Why is Australia so damn awful? I understand why some people would like the heat but...

Australia gave us the Melbourne Shuffle so they're okay by me.

Australia gave us barbecued shrimp so I'm cool with them.

What the fuck is bbq shrimp?

Literally the only cool Australian that ever existed is dead.There is no reason for Australia to exist anymore.

Delicious.

It's the kind of food you eat and say to the bloke,
throw another one on the barbie

To be fair though, you can keep the BBQ shrimp.

We've moved on to curried prawns - they're far tastier.

Yeah, nah, get fucked. Everywhere apart from Queensland and Western Australia is cucked beyond shit.

At least Vietnam has
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Tbh prawns are shit tier sea cockroaches try a barra