User, do you change your clothes?

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Once, perhaps twice per week if they get soiled.

I use deodorant and body spray so I don't stink.

I don't really see the need to honestly. I know that it's not hygienic or whatever, but who the fuck cares? I don't go anywhere.

Yes, when they wear out.
Laundry makes slaves of us all.

no wonder you people never get laid

get out normalfag >>>/reddit/

I'm fine with just a prostitute, OP. I find relationships with almost anyone to be a tremendous waste of my time.

user, unless you work in construction then you have a problem with attracting dirt & shit.

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