Purpose

So, Holla Forums.
What gets you outta bed every morning?

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my mom screaming at me

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My morning smoke and to see of I got any (you)s from the night before.

The need to piss.

a combination of
-work
-needing to piss
-wanting coffee

The need to piss

I know that if I wake up at noon, my day will be really shitty and will feel like it has passed in a matter of 2 hours. If I wake up in the morning, it gives me time to do whatever, and also maybe go outside if I'm feeling motivated that day.

Back pain from sleeping all day.

That's about it.

Dysnomia's mom snores like a fucking grizzly bear.

To eat

The itching.

a wildfire

Revenge

top kek

fapping

My legs

Hunger, a full bladder, or a raging erection.

Gotta change the sheets again… too crusty to stay in them for 5 weeks straight before a fresh set.

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Well I decided that I would improve myself slowly over time. I started by working out every day after I eat breakfast. I lost 40 pounds, and gained lots of muscle. I also started making other changes(quit watching porn, quit drugs, quit alcohol). Then one day some missionaries knocked on my door to talk to me about God.

Their timing was about as perfect as it could be, given that I was trying to improve myself. I met with them as much as possible for a while, and decided to join the church. Now my life is completely different than it was. It still hasn't gotten much easier to get out of bed, but now I have people expecting me to do things. Overall my life is a bit harder now because I actually have to do things, but things are easier to deal with I guess. At least feel like I'm on the right path, as opposed to how things used to be.

Good for you! Be proud of yourself, user!

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Thanks, I am proud of what I have managed to accomplish so far. Still feels like there's a long way to go, but I won't give up now.

Some shitbirds making noise and waking me up.

I fucking hate that

i hate it too when some shitbirds wakes me up inside

You found a new gf?

anime shitposting

what?
i've noticed that i cycle through being depressed and feeling good about life. for a good few weeks i'll get a set of bizarre feelings that i would call depression if i was a tumblr-tier faggot. what it really is is laying under my covers, oriented backwards on the bed, with the gentle light of the /late/ catalog coming from my computer, listening to Mazzy Star and eating a Mounds bar at 4:00am. it's also listening to Death Grips on full volume and punching the concrete walls of my basement. it's also fantasizing about being a school shooter even though i'm way past high-school, just enjoying the weird emotion that comes with it. you get the idea. i often think about my past during these times. how my childhood is gone, how i could have done things differently in middle school and highschool, all that nonsense. the thing is, this never actually feels bad. i enjoy it. it's kind of a pleasant melancholy.

but then i'll feel really good about life for a few weeks. i'll get plenty of sleep, eat healthy, sometimes start exercising. i enjoy mornings and i enjoy the outdoors. this often comes with a strange combination of listening to classic rock and vaporwave (not at the same time), as well as being interested in political stuff and news.

then after a few weeks of that it's back to the pit of comfortable sadness. it's been going like that for probably a year now, maybe 9 months?
i kind of like it.

You probably acquired cat parasites. Cats bury their poop for a reason.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasma_gondii

needing to pee

eh, maybe.
the increased testosterone and decreased conscientiousness sound about right, but the effects on proper mood sound minimal. i get the impression that it's not related.

Work, girlfriend, university, friends

I am the normie that you all hate and I have been using imageboards since 2007 suck shit

Enjoy the train ride and work

videoh gaems and food

Nothing.
I hate my mom I hate my brothers and I hate my step father I usually call him by his name to show my disrespect.
Only get up to feed my dog and cats after that I just don't have any motivation to do anything.

bathroom, coffee, smokes, breakfast is great, standard stuff.
the early-morning aesthetic is amazing.

funny enough i just got into sudoku too.

knowing that i'm semi-attractive and have been asked out two times this month which is a record for me since about 3-4 years ago

kek

STO gots a sweet vorgon carrier this summer event. Need dem risan gibs and lolnuts. Fucking federation is shit in carriers so this helps.