Sausage Party Opens Big, SJWs mad

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sage fr shit thread tho

Not sure how to feel about this…

On the one hand:

But on the other hand:

As long as one triggered SJW is found dead on their floor after having their rainbow coloured noose snap, leaving them to end up cracking their head off the side of their desk on the way down, I can't totally write off this movie.

kek.

jesus fucking christ

if this doesnt prove we arent in the Wiemar republic stage i dont know what does.

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FUCKING KILL YOURSELF FOR BEING SO OBVIOUS. TELL YOUR HANDLERS TO TAKE YOU OUT BEHIND THE CHEMICAL SHEDS AND FUCKING KILL YOU.

DUDE
SEX
LMAO

Holy shit don't be such a fucking spastic.

I wish I knew how to feel after seeing that barrage of obscene shit.

I don't want to watch this.

What's going on?

Food orgy.

Is nothing sacred?

the contents of your fridge and breadbox having an orgy

Watch it. It is the only way you can learn the depths of the degeneracy that is kike comedy.

Fucking demented Jews, takes a sick mind to think this up.

are there any non jewish movies playing instead?

Holy shit kill yourself immediately, you cocksucking faggot.

Angry Birds is out of theaters, so no.

That was a level of discomfort I wasn't prepared for. I can't even imagine the second-hand embarrassment you'd feel when physically sitting in the theater for this.

Dont get me wrong, this movie is broken jew trash….
But even a broken clock is right twice a day

Did Holla Forums forget the Food Orgy scene in the movie that was on Holla Forums not two days ago?

U R TROLL, SHILL OR TARDTARDED

I saw it on Holla Forums and movieblob is talking about it in high regards. So from that orgy scene and the blob liking it. It has a high probability of being just pure filth that makes one question do Jews really think this is funny?

Sometimes i get the feeling that if the humour is particularly cruel and sadistic, as it seems in this film people will find some sort of social justice cause to link their distaste to.

I dont think anyone is actually kept up at night because a potato has an Irish accent

No one wants to watch your shitty movie.

YOU FAGGOTS ALWAYS EAT YOUR OWN
ENJOY THE CANNIBALISM LITERAL CUCKLORD

At 1:37

OY VEY

BURN IT

I was ready for a giggle at first, then I found I was too busy wtf'ing at wtf was going on. It's like Japan forgot that they were in Hollywood but 1000x more awkward.

That was a regrettable typo

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Can't wait til they gets ripped apart on RLM

Seth Rogen will be the next Adam Sandler.

Good observation.

Sausage Party already pulled a profit on its opening weekend. It cost $19 million to make and brought in $33 million this weekend. It doesn't matter how much of a Jew cocksucker Seth Rogan is, he delivered and there will be many more hamfisted Seth Rogan propaganda films in the future.

I don't believe the article in the OP. It seems like an advertisement more than anything. Rogan and Franco can fuck right off

fuck off, kike
I'm not watching your shitty movie.

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Paul Rudd is a shabbos goy, but is he really a jew?

I did because I had nothing to do and was curious. It was a mistake. Do not go see this movie, it is even more terrible than you would imagine it

The only bright spot was the stereotypical Jew bagel. He had quite a few lines alluding to the Jewish "Conspiracy" that made me the only person laughing out loud in the theater, thinking "man, did they really go there?"

I actually got up and left the theater during the orgy scene. Disgusting

4 jews

yes. I kind of liked the guy, he's retarded in a funny way in movies, but in real life I think he is just the usual annoying kike

you should see that new show, preachers.. full of sjw stereotypes

This

I'd prefer you didn't insult "Third Reich" Mike "Spike the Kike" Garrisson Stoklasa.

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

Kill yourself Seth

Kill yourself Seth

Paul Rudd's a kike.

hillary's america is in theaters isnt it?

Rogen is such an unbearable Jewish faggot.

Aaaaand forgot to sage. Time to kill myself.

Leftists like it because it's anti-theist. It's the perfect "fuck you mom and dad" type of story.

Poo in the loo

At least it helps me know who is not worth my time. Any brain dead fuck who says they enjoyed this shite can get fucked.

Yeah this was disgusting to atheists of sound mind as well, project your religion elsewhere

Why would SJWs be mad, isn't this the kind of Jew filth they usually eat up with a spoon?

Kek. The one thing that SJWs and authoritarian moralizers have in common.

No dick jokes allowed.

It's degenerate shit.

The enemy of my enemy is not my friend.

The useful idiots are only useful if you can keep them on message.

HAHAHA DIS JEWS TROLING DOS SJWS LIKE SJWS ARE NOT A CULTURAL AND BIOLOGICAL WEAPON CREATED AND EMPLOYED BY JEWS AGAINST US TO DESTROY ANY RIVALS TO THEIR HEGEMONY HAHAHA JEWS FUNY AS FUK

hollywood kikes in a nutshell

the real holocaust can't come soon enough

Dodged a fucking bullet.

Anyone who would pay money to watch Seth Rogen movies is going on a list

yes

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I saw this movie this weekend because a buddy wanted to. I didn't even laugh the while time. I had to fake laugh for my buddy. It was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. There was so much cussing in it that didn't make sense. Just to cuss, that was it I suppose.

And the story was just so crude and everything else about it was so juvenile I couldn't believe it made it past the drawing board.

How does it feel knowing the kikes made this just to offend and piss you off and to force degeneracy into your culture and into your daughter's mind

damn nothing you can do bitch!

Damn! BTFO

I still think this is typical Seth trying to do a Sam Hyde.

WHAT THE FUCK

This.

say what you want but even the Japs hate gonzo porn, that schoolgirl getting fucked by an octopus at least has context (yeah they go through the effort of writing a plot for that shit)

this is literal gonzo pornography except really unsettling because it's supposed to be a "joke" that goes on for way too long and isn't funny, on top of the fact that the graphics make it just visually repulsive to watch

You are fucking retarded. Seth Rogen is a degenerate cuck Jew projecting his perversions and anti-natural attitudes on everyone else to create a subhuman caste in society within which he can safely blend.

I only watch cambodian rise paper pictures in movement.

Girl getting eat by an octopus is older than Japan itself.

I thought faggots would like the orgy scene maybe there wasn't enough hiv+ bodily fluids exchanged.

Most numale critics are already giving the stereotypes a free pass since it has a ""thoughtful"" message. (Le atheism and hedonism is great XD)

Don't forget, they treated the animators like shit.

archive.is/pHDXI

This truly is one of the most jewish movies of our lifetime.

There were 2 parts that were funny, the rest was abhorrently disturbing and perverse. The premise seemed like something that could have ended up humorous if the writer's had an ounce of talent or class.

Funny parts:

The entire theater was silent and didn't move for about 1:30 after the movie ended, not because it was good. I think it actually upset and disturbed the Normies.

A lot.

That might be a good thing. I think they overreached here.

Normies have principles and a moral compass? I thought most of them are unprincipled, malleable trash that mindlessly follows the dominant political currents without question.

For me the Arab joke wasn't even funny knowing its coming from Zionist Jewish hatred.

Good redpill potential with the part about logic and reason being more important than comfortable feelings.

I was as surprised as you by it, but I saw it happen.

There was no enjoyment on those people's faces, just confusion and a vague look of disgust behind a thin veil of boredom.

On the way out almost every conversation was, "That was fucking horrible." or "That was disgusting." or "That was really weird."

I don't know what's more degenerate. Seth Rogan or the fact that Miley Cyrus looks like she practiced for weeks to make that blow up doll mouth face.

Also op do you find it funny that Germans are all stereotyped as the ebil nazi?Are you retarded?

Is this a new freech strategy, pretending to be christcucks?

Horrible material because it was framed such that nihilism was logical and hedonism reasonable.

It was literally, "Our disgusting Progressivism is logical, all alternatives or arguments for self-restraint are just 'comfortable feelings' of people who are oppressed."

It was shit.

see

Did you fake your orgasms, too?

I want to believe but I have a feeling these same people will line up in droves to see the next piece of degenerate filth peddled by kikes like Seth Rogen. I wonder if any of these people will draw connections between such filth and the spiritual and cultural degredation of their society.

Oooohhhh!

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It'd trash, son.

I'm happy that progressives are turning on this Jewish stoner retard though.

Sage for bullshit slide thread

Oh, they will, of that I'm sure.

But there is a spark of decency in them still, there is still time, though it is growing short.

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Didn't sound like anyone in the theater enjoyed it one bit.

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I didn't bring up religion, retard. That was another user. Go shill elsewhere, /r/atheism is that way, might be better suited for edgy faggots like yourself

Can both of you fucks kiss and make up just fucking once? This exact conversation happens no fewer than 30 times a day and it has never once gotten anywhere.

Why would they?It was painful to watch and i saw only that clip,i can't imagine the movie to be better.
The movie got hyped that's what matters.TV,newspapers,internet,that's the bulk of the work then idiots will flow in,even if they don't like it,it happened with Ghostbusters too.
Even if not properly related,there is a motive AAA videogames spend most of the budget on publicity than the game itself.

No it just means I'm not from Africa or South America.

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There is a Jewish character, he's a bagel I think or some other baked good. The movie is an atheist metaphor, we consumers being 'the gods' to food, who think they're going to a better place when they're just dying.

SJWs attacking Rogen? Fuck that's delicious. Also unlikely. This is kike generated nonsense to save shekels on advertising and get another week of sales out of this piece of shit degenerate filth.

What is this depthlessness I feel in the pit of my soul when I watch this? Jesus man I feel ashamed for watching that.

On a scale of 1 to Left, how bad is it?

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I'm so excited for "Jews Are Nice, Funny, White And Have No Money XVII"

Well, you know, I'd love to check on that, but….

I'm not even offended by it, but god damn, I think that an eleven year old version of me would still cringe at that.

proves again who is absolutely behind the porn industry and all of its perversions.

Hitler should've won

That was, by far, the most degenerately Jewish thing I've ever personally witnessed.

Get the helicopters.

Why are you complaining? This is capitalism in action.

its depraved/10
and i didnt even watch it

No, we've moved past depraved.

This is Jew/10.

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I warned Holla Forums. I should have warned you all.

>>>/pdf/404

Here's the leaked script. There might be some changes, but it seems rather accurate. For those who actually saw the movie, feel free to correct what has been changed.

I masturbate to chinese futa cuck porn without apology, and this is too much even for me.

Maybe… maybe this is a good thing. Maybe this is my bottom. Thank you. I've got to take a break now and think about my life.

leaked script was on here a while back

maybe you should just stop masturbating and stop going to porn sites

forever

Oh good, someone else came by with it. It was fucking awful. Pure filth.

ending reminded me of communism

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I'm not going to read it again to see what you're seeing. I've already deleted it from my hard drive.

The first time I read it, it felt like something malignant, like a disease in word form. Whatever humor it is supposed to have to hide its filth does nothing.

If memes are the DNA of the soul, this would be a virus ripping that apart.

You don't need to subject yourself to that again, I just felt like the whole "food murdering people" was made to look like "le proletarians overthrowing the patriarchy"

see

Makes sense. I mainly saw the antitheism and the obvious pushing of hedonistic degeneracy, where religion is remade into to sex in the afterlife (the hot dog and bun's talk about the great beyond is filled with it) and even that is strawmanned to be a lie too.

Well, as long as you keep that shit private
NO

He will, in the end.

Looks like a fucking Bar Mitzvah.

For a man of conscience, there is worse than futa like NTR/gangrape/MMF etc.but futa is still shit.

Well I just noticed the cuck part. Yeah user, you're pretty inhuman. Please reevaluate your life.

Is it wrong if I'd rather watch scat and guro instead of NTR?

What the FUCK is up with films and reviewers these days???

No, it means even someone into scat and guro has more honour than ntrscum.

Welcome to any review of anything.

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the exact same mechanic why Holla Forums is even populated

ethics in journalism

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SAUSAGE PARTY opened at $34 million, which was about $12 million under GHOSTBUSTERS 2016's domestic opening, however it was made with a budget of only $19 million (vs. GHOSTBUSTERS' reported $145 million budget), so it surpassed the symbolic budgetary break-even point on opening weekend at American (and Canadian) theatres alone, whereas it took GHOSTBUSTERS almost a month and then only with the "overseas" markets factored in, and combining that with the huge marketing budget for GHOSTBUSTERS and then considering that the studio gets less of a cut from overseas theatres, SAUSAGE PARTY ended up being a lot more profitable for Sony than their "tentpole" movie this summer.

Sony probably spent more advertising SAUSAGE PARTY than it cost to make, but it's hardly been saturation level as the advertising for GHOSTBUSTERS was.

confirmed

Did they finally catch on that we were using their own self-aggrandizing tool against them?

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How old is this shit

Porn made for kids, is that kiddy porn?

Crashing your ship with no survivors!

It was shot on peanuts because it's a vanity project and everyone in the screencap is there as a favour. It probably already broke even.
Hopefully this is just a oneshot and Rogen isn't our next Sander/Salzberg.

He's been kinda shitlording it up for awhile despite also still being an SJ himself, it's pretty weird.
He tweeted his fucking penis to Alexander Macris a few months ago, other SJs had a chortle, but then one said it was wrong and improper and what if… it
T-T-T-T-TRIGGERED
some survivor. He RT'd his own tweet and added her in.
I think all that pot he smoked sent his brain 60 years into the past when SJs were the unfiltered ones and now he's all confused.

I feel bored and…actually somehow stupider now.
WHY DO HEEBS LOVE DEGENERACY SO MUCH IF THEY ARE SO SHIT AND BORING AT IT!

More like the ff.net fanfiction of a hentai series. Not even weebs could screw it up this bad. "Hip dad" level cringe.
Someone please convince Seth Rogen to endorse Goofy Gary Johnson

On that note jew york does produce the funniest H-anime dubs
eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=138782&n=Sextra Credit.swf
(1mb too large, damn)

Blind Beast, chekkit.

Europe has the most still? That better be all Italy's fault or that's highly disturbing. Unpoz may be harder than we thought.

no, nightshift nurses is still the funniest shittiest comedy ever produced.
eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=2229&n=nightshit_nurses.swf
And no jews were involved, which proves they are shit at even shit humour.
(for future ref, what went wrong is four of the least funny styles of comedy occurred in one scene, it only works at getting a possible passable smirk if you repetitively use just one, but make it exponentially larger)

DUDE

btw don't reply to aryanne it triggers him something fierce lol

WEED

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Mike: I loved it! It was schlock but it was meant to be schlock so it was a good movie. btw I was pounding 8 dollar beers throughout.
Jay: Actually I thought it was-
Mike: SHUTUP TWINK IT WAS BRILLIANT BRAVO COHEN
Jay: Jessi I'm dying
Rich: *reddit meme* Trump sucks *plays indie FOTM game* 10/10

saved

This is the only suitable image I could find for this schlock. Enjoy.

I LOVE YOU MOM

damn son 1 off

Fag

pls

Guys, i've seen and ignored these posts for the last month and my mum's completely fine. Why do you fall for such superstitious BS? It's a 9gag tier meme.

its ok

czech em

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Look man, the game's changed. Memes are real now. I have to banepost responsibly or people could die.

Their memes are flawed. Look at their singles. GAZE UPON THE DESPISED OF KEK.

Was getting singles part of your plan?

Like that they got pissed off? Yes we do.

I hate this meme

check em

wew

You banepost, and then what? What's the next step in your "master plan"?

dubs

Well congratulations, you got yourself singles, what's the next step of your master plan?

No! This can't be happening!

I don't see your dubs faggot

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It's a cartoon about hot dog buns with vaginas for lips and the commercials are on TV for every man, woman, and child to see.

The enemy of my enemy is not my friend.

Now is not the time for fear

that comes later

Your autism isn't allowing you to understand the situation here:

Some men want to watch [their] world burn, user.

Ok yeah it looks like that user crashed my moms heartrate with no survivors

The films degenerative trash no pollack work his arm band should go see it

if dubs beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

witnessed

What does it mean

If I don't save my mummy who will cook my tendies?

very nice. i like 4s

Sausage Party is one of those kinds of movies that are so controversial, that giving even a mildly positive review will sell papers/get clicks. Most critics hate Seth Rogan movies, but this one got enough backlash that talking positively about it makes people curious to read their full review and thereby generate add revenue for their website, paper, or magazine.

BallBusters, on the other hand, is mostly political. Feminist shit is loved by leftists, and leftists are attracted to journalism and the arts as they are emotional fields, as opposed to reasoned and efficient. The same reasoning behind Sausage Party applies, but to a lesser extent due to the obvious political implications. Sausage Party isn't a political movie, clearly, it's just a stupid Seth Rogan comedy for drunk college kids. BallBusters, however, was made for the entire purpose of spreading a political message.

get fucked

Thank you Immunity Cat!

Watched the olympics (i know) today and saw kike amy schumer and seth rogen and paul rudd shilling for bud light. Unfunny kike trifecta.

whew, thank god, I hope my mom is okay.

Reviews can be manufactured by hired PR shills.

That answers that.

pls no

Redhead?

That's just fucking offensive. Man probably ain't natural Northern Red, just Jewish mutant.

Is there ever going to be a movie that doesn't, at some point, remind us of Hitler/ the holohoax?

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;_;

You didn't get dubs so your curse is moot, faggot.

OUR TENDIES ARE SAVED

Just a friendly reminder; Sony Produced this film, just like the new Ghost Busters Film and a ton of Adam Saddler films.

how long until nippon *teleports behind sony* and *unsheathes katana folded over 6000000 times*?????

Isnt Seth an SJW? Will they turn on him like they did to Joss Whedon?

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Yes, Jews don't actually care about other Jews, they just all have the same general goal of "fuck the goyim". There isn't any 'Jewish brotherhood' since they're all unfeeling edglord psychopaths.

They also did this…

I'm not going to venture in that webm. Can someone describe it instead?

i don't remember any ninja stars or yugioh in Angry Birds

Food orgy with a BBC joke

think that team america scene, but not funny

Three main characters are part of alcoholics anonymous

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rolling

reroll

Joke's on you, my mom's dead already. You can kill my stepmom though. Fuck that butter golem.

Fuck off back to cuck chan faggot!

JUDE WEED LMAO

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You're all acting as if that shit somehow is the pinnacle of degeneracy. Sure it's fucking cringeworthy and immature but it's nowhere near close to all sorts of disgusting shit that permeates porn industry i.e. Blacked.com. Doesn't matter it was in movie theaters, extreme porn, degenerate gook drawings and furfaggotry are all easily accessible to any 10 year old with an internet connection these days, and all of those easily surpass the pathetic sausage party in the terms of degeneracy. Why even fucking bother with that miserable turd of a film, it doesn't prove ANYTHING.
Sometimes I forget I'm even on 8 chan. Bunch of whiny pussies, fucking Christ.

Immunity cat

This is one of the most Jewish things I've ever seen. It completely reflects the jewish mind.
Completely unnecessary, probably with no context in the greater scope of the movie. Just because they revile in degeneracy and think they can get away with it.

There is even an OY VEY at the end.

I wouldn't be surprised if this was done scene by scene from one of their coke driven Hollywood orgies.

It happens at the end of the movie after they kill a bunch of humans with LCD laced toothpicks. e.g it was unnecessary.

Afterwards they find out they are CGI cartoon characters and then open a portal to the real world to kill their "Gods".

you're missing the point
those things are on porn sites, and are by and large still socially taboo to even visit
people viewing those things mostly do it in secret, knowing that what they're doing is a dark and shameful thing
this movie however is blatantly parading this shit around in public for all to see
they're not just leaving it out in an easily accessible place where people may or may not see it, they're actively shoving it down people's throats at this point
it's another step on the stairway of degeneracy and normalizing filth
right now this film is shocking and provokes instant disgust, but what about a few years down the line when shit like this has happened over and over and over and people are desensitized?
what happens when children are raised in a world where shit like this is all they have access to?
you may not go to the movie theater or watch tv, but normies do and will continue to do so
no it's not the most degenerate thing out there, but it's still pretty fucking degenerate.

Jewish as fuck.

I've seen a lot of terrible shit in my life but this is probably the first time in my life where I'm truly speechless. It's not cute. It's not funny. It's not a wink or an homage.

Someone had to sit down and think this.
Then write this.
Then pitch this.
Then approve this.
Then pay for this.
Then design this.
Then sketch this.
Then animate this.
Then foley this.
Then score this.
Then edit this.

The end of all things can't come soon enough.

It sounds like absolute garbage, you swine.

Someone run this through J-DAR. I would but the site is shitting it's pants on me.

So basically the demons of degeneracy take revenge on the humans(angels, in the shape of God) that abused them for their own goals by opening a portal and killing them all.
Replace demons with Jews and you get their revenge against whites for lolercaust. And they celebrate it by fucking each other in all kinds of perverted ways.
And like in real life the food has no purpose when they destroy their hosts.

The sabbatean Jews are a wonder to behold.
Truly cut from higher spiritual planes.
Sad.

I would pay 6 million shekels for a professional non kike psychologist to analyse this.

You need to check if this shit is Jewish? It's got Jew-stink all over it

I watch scat, guro and furry porn. My main fetish is gaped vaginas.

And i still found this shit atrocious on the levels of hell even i don't belong.

Did you really have to post that here?

Did you really have to steal those doubles?

Is that one of those 'new pokemon' I only know G1 the best generation.

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No, not really. Sony published it, but they didn't make it. Rovio had full creative control over that movie, because they financed it all themselves. Slapped down a big wad of their iphone game cash to hire the animators themselves.

whole thread is kike shills

In all honesty. People who reply to every fucking post in one thread should be bannable just like red text spamming faggots. No, you are more annoying than them.

Reported.

Agreed. Autism like this should not be tolerated. The more we tolerate it, the worse it will get. Mods need to put their foot down.

Production cost was supposedly $20 mil, about 1/10 of what a typical big Pixar film would cost.

People who make posts like these no longer have the protection of immunity cat.

Die

I have seen hell…
It was better

lewd.

Seriously though, imagine being one of the guys that had to animate that shit.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I need dubs to save my mom

Give me the dubs kek

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

PRAISE KEK HE SAVED MY MOM

Dammit

rerolling

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Please for the love of kek i need these dubs

Oh fuck I better roll

pls lad

one more.

I want fucking Hollywood to be nuked off the goddamned face of the earth, same with new york and every other jewhive

Come on lad

gonna check meine doppel

GIMME DUBS

dubs pls

rollan

Thank you Immunity Cat

I told you fuckers during the RNC threads that begging won't get you dubs

The fucking theater is totally dark, and yet i can feel the extreme discomfort waft out of there, into the camera, and through my monitor into my room. It's too degenerate even for normalfags. I wonder how many people are going to ask for refunds when they go to see this.

I paid to see this movie.

I wanted to see a comedy with dumb humor that I could get a few laughs out of.

I never wanted anything dumb after watching this movie, I have never hated Jews before watching this movie, I tolerated their filthy agenda, but I have paid money for them to fill me with disgust.

Don't watch this movie, Never watch this movie.

lurk moar and read up. You'll hate them in time, considering they're destroying everything around you.

hello, it's great to have you with us. Heres a few things to get you started off, I wish you luck in your grand voyage of antisemitism. :)

All this time I thought Darude would turn out to be a cuck, but now that I see this, maybe there's a hidden, possibly nationalist, message contained within Sandstorm

Exactly

Too late

That taxoplasma thing is just based on one autist fag's theory that got screencapped and traded around as if it were truthful for whatever reason. The human body is filled to the brim with parasites and bacteria already so this benign parasite makes no difference.

And even then, like all things of this nature, it is infinitely more prevalent in shitskin countries than western ones, so there is that too.

Bazingaman please no

So far to the fucking left it's reaching the point that any farther it's going to be coming back toward us from the right.

fuck you

Notice how all of the trailers kept throwing around the fact that they swear? Nobody swears that much in normal conversation.

Honoestly I dont care if people decide to drop a few F bombs here and there but nobody in normal conversation talks like that.

Always

"All this could scarcely be called very attractive; but it became positively repulsive when, in addition to their physical uncleanliness, you discovered the moral stains on this 'chosen people.' In a short time I was made more thoughtful than ever by my slowly rising insight into the type of activity carried on by the Jews in certain fields.

Was there any form of filth or profligacy, particularly in cultural life, without at least one Jew involved in it?
If you cut even cautiously into such an abscess, you found, like a maggot in a rotting body, often dazzled by the sudden light-a kike!
What had to be reckoned heavily against the Jews in my eyes was when I became acquainted with their activity in the press, art, literature, and the theater. All the unctuous reassurances helped little or nothing It sufficed to look at a billboard, to study the names of the men behind the horrible trash they advertised, to make you hard for a long time to come. This was pestilence, spiritual pestilence, worse than the Black Death of olden times, and the people was being infected with it! It goes without saying that the lower the intellectual level of one of these art manufacturers, the more unlimited his fertility will be, and the scoundrel ends up like a garbage separator, splashing his filth in the face of humanity."

— Hitler, Mein Kampf

HITLER WAS RIGHT

Have all of my reaction folder.
What the fuck is

I saw this pile of shit last Saturday. This movie is more redpilled than you think.

This scene happens after the food kills their Gods (humans), and totally trash the world humans built for them. The food then go on to celebrate by having a giant orgy and doing drugs.

They have no plans for their future, they're unable to reproduce, and since they wont have power for refrigeration or any new deliveries to the store, their people will die off. But they don't care because they abolished religion, killed God, and all the food products are equals because they no longer have standards or rules.

I haven't watched kike TV or movies in years and I just feel so much better emotionally and mentally. It's like you can appreciate smaller things in life and be less depressed or obsessed with superficial faggot news blasting in your face every day.

Space Dandy really is a brilliant anime.

oh do i fugged ub :DDD

archive you fucking piece of shit. the only heat street I fuck with leads directly to my oven, in which you are welcome.

append to list: things to buy before DOTR

That would be pretty redpilled, if the people making this movie did that knowingly/ironically. They didn't. They're kikes.

Bro, I remember when I got redpilled hard. You're taking your first steps. Learn everything you can. You'll see the full deception in time.

(hitler dubs fucking checked)
Purely a "Broken clock is right twice a day" situation. Kikes are self-destructive. We see it for the terrible future it is. They see it as their all-hopeful endgame.

Nice trips, fam.

Just a reminder, it's not really Sony. It's "Sony Pictures" AKA "Columbia Pictures". A Jewish company, through and through. It was a Jewish company from the beginning, but Sony bought it out. Apparently, Sony buying it didn't mean anything, because they left the same kikes in charge and basically don't even interfere with its management.

Just a reminder, it's not really Sony. It's "Sony Pictures" AKA "Columbia Pictures". A Jewish company, through and through. It was a Jewish company from the beginning, but Sony bought it out. Apparently, Sony buying it didn't mean anything, because they left the same kikes in charge and basically don't even interfere with its management.

Wasn't there a southpark episode where the kids wrote the dumbest, most mindlessly offensive shit they could think of, and it ended up turning into a national best seller?

It's kind of the same thing, except it was written by grown men, and it's not a success.

I doubt that was at all intentional, but you should write that on Rotten Tomatoes/IMDb, might redpill some people

Jews are boring once you realize the spoiler for their races story. The worst most perverse pornography you can imagine thrust up into the highest cultural sphere possible. That's the greatest thing they will ever accomplish. It's their limit break, their collective magnum opus. Literally everything they do is basically a fore runner to the inter racial incest pedophilia human cenitpede disney torture porn musical they dream of foisting on people. This little snippet was stupid and ugly and everything else will be stupid and ugly till the big one happens, and I'm not talking about their greatest media dump but the reckoning. Truly a cursed race.

nope and nope

There was a point in time where Hollywood actually had a modicum of quality control, this is just fucking insipid and I'm guessing that the whole movie is like this. This is what passes for comedy in the mind of the media Jew. This is what they think of the average American's intelligence. Fucking goddamn they really have no shame and it's only getting worse.

… humanity deserves extinction. Our current "civilization" should really just collapse so the natural progress of selection can purge all this filth away, so we can start from new.

This movie is vulgar and jewish as fuck. Don't care how butthurt sjws get. DONT GIVE THEM RATINGS.

LSD isn't lethal in a sense of killing your body.
Too much and it can scramble your brain like a magnet does to a HDD while thrown into a blender.

Jews did this.

Scrotie Mcboogerballs.
…Still managed to be funnier than this.

fantasticfiction.com/j/william-w-johnstone/trapped-in-ashes.htm
close as I can think of. Verdun'd in the end.

you have to see it to believe it.

better than nothing

What kind of sorcery is this?

fuck you

bitch

fg

cunt

i really hate you dude

check em

another attempt

why live

One of the dumbest movies I have ever seen. Makes half baked arguments for hedonism and atheism throughout.You can feel Rogan's influence. It was predictable, made poor arguments in a high and mighty way, and ended with a homosexual food orgy. Its propaganda for the dumbest stoner degenerates that can go and see it to have all their beliefs self affirmed. 1/10 would not give money to fat jew again.

quads

well mom I tried

this movie looks fucking stupid. Huuurrr! It's got dick jokes and rips on religion! ITS EDGY BUT ITZ A CARTOON DDDUURR
"It's just like Blazing Saddles! XDD"

The kikes really aren't even trying to be creative anymore.

It's a bagel that ends up having homo sex with the Arabic lavash, like, eating its ass and rubbing its testes on his face. The Jew and Muslim engage in homo sex.

literally nobody will ask for a refund or even complain. They will pretend they enjoyed the movie because they don't want to be seen by other goy-normalfags that they are stuffy, uptight Christians, boring, a prude, etc. This is how jews always end up pushing the envelope even further, normal fags jump over each other trying to out "im ok with this" and "how progressive" each other.

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Seems like this one kike jumped the shark.

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To further show how disgusting that whole scene is, an anus flashes on screen during the last few seconds. Pic related is a cap of it.

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ZIMPANINGA MY DIGITS

MOM LIVES TO SERVE ME CHICKEN TENDERS

Nah, just ask /christian/ they genuinely believe characters from non Christian cartoons to be actual demons, DEMONS FROM HELL.

They even invaded Holla Forums pretending to be /a/…

On a second thought, it may just have been /a/….

Grats man. Not everyone was as lucky :(

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rollin

shut up shitbird

It just kept getting worse every second. It wasn't enough that this movie covered vore.

Good. I fucking hate Seth Rogan.

He's going to be virtue signalling to the extreme for months after this.

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Kek

It's like someone looked at rule 34 of everything that we wouldn't normally consider porn, then said, "this is gold, we need an animator ASAP. We're going to make millions!"

Sony must be washing money.

蛸と海女 was published in 1814 AD.

Japan has.existed since 100 AD according to Chinese records.

What do you mean before Japan?

Thank you immunity cat! You have saved my beloved tendies provider!

Reported for shilling for a Jewish propaganda movie. Like 90% of the people involved with the movie are Jews.

retard

immunuty cat is great