THE FIRE RISES - TOURIST IN COSCIA ATTACKED BY KEBAB FOR TAKING PICTURES OF NAZGUL-GARBED KEBABESS;

KEBAB ANGERED BY TOURIST TAKING PICTURES OF WOMEN IN BURKINI, ATTACK TOURIST

CORSICANS SEE THIS AND PROCEED TO ATTACK KEBAB

FULL BLOWN RACE WAR ON OUR HANDS FOLKS

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/14/man-injured-by-harpoon-during-riot-on-corsica-beach-after-touris/

I want to imagine it was a stereotypical American tourist with a fanny pack, huge cargo shorts and a booney hat that started this.

Corsicans are the crazy Southerners of France, I can well imagine natives going ham.

I meant the picture taking mainly.

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Kek

Already a thread on this.

I'll stand in as a Holla Forums editor & correct some of the descriptive elements in this story:

Man injured by spear-chucking nigger during animal frenzy on Corsica beach after tourist takes photo of female ape in burkini

Animal control was summoned and a man was injured by a harpoon when a frenzy of wild primates broke out on a beach in Corsica, apparently triggered by a tourist taking a photo of the female of the species in “burkinis”.

The incident came after the mayor of Cannes banned primates from wearing the full-body, snout-covering swimsuits on beaches of his Riviera town.

The outbreak in Corsica took place on Saturday in a cove near the village of Sisco in the north of the French Mediterranean island.

“It happened because a tourist was taking photos of the local fauna,” said Ange-Pierre Vivoni, the local mayor, on TF1 television. “And the North African primates apparently felt the tourist was trying to steal their souls. It was quite a trivial matter to begin with.”

Things got out of hand when the frenzied apes of North African origin harangued the tourist who took the pictures, howling, beating their chests with their paws, and flinging feces. This prompted local youngsters to attempt to calm the panicked creatures in defense of the visitor.

Animal Control is still trying to establish how the normally docile animals became feral, but local media said that a group of older North African primates, hearing the howls of their fellows, soon arrived, some armed with primitive weapons such as hatchets and harpoons, with which they flailed at & threatened the young Corsicans.

The animals rampaged uncontrollably for several hours, during which three cars were burned and four people had to be taken to hospital, one of them for a wound caused by a harpoon (the crude spear is a common natural tool used by this North African species of primate). A pregnant woman was among those hospitalized, as animals will routinely attack the most helpless victims when they feel threatened.

Bernard Cazeneuve, the interior minister, was forced to issue a statement asking why tranquilizer darts were not used on the frenzied creatures.

Tensions were still high on Sunday, when a crowd of around 500 gathered in the nearby town of Bastia and tried to enter a housing estate currently being used as a makeshift zoo. They chanted: “euthanize the apes, they are too dangerous to live in such close proximity with humans!”

Riot police held back the righteously indignant citizens, who eventually had jobs to go to & could not stay.

It is unknown why the police, who had previously failed to keep the citizens safe from the feral & out of control apes, felt the need to protect the basically useless animals from being put down for the public good.

Based Corsicans, compatriots of Napoleon.

A harpoon? Now that's some dedication.