While you have to date an ugly girl 17 times and put up with her millenial thor behavior in order to get into her...

While you have to date an ugly girl 17 times and put up with her millenial thor behavior in order to get into her panties, others actually get to enjoy the pleasant aspects of female nature without having to do much for it.

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if Dan is 5'9, how tall are these chicks?

ok

like growing a beard and carrying a hammer?

thoTTTT

His daddy gave him millions to hide it from the government. It's questionable if his businesses and gambling earn any profit. He pays std ridden whores to show up and fuck him. Then he posts pictures because he's dying for internet approval. It's sad.

I dunno. A lot of ugly girls grow beards. I reckon OP was right the first time.

While you drink water others drink soda.

While you piss standing others piss sitting down.

drinking soda is retarded

While you drive others pedal

That was rather poetic user

While you swim others exercise.

Soda is for niggers. Real men should only drink one of 4 things

water, coffee, tea, or alcohol.

While you talk others whisper

While you shitpost others lurk

anybody can hire a couple of prostitutes

don't forget vaginal juices

There is no 'Real men' idiot, are you saying men who drink soda become ghosts??

Vaginal juices are laced with estrogen, all an elaborate conspiracy to steal our gains.

They become niggers.

While you watch others act.

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While you jerk off others jerk on.

In this sense, would it be fair to blame Jews for me not having a gf?

get a job

do you summerfags have to ruin everything?

You can always use discord and at least fill yourself with some pics

discord….gg/aQm5zED

Death awaits those who join discord

This is truth.

This is pretty cheesy and gay tbh

Aboot yay tall.

Not to mention wrong.

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I have to say I would if nobody found out.

Nobody will find out! She hides easily inside a drawer.

living the dream BRO

the part about women is just fucking retarded.
women are not your equal, thats not how biology works. how the fuck do people not understand this.

and Im not saying "hate women", you don't "hate" a dog when it barks, its normal. understand how women work and you understand why they shouldn't have political power. and THEN we can start cooperating with women again.

Bump

ayyyyyy

"Some people are born with it… some people are Jews"

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kek