Most of you know the drill. Those that don't, read "my rules.png"
I'll start it in about half an hour or so.
I will not be playing myself as being OP gives a bit of an unfair advantage.
It may be helpful to refer to this page:
en.wikipedia.org
it will tell you which states have how many counties and equivalents. (the "total" column is the number I used.)
ok, I guess I'll start when/if a handful of people join then.
Green
Eastern Washington State (Spokane area)
"Smokanistan"
This good?
Perfect
OK, expect to be waiting a good little while. usually takes a a decent amount of time for enough people to join.
I might also recommend using a trip ("[your name]##[your code]" just in case you don't know) so that some faggot can't roll on your behalf and do something stupid.
Nerdy fucker shit game
wanna fite m8?
Leave, norman.
I kind of want to join in, but I can't promise that I won't just get bored and quit.
Thread's gonna be stagnant for at least an hour at this rate. Go dick around with whatever until you feel like joining.
You'll never get kicked from the game unless you're conquered but you might get skipped. There's nothing stopping you from joining late either except the fact that you may get dominated by people with stacked bonuses.
Im gonna be afk for a while. Don't be surprised if i don't respond for a bit.
I have returned.
It appears the game may not happen, but I'll be here all day so we'll see.
One last bump before I give up
Grey
Southern New Mexico
The Wall
done
I will start the game if 2 more people join and they all make their presence know at the start of the game
GET IN HERE YOU CUNTS
You got New Mexico mixed up with Arizona btw, but it's okay because I got them mixed up when I was choosing where to start too.
Lol, im a dumbass. That is where you wanted to be though,yes?
Yeah, I always get them mixed up.
I might join once I'm done drinking and cleaning.
If I join the game, will you die?
the name is "CIA"
Blue
start me in DC
It would be very painful.
finally someone's got the right idea. If you look at the state bonuses panel you DO get a +1 bonus for DC
Caesar's Legion
Red
Clark county
Also how do you trip? I'm not a faggot so I don't know.
Caesar##[code only you know]
ok, that makes 4 players if they're all here.
I have some shit to do, unfortunately. I'll be back in half an hour or so.
In the mean time. everyone who's playing please make a post making your presence known.
Testing, true to Caesar.
The flight plan I filed with the agency lists me, my men, but only of you! first one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft.
Fuck yeah! Missed these threads.
Italy, New Jersey, orange
The Iron Imperium
southern Illinois
dark green
I just forgot about this thread and took a shower but I am back now and won't be leaving.
New California Republic
Brown
Sacramento
OK, looks like we're ready. Weedbro can eat a dick i guess.
Get rolling, As the image says, please use dice.
5 dice, 10 sides
Rollin'
Rolled 1, 4, 8, 1, 4 = 18 (5d10)
First, I am going to move into and capture Virginia.
CIA (+1)
Expand south
Rolled 5, 10, 9, 10, 4 = 38 (5d10)
Rolled 6, 8, 7, 2, 1 = 24 (5d10)
Oops, sorry. New to this.
Expandin' south
Rolled 9, 2, 4, 1, 2 = 18 (5d10)Expand south
Rolled 7, 7, 9, 4, 7 = 34 (5d10)
Rolling to fill Arizona
Rolled 2, 4, 9, 2, 5 = 22 (5d10)
could you clarify?
you wans to expand outside of NJ or to just fill the south of it and then move back north with your remaining 4?
Rolled 9, 7, 6, 3, 5 = 30 (5d10)Expand East into Arizona and southern Utah. First risk thread, probably not autistic enough for this.
Fill NJ but any remaining goes south
Rolled 1, 3, 6, 5, 3 = 18 (5d10)Filling up California
Rolled 4, 5, 8, 4, 8 = 29 (5d10)Rolling to fill up Utah,
you have 5 moves left after filling AZ
would you like to attack the wall?
Rolled 4, 1, 1, 5, 8 = 19 (5d10)Fill up northern Cali
wait until the next image is posted to roll for next move
Yes. I will nail his body to the wall facing North, so that he may watch his world burn.
Rolled 2, 5, 3, 7, 10 = 27 (5d10)
Spill attacking Ceaser.
I'll take the dam before you savages ever do. So savor whatever "victories" you take.
ok, subtracting the wall's 5 leaves you with 10. how many in AZ how many in UT?
asking
wwops, should I have rolled?
Try me, wastrel.
3 in AZ, 7 in UT.
No I just forgot to remove my dice when I posted.
ok, next roll
Rolled 6, 8, 6, 6, 8 = 34 (5d10)Fill up Northern California, what ever is left goes towards Oregon.
Continue filling Virginia.
(+1)
Rolled 6, 3, 4, 2, 5 = 20 (5d10)
fuck me.
Rolled 4, 1, 5, 6, 5 = 21 (5d10)Expand more into Utah and defend Mohave
Rolled 7, 8, 7, 4, 4 = 30 (5d10)
Remove Caesar from Arizona, spill Utah.
Rolled 8, 9, 10, 8, 1 = 36 (5d10)Expand into Delaware and maryland
without filling NJ?
also, you can't reach maryland
fuck it, you take too long.
i gave you all of delaware and continued filling NJ
also, can't break the wal
also, it's rolling time
Rolled 3, 4, 4, 4, 5 = 20 (5d10)Sending my rangers south towards the Bahamas for a nice "vacation."
Rolled 9, 8, 2, 7, 7 = 33 (5d10)
Kill Caesar and fill Utah.
Rolled 7, 2, 10, 10, 1 = 30 (5d10)
keep filling Virginia.
Put one of my tiles into Maryland.
Rolled 7, 2, 7, 8, 5 = 29 (5d10)Send legionary assassins to take Trump out.
you have +2 right now, but those dubs will probly make it not matter
Oh shit, i thought maryland was maine for a sec.
whatever
Rolled 2, 9, 4, 8, 1 = 24 (5d10)
Fixed
I think you need to pull up a map if you are going to make a mistake as big as that.
And yet I still feel as if you are an American
you have 7 left
u ded now :(
californian, what do you expect?
Rolled 7, 8, 10, 1, 9 = 35 (5d10)Fill state than expand south
actually, 9 including your +2
Fill New Mexico.
Make your people proud! Join the Republic Army today!
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Rolled 1, 1, 7, 4, 6 = 19 (5d10)
Attack NCR
Rolled 1, 4, 5, 9, 7 = 26 (5d10)
Expand into Virginia, defend if needed.
Rolled 5, 1, 8, 4, 7 = 25 (5d10)Defend against wall and push into Nevada
I just noticed the Hitler dubs and the 8 on her armor.
to broadcast the situation:
fought to a stalemate
what happens with you depends on italy's decision. may skip his turn if he doesn't respond soon
It's like Hoover Dam all over again. Probably lost 25 to 1 but held my ground.
ok, Italy's name is skip atm.
Attack blue
Rolled 8, 5, 6, 10, 6 = 35 (5d10)
March into Sacramento.
Rolled 9, 9, 3, 8, 1 = 30 (5d10)DEFEND WITH YOUR MIGHT MY TROOPERS
Rolled 1, 10, 3, 4, 7 = 25 (5d10)My bad, attack blue
Rolled 5, 9, 6, 8, 10 = 38 (5d10)Defend against the filthy Italians, and continue to fill Virginia with any overflow.
also, i noticed i forgot to include virginia in the map. its bonus is 14
you forgot to roll.
your bonus for owning delaware and NJ is +4 btw.
k
Rolled 3, 4, 4, 2, 9 = 22 (5d10)Rise from the grave and start a rebellion in Gila.
This war against my gods given republic and a god damn wall is really heatin' up
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where the fuck is gila?
you may choose any empty tile to resurrect from
if you wanna go through with it, you can do so this turn. your roll will also apply
also, the wall has captured Sacramento. good job.
Rolled 10, 2, 9, 2, 3 = 26 (5d10)
Fine, I'll restart.
The world will tremble before the great nigger horde.
Brown, starting in New Orleans.
Actually, can I get the whole black belt and detroit to start with?
Rolled 2, 6, 8, 1, 3 = 20 (5d10)Take back my territory, men.
you get to start with 11 tiles, but you can't have brown. that's califag.
also, for the sake of convenience,can you just take your old name and color back so i don't have to make more map changes?
wow, cali can't get a lucky break.
You truly are the nigger horde. You couldn't even notice that I'm already brown.
Rolled 5, 9, 1, 2, 5 = 22 (5d10)
Seriously? doesn't that kind of kill the tension, knowing you can just come back?
Continue Wiping NCR off the map.
The wall just got 10 feet taller
I have to go guys, thanks for the game
eh, it's not like he'll be much of a threat to someone with stacked bonuses.
Rolled 3, 6, 7, 8, 1 = 25 (5d10)
True, I guess it's no different than getting a late start.
Rolled 6, 6, 3, 3, 10 = 28 (5d10)
Fill Virginia.
Rolled 1, 10, 7, 9, 6 = 33 (5d10)
If I have anything left, it goes to Maryland.
Nope, I cannot, in my right mind, take over the U.S without RPing as a nigger overlord.
ok,do what you want. too lazy to change the name though
CIA's bonus is now +15 btw
Rolled 5, 9, 6, 9, 1 = 30 (5d10)Throw whatever I have left at that fucking wall. Having your only daughter kidnapped by radscorpions is less humiliating than this.
Rolled 7, 1, 1, 6, 10 = 25 (5d10)
Spill into rest of Louisiana.
good luck with that
Rolled 7, 8, 4, 7, 1 = 27 (5d10)
Maryland is next.
Also this is the second pair of Hitler dubs I've gotten. I didn't think Kimball was /ourguy/
Stomp out the republic and build a YUGE wall along the coastline of California to keep out Chinese imports.
you got 12 more
Rolled 10, 5, 4, 9, 1 = 29 (5d10)
fug
Delaware, and New Jersey are fine.
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Rolled 3, 8, 6, 2, 4 = 23 (5d10)I want them out of my beautiful country! TAKE BACK THE HEART OF THE REPUBLIC!
at this point, i would advise not fucking with CIA.
+19 now
Rolled 9, 1, 2, 8, 6 = 26 (5d10)Conquer more Louisiana.
Rolled 8, 1, 8, 2, 2 = 21 (5d10)
Conquer California before I run out of pics.
wait shit. forgot those two retarded protrusions off maryland.
pretend they're there for now, will fix later
Rolled 9, 3, 2, 4, 5 = 23 (5d10)
Move into Pennsylvania after NJ is mine.
Your smug animoos will never be a match for my WWI tier propaganda!
califag's gettin rekt
also, how the fuck are you getting so many dubs?
Rolled 9, 3, 8, 10, 9 = 39 (5d10)
Move further into Pennsylvania.
your bonus is 22
Rolled 6, 5, 3, 2, 9 = 25 (5d10)As a last ditch e… I mean historic movement, I am conscripting women to fight on the front lines.
Rolled 8, 10, 9, 8, 8 = 43 (5d10)
Finish off NCR
That's the power of the smug anime girls
Rolled 8, 1, 8, 6, 9 = 32 (5d10)
This thread is blessed.
Conquer rest of Louisiana, then spill into Mississippi. I need to leave and take a shit, so, can I use this same roll for my next turn?
holy fuck
Rolled 2, 6, 6, 4, 3 = 21 (5d10)Confederate Provinces of America
Florida, Duva
Color; yellow
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what do you wanna do with the spill (15)?
if no answer soon ill just fill more cali
Rolled 4, 3, 9, 10, 4 = 30 (5d10)
Fill Cali
No point in stickin' around for the raping of NCR women. I'M OUT
3 more
Rolled 4, 3, 10, 8, 1 = 26 (5d10)
New Mexico
ok,here you go
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your bonus is now 11 btw
you have +7. will recycle your roll if you don't declare something different
Rolled 6, 1, 3, 1, 7 = 18 (5d10)
Fill the Rest of Pennsylvania, and move on to New York. You can't have a good CIA without filthy kikes.
Rolled 3, 3, 2, 4, 4 = 16 (5d10)
Fill New Mexico, spill Nevada.
your bonus is now 29
more dubs?
4 more
you just joined, btw. aren't you gonna roll?
Rolled 10, 10, 1, 4, 1 = 26 (5d10)
There's like a 4/10 chance of that happening though.
Southern Texas
Rolled 10, 4, 6, 9, 3 = 32 (5d10)Back just in time. Pour into Mississippi with my nigger army.
Rolled 3, 2, 10, 4, 9 = 28 (5d10)Wait, how do we read rolls?
dubs are a 1/10 chance.
it would be helpful if you added the "+7" to your name so i don't have to look back
same as post numbers basically: last digits on the left side of the =
your bonus is now +15 btw
Rolled 9, 3, 10, 8, 1 = 31 (5d10)
I thought the total sum was what decided your roll this entire time.
Fill Southern Texas
that's wrong. +17
Rolled 2, 5, 3, 2, 7 = 19 (5d10)
New York, and then move on to the next North Eastern state, Vermont.
Rolled 5, 8, 2, 8, 8 = 31 (5d10)Expand more through Mississippi. We need to find more KFCs to loot.
Let the spill fill the smallest states in that general area first.
Rolled 9, 4, 6, 6, 5 = 30 (5d10)
Ok I'm going again
Confederate Provinces of America (CPA)
Color; yellow
Florida (Monroe)
Expand east, (miami-dade)? I don't know hot to play this shiet
Rolled 10, 7, 4, 8, 8 = 37 (5d10)
Disregard this I SUCK COCKS
NY +7
VT +2
CT +1
your bonus is now +39
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CIA is fucking scary at this point.
and fuck, forgot tyrone's +7 bonus. fixing now. still go ahead and roll
Rolled 5, 9, 9, 8, 7 = 38 (5d10)
Take over the rest of the North East.
Yer damn right.
Ohio is next.
Rolled 4, 5, 9, 1, 3 = 22 (5d10)
Fill more of Southern Texas
This is getting boring
Rolled 5, 9, 1, 2, 4 = 21 (5d10)Take the rest of Mississippi and spill into Arkansas.
your bonus is 46 now, before i lose track
Rolled 4, 1, 6, 9, 5 = 25 (5d10)I remember just last week I played with myself managing different nations rising out from nuclear war, basically pretending in my mind that a game from MS painting the U.S county map was real.
I spent 7 hours making up histories for fictional post-apocalyptic nation states and filling in the map with different colors.
Does anyone else do this?
sorry, dealing with CIA's bonuses is throwing my head through a loop.
i got a system to keep track of it better.
or you can declare war on the nig if you feel lucky
your bonus is +16 btw
Rolled 9, 9, 6, 8, 6 = 38 (5d10)
I can feel the wind of gets on my side right now.
Fill Ohio, and then get West Virginia.
+8 to your bonus
Rolled 5, 5, 6, 10, 6 = 32 (5d10)Take more of Arkansas, put more funding into kick-starting aspiring rappers' first mixtapes.
Start a publicity campaign yelling into the microphone calling niggas crazy for killing and looting each-other instead of going after the white man, making crime drop 37%
Rolled 1, 5, 8, 3, 6 = 23 (5d10)
I've done similar
Fill Colorado
I guess the confederacy has left us once more
Rolled 10, 2, 8, 8, 5 = 33 (5d10)
Continue filling CO
Rolled 6, 6, 10, 8, 7 = 37 (5d10)
West Virginia, then Kentucky.
So if I roll dubs, will my bonus be doubled as well?
no
Rolled 3, 4, 7, 10, 4 = 28 (5d10)Eat away at Arkansas more, enslave the whitey living in there and make it legal for niggas to hold white hoes as sex slaves.
your bonus +6
your bonus +7
there was 1 o-flow so i just threw it at TX. that a problem?
Rolled 4, 10, 2, 9, 4 = 29 (5d10)
Move into Tennessee
I must stop the nigger menace.
Rolled 10, 7, 5, 1, 10 = 33 (5d10)
Fill Wyoming
It's fine.
would you like to take tennessee or straight line into nogland?
Rolled 5, 7, 4, 2, 2 = 20 (5d10)
The Niggers are dead.
Rolled 8, 3, 3, 10, 9 = 33 (5d10)
REEEEEEE
Take rest of Arkansas and move 18 into Alabama, then the rest into Eastern Texas, avoiding the evil whitey for the moment.
The CIA is out to get you, nigger. do you defend? you will lose or keep expanding in hopes of running away?
Rolled 3, 4, 6, 1, 9 = 23 (5d10)
I fell asleep
Try to go and grab all of west Florida, taking all the state
you have 32 left after taking wyoming
done
Rolled 3, 7, 7, 5, 2 = 24 (5d10)
Kidnap they white bitches and make a straight line for Tampa FL area.
so no defending?
Rolled 7, 7, 8, 3, 3 = 28 (5d10)
Nope, vid related.
Rolled 10, 5, 6, 10, 6 = 37 (5d10)
Land Troops in Louisiana.
nigs on suicide watch.
also, he decided to sprearhead into confederate territory for some reason
and also nigs have lost all their bonus
+3 for owning WY btw
Rolled 9, 7, 6, 5, 5 = 32 (5d10)
Rolling.
Mississippi, and then Alabama.
I leave Louisiana to the wall, you cool with that?
Rolled 5, 3, 6, 10, 3 = 27 (5d10)
Continue filling LA
So nig, gonna defend, runs somewhere, die in the corner?
Rolled 6, 6, 2, 1, 2 = 17 (5d10)
Drive the Caesar nigs outta my florida AND proceed to invade em west from Florida, try to attack south alabama
If nig doesn't respond in 5 mins, he will be assumed hanging from a willow tree.
Rolled 8, 5, 1, 2, 3 = 19 (5d10)Trek through the wilderness with my homies to reach the promised land of Detroit. If that's not possible, just attack Florida more and beat those rayciss confederate trump supporters asses.
If I die on the battlefield, let it be known that I personally kept 126 white bitches as slaves to worship my superior black cock, and before going into battle with the evil racists, I had them all raped by my brethren and beheaded, having their heads stuck on pikes lining the walls of my crib.
you two had equal rolls. stalemate in FL
now CIA and Wall will be of taking your lands.
you got exactly enough to take Louisiana.
+7
Even if I wanted to arrow straight through Illinois in search of niggaland? Or was my land taken already?
this is the map. devise your plan if you have one.
i left a little outside the killbox for ya.
you had 10 spaces, that's not enough to reach chicago. you said if you didn't have enough you would fight confederates.
also, +9 for Mississippi.
Rolled 9, 6, 8, 3, 8 = 34 (5d10)
rolling. Finish of Arkansas, and move to Florida, clearing everything I find there in a massive sweep of crime-stopping.
Rolled 1, 6, 10, 1, 7 = 25 (5d10)
Invade the remnants of Caesar nigs, West Florida. Further expand for our conquest of Alabama… If possible..
Rolled 7, 5, 6, 5, 1 = 24 (5d10)
Oh, sorry, I meant just in the direction of Detroit from where I was. Move me up north through Missouri. I'll take the remaining 837 whitey slaves with our marching armies and use them as human shields should conflict occur. If we reach Detroit, we'll set them free back to their respective lands. Choose wisely, cumskins.
negronius, get the fuck in here.
oops, sorry
ok, is wall still here?
i guess not
+8 or arkansas
confederates still kicking.
Rolled 5, 1, 4, 5, 1 = 16 (5d10)
Yes
Rolled 1, 7, 9, 10, 4 = 31 (5d10)
Shit I didn't know I was supposed to roll to this
Fill Texas
oh, well you got skipped, sorry.
Ill let you roll twice this turn.
Rolled 9, 5, 1, 3, 6 = 24 (5d10)
Finish off the confederates, and then the niggers.
Rolled 7, 9, 1, 6, 2 = 25 (5d10)
I guess continue filling Texas
Rolled 3, 10, 8, 9, 10 = 40 (5d10)Northeast through Illinois in hopes of reaching northwest Indiana.
Rolled 9, 5, 10, 9, 7 = 40 (5d10)
Surrender to the CIA, we don't want to see more life's taken. Offer our full support to the CIA
ok I join and I claim all kantais
you just hit NE Indiana, still have 14 left
Rolled 2, 7, 9, 10, 9 = 37 (5d10)
lives*
?
boats personified as kawaii anime grils
Sweet, just enough to make it to Detroit. Make it so. Remember white boi, you let me be and I'll return yo white bitches.
Also take nearby provinces, forgot.
you guys have some pretty bad trips tbh
ok, cia. you just killed the nigs. still got 35 left.
that's not a state.
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Finish off Tennessee.
Well I pick Not See Germany
bad trip. you should add r to your name by 34
you're a faggot
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+7 for florida
Sorry, I don't listen to tripfags opinions.
can I have the state between her legs
Rolled 5, 8, 3, 6, 2 = 24 (5d10)
Continue filling Texas
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Rolled 8, 10, 3, 7, 3 = 31 (5d10)Finish off Tennessee, and then join the land-grab for Texas.
Rolled 8, 3, 6, 6, 3 = 26 (5d10)In my last moments, before CIA's big guys bust down my door, I grab a white bitch and fill her with my black seed, then throw her at the soldiers, before I am shot to death.
What will you do, wite boi? Abort the baby or let her give birth to mulatto mongrel?
...
Rolled 6, 6, 9, 1, 1 = 23 (5d10)
I wonder what it says
that wasnt me though. it was impasta
How much longer do you have to live with that cancer you got there?
is gay. I cant even view the shits outside of Holla Forums
forgot pic
+10 for tennessee
Rolled 8, 8, 10, 5, 5 = 36 (5d10)It is time. Take the rest of north eastern Texas, and push into the wall.
Defend if needed.
I am aiming to take Texas first.
well, i guess the wall stands a chance if he rolls a couple trips…
Rolled 4, 8, 3, 4, 2 = 21 (5d10)
Defend and cry
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tbh, Im kinda surprised wall didn't try to do that while you were fucking around with the nigger
Rolled 9, 1, 8, 2, 1 = 21 (5d10)
Texas is mine.
If I take all of the state, will you die?
Rolled 10, 10, 3, 3, 5 = 31 (5d10)
Defend
But I've been filling it all this time
Rolled 5, 8, 8, 8, 7 = 36 (5d10)
It would be extremely painful
Rolled 9, 8, 5, 1, 9 = 32 (5d10)
Your a big nation
that is one off from a quad
and you might have gotten away with it if you didn't waste your time with illinois.
Louisiana
fuck my geography's terrible
Rolled 8, 1, 2, 6, 6 = 23 (5d10)
Keep filling Texas. Leave no lawbreakers alive.
It appears kek has forsaken the wall for CIA.
it's almost like real life
Rolled 2, 5, 7, 7, 8 = 29 (5d10)
But the bonus from /Louisiana/ would help me fill Texas.
Continue defending.
4U
Rolled 8, 8, 6, 7, 4 = 33 (5d10)
NO SURVIVORS
>one off AGAIN
Do you just want to surrender now?
you just took texas and have 2 left over.
where do you put them?
Can I resurrect as Tyrese, one of Tyronius' best generals? After losing Detroit, he fled into exile in Atlantic City to get some bitches a blow. He's ready to rebuild the mighty chimpire from this husk of a city and the negroes currently residing.
Not yet, I have one final mission.
one in Louisiana
one in New Mexico.
you're not gonna win, nigger. CIA has +120.
at least the wall has something
but now even less
+26 to CIA.
-7 to wall
-4 to wall
Rolled 1, 6, 7, 9, 5 = 28 (5d10)
Take the rest of Louisiana, and then go back and take more of Kentucky.
It's not about winning, it's about fun :^)
Take those CIA territories in New Mexico and then head for Smokanistan
well you can't have atlantic city. CIA owns it.
you forgot to roll.
Rolled 6, 6, 10, 5, 5 = 32 (5d10)
goddamn
I do not defend in New Mexico.
I got it mixed up with Atlanta.
Just kill me now, I'm retarded.
Except don't, gib Atlanta and make me supreme nigger
you took smokanistan, still have 47 left. you taking any new states?
46* left
Rolled 2, 4, 8, 1, 1 = 16 (5d10)
I just happened to be listening to Ghost - Death Knell while I roll 666
Idaho
2 left
Texas lol
I WILL defend against that bullshit.
Worth it
wall +4
wall +5
cia+7
Rolled 5, 10, 4, 9, 1 = 29 (5d10)
Fill Oregon, spill Washington.
Rolled 4, 9, 9, 10, 4 = 36 (5d10)
I am filling out the rest of Kentucky, and then move to Alabama.
I am defending against any bullshit.
Rolled 2, 10, 4, 10, 10 = 36 (5d10)
Sorry, I updated this but reloaded the page.
46 left
Rolled 7, 6, 5, 3, 1 = 22 (5d10)
Georgia, then.
wall +4
cia +13
cia +7
Rolled 1, 7, 3, 1, 5 = 17 (5d10)
Continue filling Georgia, and then move on to South and North Carolina
My autism does not want this map to be left unfilled.
Rolled 1, 1, 6, 8, 9 = 25 (5d10)
Continue filling Washington
Are Smug anime girls the secret to good rolls?
cia +16
you still have 32 left
Montana
wall +4
Rolled 8, 1, 3, 1, 2 = 15 (5d10)
Finish off the Carolinas, and then take Oklahoma.
Rolled 4, 5, 9, 1, 7 = 26 (5d10)
Continue filling Montana
cia +5
cia +11
wall +6
still have 36 left
Rolled 7, 8, 3, 4, 1 = 23 (5d10)
South Dakota
...
Rolled 7, 5, 6, 10, 7 = 35 (5d10)
Fill SD Spill ND
Rolled 10, 9, 1, 4, 4 = 28 (5d10)
Finish Oklahoma, and then Indiana. Keep going to the most south-eastern open state after that.
Rolled 2, 4, 4, 6, 3 = 19 (5d10)
So this is the smugest anime girl
I am only getting started.
wall +7
cia +8
cia +10
cia +11
holy shit, i just realized my filnames were "raskmap" instead of "riskmap" this whole time
Rolled 6, 2, 3, 4, 9 = 24 (5d10)
Fill ND, spill Minnesota.
Rolled 2, 8, 6, 7, 5 = 28 (5d10)
Continue the general pattern from my last post.
wall +6
cia +12
cia +11
Rolled 7, 6, 6, 2, 4 = 25 (5d10)
Same as before.
I think this will be over once the map is filled.
Rolled 6, 4, 5, 6, 2 = 23 (5d10)
Fill MN, Spill Wisconsin.
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cia +10
cia +10
cia +9
wall +9
i was thinking about cutting it off here to piss you autists off, but ill give you fags your last turn before the map fills
Rolled 3, 4, 1, 6, 8 = 22 (5d10)
To take over Wisconsin, I offer my greatest smug.
tbh, your bonus alone is 110 greater than the most powerful possible trips.
Goddammit wall. Get over here so we can finish this bullshit and I can go jerk off and pass out.
It was fun while it lasted. Welcome to the hellscape of surveillance and corruption that only the CIA can create for the American public.
hope you niggers can afford to stay up this late on a weeknight.
neet for life
Rolled 7, 5, 1, 4, 8 = 25 (5d10)
Fill Wisconsin
But it's my home state
So this is apart of you master plan huh?
fin
i don't care if you want to play more at this point. im done.
Rolled 1, 7, 10, 5, 4 = 27 (5d10)
Fill Wisconsin
Its over man. There is nothing left. It was a fun run.
Rolled 7, 6, 10, 9, 8 = 40 (5d10)
I'm just shitposting
Let me guess, you also stream your anime