Holla Forums D&D

Yes Dungeons and Dragons, it's like a really complex boardgame where the "dungeon master" makes up the story.

no dwarves allowed, they're the jews of fantasy

What setting, what edition, what starting character level?

Anyone can confirm this man not a fed?

Join up and you can help us gas the dwarves.

Still being decided but so far we're thinking Forgotten Realms, 5e or 3.5, starting level 1. Although we're open to suggestions.

lol chill out on the paranoia man, it's just a fantasy game. Feel free to make an anonymous skype and don't reveal any personal info.

i'd be doing eärendil proud ;_;

Can I play a halforc trans-female who's also a two-spirit thrikreen?

Barbarian, of coursh.

Don't even care tbh fam, I'd be down to try to redpill some feds via tabletop.

Eh…

Isn't 5e just 3.5 mixed with 4e shit?
I'd lean towards 3.5, potentially even Pathfinder (which is just superior 3.5).

I'd suggest level 3.
Level 1, its too easy to get killed by a chicken or some shit, and mopping up rats is lame.

Only if you want my straight white CIS male human to skin you alive and wear your skull as a trophy.

Sure but we'll probably gas you.

Which setting do you prefer?

Dropped.

Silly little pink boyim.

How is this going to work?

Why fucking skype? I hate skype.

What do you prefer?

We're going to go into a fantasy world and attempt to take over politically and genocide the inferior races.

aye you be tha jews of fantasy, even reuel himself thought of yer language ta be based on heb'ra

Op, try this:
roll20.net/

oh, sorry muhammad, i forgot.
HEY OP
OP THE SAND NIGGER HAS A COMPLAINT
USA NEEDS TO BE LAWFUL EVIL
LAWFUL GOOD NEEDS TO BE TURKEY
NEUTRAL GOOD NEEDS TO BE IRAN
CHAOTIC GOOD NEEDS TO BE ISIS
does this make you and your 3 tranny child brides happy you goat fucking, wife beating, pedophile faggot?

Yea we'll use Roll20 but Skype is just easier for networking cause most people have it.

Skype is kinda shit, discord is better for pnp as you have push to talk and better control over communication.

Would also recommend Discord over Skype because (((Microsoft))).

Yeah, 5E is like that – leans closer to 3.5 than 4e though. It's no longer locked into grid-based play. Generally more simplified rules so it's easier to focus on the narrative.

Dark sun is pretty good. Harsh conditions, lots of slavery, scarce resources.

I'm not much of a fan anymore of FR, Eberron, Dragonlance or Greyhawk. I generally prefer playing historic settings, then sometimes splashing in limited magic.

Don't know really.

But FR feels as though its been done to death.

… It is a pretty fly setting though, I admit.

My blade just got 10mm sharper.

Roll20 + Skype seems decent.
No experience with Discord.

Ah, I see.

Balls.

*Ballsy

But 5e is boring and doesn't offer choice when it comes to creating characters.

Agreed. You can get bogged down in rules pretty often in Pathfinder, though. It depends what kind of game your DM wants to run.

What about that roll20 shit? Or can I connect to your shit through it?

I don't want to have to install microsoft spyware

From what I recall, Roll20 includes a Discord app to allow voice chat and shit.

I've never used Discord, does it have a friends list type of thing or is it more of a temporary anonymous thing?

It's like vent made babies with a more traditional IM service. You've got a permanent ID, but you can change your name however the fuck you want and change it per server/chat room and there are several chat rooms in a server.

People you direct message are listed in a friend list, but it's not a friend list.

Yeah, if you use Discord, I'd be keen to join in. Granted timezone would be a determining factor. GMT +12 here.

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I have a question, who is better for a Holla Forumstagonist, a ranger or a paladin?

A paladin smites evil, but a ranger has a favored enemy class feature and you can pick monstrous humanoid to cover nignogs, jews and mudslimes.

Paladins could yell DEUS VULT

Want to join, but I have never played D&D n non vidya format.
Social anxiety would also hinder the shit out of me.

That's the thing, but rangers strike me as the hardcore off-the-grid survivalists who make their lives off defying the corrupt nobility and scourging them from the woods with his based mastery of nature.

Plus, if you take Stalker of Kharash (Book of Exalted Deeds, 3.5e) you can get Favored Enemy (Evil).

Yea you kinda have to be not shy and willing to rollplay/make a fool of yourself to enjoy this game.

For the record

Are you doing it strictly by the book or more relaxed rules just to relax and socialize? I don't want to spend an hour making a character for something that will probably fall apart in 20 minutes because everybody is drunk and watching porn

Strict rules always lead to munchkin. There will always be some faggot who would want to just max up the stats, instead of roleplay and have fun.

Well I'm hoping this will be a serious campaign, not meant to just fuck around, but the rules will be kinda homebrew so that things flow more smoothly.

I ran a PF campaign with heavy Holla Forums themes a few months back. Two of my players ended up cucking out due to being cucks.
The two major factions I had were the Merchant Network and The Order (basically Nazis). I also had neutral third parties that you had to either eliminate or seek an alliance. Also had pillar men as a side plot for some reason.

Dumping some random portraits of NPC's I had.

I'm in cuz, what times tho? East coast of Aus reporting in (never played d&d but keen to try)

Join us, your experience would be invaluable.

We haven't set a specific time yet, but we're open to a broad range.

The major selling point was that The Order wanted to create a Human only society and deport minorities to an island (ie Madagascar Plan), whereas the Merchants outwardly appeared helpful and welcoming. The long term implications I had planned was that if the Merchants won, Humans would become abused minorities while degeneracy (Orc chimp outs, elf racemixing, etc) spreads rampant. Bread and circus distracts the populace while the Merchants dominate from their own Nation State. Whereas if the Order won, Humans eventually end up creating vast prosperous society and achieving technological, social, and medical advances that brings a golden age. However, my players had a half-orc and tiefling in the party, and that really started messing with them because the Order would basically ignore or outright be hostile to them, whereas the Merchants would be extremely "helpful", providing funds to further spread diverse multicultural causes.

The campaign was so fucking wacky the independent NPCs including Captain Sweden, JC Denton, and a Putin and Trump stand in.

Goatfuckers BTFO

I lead a campaign once, it was a special kind of terrible.

You can say that again. In the first dungeon my players were in, Captain Sweden was summoned from an artifact to fend off an awakened Pillar Man. As the players were escaping the collapsing ruins, they had to get past the two demi-gods "grappling". I had a simple acrobatics check of 10 they had to beat to get out unscathed. Everyone made it but one player, who kept saying "I know I'm going to get a 1." and lo and behold, the faggot gets a 1. He ends up getting trapped between Captain Sweden and the Pillar Man and gets double teamed until another player managed to use Grease to make him slippery enough to escape. (Grease also made the rape less painful).

Yeah, it was board-wide [s4s] campaign back in 2013 if that adds to any indication of just how terrible it was.
I think it was the characters that anons made which it so… unique.

Alright, I got distracted by the chimpening, but what's goin on with this shit?

It's going down, add me on skype

Mumble is the most secure

How do I get in on this?

Does it really matter?

We're not planning the overthrow of ZOG, we're playing just-short-of-larp-online.

See OP

mah nigga

why not tox, we have a Holla Forums group, come join us

add 56A1ADE4B65B86BCD51CC73E2CD4E542179F47959FE3E0E21B4B0ACDADE51855 as a friend and send it the message "invite 1 pol"

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Reading comprehension would be my advice fam, otherwise, give it time.

Yeah, because bombing foreign people is not a "human right" abuse.

Skype is cancer.

I'd be down to play but it's tox or bust for me.

What commie made this

I'd give it a go but I'm GMing for some cancerous friends.

also I believe pathfinder belongs in the trash even for non Holla Forums related reasons

muh weapon chords are unusable because designer tried it once with his mouse so a literal superhuman with reflexes better than an Olympian must use them with the same clumsiness as a level 1 commoner

muh monks should have less armour value than the wizard

muh crossbows have no benefit at all and some are even harder to wield than a longbow and are constrained to like two shots per round while the bow can fire a round every second, the barbarian can make a great axe attack every second because it would unrealistic for someone to reload a crossbow any faster

the list never ends

fuck your cancerous friends, be our cancerous friend instead

as long as its not scheduled for sundays or before 5pm pst on weekdays

Unrelated but I always wanted to run a Holla Forums themed game of Savage Worlds, perhaps set after the Happening and the players first mission is escaping the FEMA camp they are all being processed in. I just never knew where to go from there.

Sure, add my skype.

come to tox

but if we use tox then I can't honeypot you

i've literally never played d&d before but this sounds pretty cash. are you full already or is there room for one more?

did you actually use your real name and photo on your skype nigger?

there's room, add my skype

I know, right?

What is OP sec.

The whole thing is a know-nothing normie view of things. But of course you got especially triggered at the american part, faggot.

What's the point? We already know the Jews are behind everything.

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how about we gas YOU?

FR, 3.5, 1st level sounds sweet, but I dunno about skype

Pathfinder is better mechanically, on several fronts.
Deal with it.

You must be new.
I look forward to watching you get killed by a house cat.
It will be the 4th time I've seen it happen.

Could I join if I have never played d&d before?

Sure add me on Skype

Playing D&D is pretty fucking simple tbh fam.

> aegisoft.be/costa/data/roleplay/D&D 3.5 - Players Handbook [OEF].pdf
> d20srd.org/index.htm

That looks a lot more complex than the IRC dice bot, google docs char sheet and mspaint maps our group uses.

Its not that difficult from what I gathered during a quick perusal, and has a lot of options.

And its in browser.

The fuck is that

Awaken My Masters!

Seriously though I clicked that and I swear I saw a Custodes flash across the screen.

WEW

I'm interested, but I'm also an Australian, so I might not be a good fit for your group depending on timezones and your sense of humour.

You're leaning toward FR and 3.5? Plenty of poz to purge there, but also a lot of special snowflake NPC's. I don't really want to be running an escort service for some DMPC.

What's the aptitude of your group so far? Are you going to be upset if a primary spellcaster rapes the game once they hit level 7 or so? Am I going to hit with the nerf-bat if I run with a northern tribal Druid or specialist Red Wizard (Thulean, of course)?

Any other info on the campaign would be appreciated.

At least kangz editions is made in the first world and is just regular old hippie boomer cancer. Bugfinder is otherkin tier.

It's really the players that make the story. No matter how good a DM or adventure module is, shitty players make shitty stories.

I'm fairly interested in this, but I just started up a campaign with some friends (custom campaign, based on pathfinder rules,) and don't really want to do two at once. Especially since I haven't played a whole lot of D&D, and have the same problem as

I'm playing a paladin. I'll try and find some reason to DEUS VULT and make you guys proud.

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Never played D&D before, but I'm interested. When are we playing?

on small minor fronts, while being fucking terrible on the largest ones

I'm interested since I've never played before but can't we use tox or something that isn't skype?

Why not play one of the 40k RPGs?

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The Only good thing about PF is that it takes place in a world not wearing trans-dimensional condom protection against the outer gods, whrereas D&D universe does due to incredibly amusign meta butthurt because they couldn't get the rights to Cthulhu and the gang.

Which means the cosmic degeneracy of Pathfinder including the literall "Lizar"d controlled transsexual Dwarf will all die at the hands of superior lifeforms no force could ever hope to defeat.

Vampires are also undead drug addicts and blood is literally thier cocaine.

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See this number?

This is how many people spy on you with ever link you click to much ado anything or any online software you install.

Shiggy diggy doo you fucking goyim.

Two different things, two different responses.

I use a VPN but a VPN isn't hardware unless you're talking about a VPN concentrator which is for handling multiple VPN requests normally at a corporate location.

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Can you list the Holla Forums-related reasons to hate it?

I know a few things: LGBT iconics, for example.

Is the Wesley pic showing his website supporting BLM?

Who cares about the creators?

The PF mechanics are better, deal with it.

The Eclipse Phase creators are fags too. But they made a mechanically functional game.

Hardly.
3.5 is a mess, PF fixed some of the most glaring issues, and I can't recall anywhere off hand wherein it is more broken than vanilla 3.5.

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