RISK

Let's play a game Holla Forums

Post your name and color

You know the rest

My name is Jim and I am black. pic related

That's the spirit

Red

Name: Avram Rosenstein

Where will you start ?

Germany

Why did I asked

kek

Ted Kaczynski, Nigger

If you are gonna play choose a color and a place to start, nigger

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Well, ok, thanks ?
holy damn

Name: America
Colour: Gold yellow
start: in the Tibet region
I hate myself.

Go Fuck yourself then.

Here you go


Haha, im not judging, I'm just saying that I would have choosed the capital of roma, rome, that's all

Falgorath

Blue

Start me in England

probably start me at Dover

As you wish

Bump anti dicks

Nah, I'm done with this shit

You nigger.

I tried m8

Dark green. Very top right corner

oh, well shit :(

Sorry but nobody seem interested enought, and theres is a lot of spamming right now

I WON RISK

Tesseract is such a poor loser.

I got trips and won and then he banned me and deleted my victory.

Gr8 Nippon Activate

The way these usually work is they start the game after a small handful show interest and then give newcomers empty spaces if they choose to join. But ok.

Sorry for not acknowledging your trips potato boy

We can still try if you want, Its not like I care

Please give us empty spaces.

rolling

Do it, i guess. update the board including me and this fag:

Dark green's my color though, nigger.

Updated with the first roll of this faggot

roll, fan westward, don't waste tiles on the peninsula

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Rolling. Lets build a wall that spans from the south to the north of Asia.

Ok, but you have to wait until the other faggot replies

wait at least like 5 mins between updates to give others a chance to respond pls.

he hasn't even had his turn yet.

anyway, roll for next turn. keep fanning west. spread a bit south. keep the peninsula empty.

Got chu.

This guy already won.

Updated

Rolling, then.

roll. try to fill the rest of siberia. respect america's wall if conflicts arise.

Damn right.

Update


kek

Rolling.
Expand to the west as uniformly as you can.
I won't bother filling in the map myself from now on.

since it appears we're the only 2 playing:

tear down the wall

to clarify: attack any and all american tiles

Fuck.

You just killed the only active player.

I'm updating

You wanna let him at least one tile or destroy it totally ?

sure, ill mock him and leave the tile he started on

Update

If it is war, Then I will claim any of Putin's tiles, STARTING WITH THE SOUTH COAST
ROLLING

defend against american invasion. If any left over take the peninsula i ignored and onto japan

lol, eat shit.

Update

Putin is on fire

NEVER
GIVE
UP
ROLLING

more of the same.
defend, use overflow to take japland

Up dat e

Continue the charge.

how did i gain territory? I said only use overflow to expand, nigger.

fuck it. retake conquered lands, you know what to do with any overflow.

fug

upadatio

More of the same charge. Focus on the west if it comes that far.

same as last

Update

You take you lose edition

same

Roll for freedom.
Same

No change, then. AGAIN.

roll

Two rolls, two updates, one result

roll

If you were playing as well, you would be kicking ass with all of these dubs.
Same as before.

I SHOULD HAVE CRUSHED YOU WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE, NIGGER

Ok, i was joking about being mad before. But now I'm actually fucking livid at these wasted dubs.

Update

Tables have turned edition

Maybe in the next turn I will start playing to heat up the things

It is a sign that you should surrender now. Half of your land, and we can talk.

ROLL

roll

Kebabia

Gray

in Turkey lands.

I will start playing as The Caliphate
Pink and in arabia

THAT'S RIGHT, EAT SHIT AMERICA
still leave 1 tile though

You are not going to let this die anytime soon are you, nigger?

i saw that two people joined. game's still going regardless.
truce after this?

Only if you keep wasting your dubs.

ill leave you the coast so you can expand east or west

Update

Rolling

This is fine. Expand to the east.

cede the indian coast to america. expand into more of russia

YOU WILL TAKE THE COAST AND YOU WILL FUCKING LIKE IT

He took his turn first

If the other sand nigger could reply that would be nice, so I can update

What should I do for attack that fucking V.ROME?
Is only US-RU can attack, or else what?

Roll, and say where you wanna expand, rome is not playin anymore so you can take it

ROLL SANDNIGGER

I'm charging! Roll the to holy land of V.ROME!!!

UPDATE

Rolling in the name of Allah the merciful

If I roll dubs into china, will you die?

fucks, I'm still tryin' understand. How much my power? What can i do anything else rolling. I'm talking about…NUKE or invasion…or sthg new?

fuck that shit

Read the image and roll

You need to roll properly so I can update the map, if you are going to play of course

keep filling russia

You two, roll and tell me the direction

mr.sir,commander,president may I ask request to you, about be ally? Or am I have to have a land next to you?

Give em five minutes from the last update. If they don't roll, then fuck em.

ROLL.
NIGGER.

Sure brother Allah will rejoice with the friendship of his many children
Now roll faggot

Or else, I wanna roll to whole Greece.>>7128840

From now, every five minutes updates

could you start that at the top of the hour so it's easy to keep track of?

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5 from now

expand into finland

Close enough. Rolling to the east.

Rolling in the name of Allah, the great

Why that fucking Rusia looks like funnel..

Roll to the Bulgaira, if could be I wanna conquer both countries on my vision..Serbia/Bulgaria…

scroll up here: and you'll see why

Upapo

Rollin in the name of Allah, the vigorous

I don't think I ever agreed to an alliance, But I am fine ROLLIN to korea for right now.
How about just a NAP?

fill more russia

XD Now my lands looks like USA.

Rolling to the whole Germany * if it can't be, Italy would be enough too *

that is one nuke for the kebabs, care to select a target?

Didn't you and Putin have an alliance ?

Update

you dont fill anything, you get a nuke, you can use it now or later
Allah is on our side

You can'T conquer where you nuked places, right?

Rolling in the name of Allah, the qt 3.1416

I think it was just a peace agreement, as
implies.

Rolling for KOREA.

fill fill fill

yes.

So, rolling, nuke to Falgorath.

correct, no alliance. we may continue war later.

save your nuke, nigger. Or at least nuke somewhere funny like japan like i was planning on.

Update

what has been done cannot be undone edition

Rolling in the name of Allah, the gracious

I guess expand towards britland. the nuked areas will make a decent defensive wall

Fill to the north.

please remind me when I get a new Nuke.

roll Italy.

Update

nuked areas still have some nuclear waste, you'r soldiers gonna be zombie DUUUUDE

continue to fill north.

fill more nordic lands

Any overflow goes to the japs.

Rolling in the name of Allah, the invincible


when you roll another quads

fuck that nigger, why he is running while I'm walking.

roll west europe to next to Rosenstein.

Upa

Just rolling this time

Yo, nigger, did you not see the dubs?


Filling to the japs.
Roll.

I can see I'm in a pretty bad position here…
fill more japland

My bad, I will fill the rest + your roll

your gone, stupid ash.

rolling near to Spain.

Leave me spain please, like real Arabs did

Upp

Crush the great nip alliance, and fill to the south.

Real update

don't like this one bit…
Take Ireland

Rolling too

rolling Poland/Ukraina

is me

Up

Rolling filling spain

You did it again with the dubs.

More of this.

WAR, WAR, WAR. WE WANT SEE WAR!

roll fill all Turkey as mine, in real.:p

go to iceland (i think that's iceland, anyway)

My bad again, dubs + roll

I would be willing to ally with you to defeat the oncoming hoard IF I COULD GET TO THEM.

ᴬᴹ ᴵ ᴴᴬᵛᴱ ᴬᴺʸ ᴺᵁᴷᴱ ? ᴬᴹ ᴵ ᴴᴬᵛᴱ ᴬᴺʸ ᴺᵁᴷᴱ ? ᴬᴹ ᴵ ᴴᴬᵛᴱ ᴬᴺʸ ᴺᵁᴷᴱ ? ᴬᴹ ᴵ ᴴᴬᵛᴱ ᴬᴺʸ ᴺᵁᴷᴱ ? ᴬᴹ ᴵ ᴴᴬᵛᴱ ᴬᴺʸ ᴺᵁᴷᴱ ? ᴬᴹ ᴵ ᴴᴬᵛᴱ ᴬᴺʸ ᴺᵁᴷᴱ ? ᴬᴹ ᴵ ᴴᴬᵛᴱ ᴬᴺʸ ᴺᵁᴷᴱ ? ᴬᴹ ᴵ ᴴᴬᵛᴱ ᴬᴺʸ ᴺᵁᴷᴱ ? ᴬᴹ ᴵ ᴴᴬᵛᴱ ᴬᴺʸ ᴺᵁᴷᴱ ? ᴬᴹ ᴵ ᴴᴬᵛᴱ ᴬᴺʸ ᴺᵁᴷᴱ ?

i offered to cede the indian coast to you. want it now?

No more nukes kebab unless the last four or five numbers of your post are the same.

The coast to Tibet, and we have a deal.

Update

Please, state any alliance if it's made

shit, its like impossible for now.

roll for take that fucking poland (or romania)

pleasure doing business with you

see above.
also, roll to fill more iceland and fill more nordland

rolling as well

Rolling. I pledge ally with Russia for all of the land he has from the Indian coast to Tibet, and charge to the west with this roll.

Gonna take a while

is this game contain roleplay..a bit?

Update

Next update at 1:55

Rolling for the lulz

Rolling to fill the south east.

fill more of eastern europe

roll fill the rest of parts in fr/gr

france and …(?)

germany, belgium…etc.

probly germany

Updasasdaso

Getting intense

Rolling

Roll to take the western Indian coast.
There is no war…. Yet……

if caliphate attacks, defend. if not or there is overflow, fill nordlands

roll, fill northeast of poland.

Updating

Rolling

Rolling, I am pushing further along the coast, and filling to the north.

defend against any attacks. fill uniformly across perimeter.

Do not impede America in any way

XD I just want here to

Up

Rollin

Fill any remaining border land left, then move on to the land I missed.

defend, fill europe

Fuck it, fill EVERYTHING i have missed, and continue along the coast.

fill again *samewhere*

Everything is already filled, you got 23 tiles left

Wanna declare war?

RECONQUISTA

do it.
if there's renigging allowed, attack caliphate.

THE AMERICAN CRUSADE HAS BEGUN
Gib coast.

it means my war, too. CAREFULL SOLDIER! YOU DON'T WANNA SEE KEBAB'S ANGRY!

IN THE NAME OF ALLAH YOU WILL BE CURSED

I know exactly how I'm gonna handle you. Don't worry.

kebab, you gotta start invading to the north

upps

We gotta focus on one target. Rolling to CRUSH the southern border.

attack caliphate, DO NOT DEFEND AGAINST KEBAB

we all know what gonna happen :p

rolling

How the fuck you always get dub s?

roll and directions dude

roll to Belarus, declaring war to him. Allies for these days.

Also, always leave a passage for america.

Kek smiles upon me I guess. Though he has been mocking me earlier with all the wasted dubs I got.

its easy to get dubs, trips, etc. on a board this slow. prepare your post, start refreshing front page, once it's one away from the number your going for, quickly swap back and post

Upp

Why do Aussies gotta ruin everything?

attack, same plan

Rolling. Continue the charge.

rollingss

praise kek

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roll to sweeden

bcs there is no Australia in game. cry cry cry

This guy..

rolling

Roll to defend.

I SAID DO NOT DEFEND AGAINST KEBAB
fuck
attack from west side of lake. STILL NO DEFENDING AGAINST KEBAB

aren't these dots the way for attack? than fill germany/belgium in europe.

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yes

than take that fucking sweeden

what do you mean, it's the yellow part

updating

Rolling, same plan. This implies no defending against kebab.

meant for

NEVER GIVE IN ON THE HOLY WAR

Understanded

why our names are not in war-list?

WhRrRAAAAAAAAAAA

roll take all norway

rolling

Let me guess, you are all just doing what the Aussie told you to do. If you want, we could always switch over to dice.

UP

DATE

not actually, like I just say before, its my first game.

keep pushing.

ROLLING

keep attacking, no defending

fuck.

I'm asking the parties to negotiate peace in Oslo!

roll defend *against someone-noone*

maybe we should switch to dice.

ypss

Push to the south

fuck, forgot how to do dice.
it's [number of dice]d[number of sides] isn't it?

same

rollin

same means attack caliph, don't defend against kebab, always leave corridor for america

attack northern-east of Ukraina. (to putin)

Rolled 70 (1d1000)
You can also specify the roll in the menu that shows up in "show post options and limits"

Rolled 1002 (1d1024)don't you need 5 0's so pents are possible?

Rolled 59 (1d1024)

ok,guess that's not an option

Rolled 732 (1d1024)
It was worth a try. We are about to run out of thread here soon, do you want to keep going or what?

Rolled 846 (1d1000)
if caliphate will continue to update.

Rolled 3, 4, 4, 2, 3 + 5 = 21 (5d4)
I don't get it, Caliph is my allie currently. If someone attack him, its means I'm joining to the war against the player who attacked to Caliph?

1.- we can figure a dice system and start another thread
2.- we can let this rest and let the players with most territories win

Rolled 368 (1d1024)
You enter a war as an alliance. Right now, Russia and the US are at war with both of you.

I can keep going, at least until it is obvious who won.

Rolled 1, 7, 10, 10, 9 = 37 (5d10)
yes, but im not defending against your attack.

5 dice, 10 sides should work
10=0, last dice is number

Rolled 2, 2, 3, 1, 4 + 5 = 17 (5d4)
territories, is about size or number?

a mix of both

Rolled 9, 4, 4, 2, 7 = 26 (5d10).

unnecessary, gz

Rolled 7, 7, 6, 7, 7 = 34 (5d10)We starting the rolling system right now?

Rolled 9, 4, 2, 9, 6 = 30 (5d10)So are we still playing or what?

do you know the last caliph?

Rolled 9, 9, 1, 3, 7 = 29 (5d10)After this update, dice system is on

Rolled 3, 7, 6, 7, 9 = 32 (5d10)
that didn't count, sorry
this one counts for me

Rolled 8, 6, 1, 5, 7 = 27 (5d10)
sweet.
keep doing what i've been doing

Rolled 9, 9, 1, 8, 10 = 37 (5d10)
Once again, attack to the south.

Can I turn over my lands to someone? I'm bored.

THREAD THEME

Wanna give it to me?

Rolled 2, 10, 7, 10, 6 = 35 (5d10)
I don't know how to interpret the las number

I guess that would be me since I'm your ally

sure if its legal, go.

Rolled 6, 7, 2, 5, 1 = 21 (5d10)
As mentioned here,

10=0

Rolled 10, 4, 3, 1, 8 = 26 (5d10)
10 is 0
the last number is the one next to the =

Rolled 4, 6, 7, 2, 8 = 27 (5d10)TAKE FRANCE

Rolled 5, 1, 1, 6, 2 = 15 (5d10)


So… new ally ?

Rolled 2, 4, 3, 8, 8 = 25 (5d10)
you traded a chech kebab for a german one

Rolled 5, 5, 7, 1, 6 = 24 (5d10)

Ok, since you are my new ally, i gotta say DON'T TAKE WHITE TILES

Rolled 6, 1, 6, 9, 6 = 28 (5d10)
MY APOLOGIES

I don't believe allah's power, take over my lands to thanks

Update

blasphemy

Rolled 7, 6, 6, 1, 10 = 30 (5d10)roll roll

Rolled 1, 10, 1, 4, 2 = 18 (5d10)
ATTACK PUTIN'S ENGLAND

Rolled 8, 3, 2, 1, 4 = 18 (5d10)
crusade into Africa. Trip for the upcoming thread.

Rolled 6, 9, 5, 7, 7 = 34 (5d10)
same same

Rolled 4, 8, 6, 4, 8 = 30 (5d10)
sweet, dubs. still don't defend against kebab though.

update

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Rolled 7, 7, 9, 4, 4 = 31 (5d10)roll

Kebab, attack to the east dude

Rolled 4, 3, 6, 9, 6 = 28 (5d10)
Defend, and move through the Arabian peninsula if I have anything left.

Rolled 8, 5, 7, 5, 3 = 28 (5d10)ATTACK IN THE EAST

Rolled 9, 1, 9, 4, 7 = 30 (5d10)
Attack caliph on both sides of the lake. Still no defense.

rejoice my brother in this holy crusade

You can't, america took the lands on the right side of the lake and kebab took your lands on the border

Rolled 9, 2, 8, 7, 6 = 32 (5d10)
WE MUST SECURE THE EXISTENCE OF KEBABS AND A FUTURE FOR DONER CHIPS

DO NOT IMPEDE RUSSIA

Russia say that he don't impede you, but you never say that, did you ?

Rolled 10, 2, 10, 5, 8 = 35 (5d10)
literally why would you have him do that? nowhere did he specify that he would attack anywhere but the arabian peninsula.

He couldnt attack the peninsula because I took it over.

Rolled 1, 6, 1, 6, 9 = 23 (5d10)
he defended though. if he didn't have any left he wouldn't be attacking anywhere.

This is the current map

This were the steps
1.- I retook the peninsula and some of his territorie and some of yours
2.- He defends retaking his territorie back
3.- you retake the territorie in the north
4.- kebab takes that territorie back

I can re do it, but it would be like cheating since he never specified to not impede you, and that would imply that anyone can undo their actions, Be my guest

Rolled 5, 10, 8, 3, 6 = 32 (5d10)another offensive to the east

Dude, chill. We are wainting for a response

Rolled 10, 4, 4, 7, 4 = 29 (5d10)
that would not be cheating. defending takes precedence. every attack you make against a defending nation is a -1 to both the attacker and the defender until one overtakes the other. At least that's how I always played it.

If you wanted to stick to what he said, he would be attacking towards the peninsula regardless. he never said he'd be attacking anywhere else. you can't make decisions like that for other people that are not specified by those people

Ok, I will re do it, but then be more specific and I will try to ask more so I know what are your actions

This is my move from >>712926
How will proceeds ?

Retake lands along the southern coast.

Rolled 9, 2, 4, 6, 6 = 27 (5d10)
The problem isn't that you didn't do something he specified. It's that you DID do something he didn't even allude to.

Done, Now you

Rolled 2, 2, 9, 6, 10 = 29 (5d10)
attack caliph on both sides of the lake

Oh sorry, I forgot kebab goes first

Kebab, Get yo ass over here

Rolled 10, 5, 8, 5, 8 = 36 (5d10)EAST

OKOK, now putin

Rolled 6, 5, 6, 8, 10 = 35 (5d10)
tbh i usually find it's better to just run all moves simultaneously.
it makes defending make a lot more sense. the map stays the same until one overtakes the other. but I'll go by your rules, sure

Rolled 7, 3, 2, 3, 8 = 23 (5d10)
do as i said here

I was doing that before you got angry :/

Rolled 6, 1, 6, 7, 9 = 29 (5d10)GO EAST ONCE MORE

Updated

rolled

and rolling

Rolled 8, 7, 5, 5, 3 = 28 (5d10)
fuck, rolling

Rolled 3, 9, 4, 3, 2 = 21 (5d10)
Do I attack yellow as well ?

Rolled 8, 10, 5, 2, 9 = 34 (5d10)
DO IT
ELIMINATE THE YELLOW PERIL

Rolled 7, 7, 10, 5, 10 = 39 (5d10)
that's not what you did at all.

america said to defend and attack with what's left over. that means you take NO land from him until you overtake the points he had. then you made him attack somewhere he never told you to attack, which he wouldn't even be able to do if he was out of points to defend with

attack caliph to west

Rolled 10, 8, 4, 6, 3 = 31 (5d10)Charging the south.

Rolled 2, 10, 8, 4, 1 = 25 (5d10)Now I will do you move Russia

Rolled 8, 6, 4, 4, 1 = 23 (5d10)Done, Updated

Rolled 4, 9, 2, 10, 6 = 31 (5d10)Fluff my life

Rolled 5, 6, 7, 6, 10 = 34 (5d10)Rolling

Rolled 7, 9, 4, 8, 8 = 36 (5d10)ATTACK PUTIN, MOVING SOUTH TO AID THE CALIPHATE

Rolled 2, 2, 2, 5, 1 = 12 (5d10)
remove kebab. focus on cutting of his access to america.

Rolled 5, 7, 4, 10, 10 = 36 (5d10)This is the game so far

I made my move, but… kebab there's no green left in the south and you still have 26 moves

Rolled 9, 1, 4, 7, 6 = 27 (5d10)
Defend against oncoming threats, and CRUSH the caliphate

Rolled 4, 3, 9, 3, 4 = 23 (5d10)
ATTACK RUSSIA IN SYRIA

Rolled 4, 3, 5, 9, 2 = 23 (5d10)
Still 14 moves

Rolled 2, 10, 6, 7, 10 = 35 (5d10)
take any white in Turkey

Rolled 7, 1, 7, 3, 6 = 24 (5d10)
Ye, but how ?, do you take the peninsula again from the south ?

Sounds good.

Rolled 2, 3, 2, 4, 3 = 14 (5d10)update

Rolled 1, 5, 6, 9, 8 = 29 (5d10)rolling

Rolled 2, 9, 2, 7, 9 = 29 (5d10)
remove kebab some more to create a larger buffer between him and america.

Rolled 5, 3, 7, 4, 3 = 22 (5d10)ATTACK RUSSIA IN THE NORTHEAST

Rolled 9, 1, 9, 4, 6 = 29 (5d10)
Spearhead through Egypt to take your African territory.

Rolled 6, 6, 2, 7, 10 = 31 (5d10)updated

Rolled 10, 7, 8, 5, 2 = 32 (5d10)roll

Rolled 10, 2, 4, 4, 7 = 27 (5d10)EASTERN OFFENSIVE

Rolled 7, 1, 3, 4, 6 = 21 (5d10)
push further west to Spain.

Rolled 7, 1, 3, 6, 4 = 21 (5d10)
same thing, maintain buffer between kebab and america.
also, why did you have him attack south? he definitely did not say to do that

Rolled 2, 2, 10, 6, 6 = 26 (5d10)
I attacked south last turn.

...

Rolled 6, 2, 7, 10, 3 = 28 (5d10)
ok, maybe im confused.
i assumed was the result of all commands prior

Rolled 5, 4, 7, 3, 9 = 28 (5d10).

Rolled 5, 9, 2, 1, 1 = 18 (5d10)
Focus on pushing further east, while removing any territory you have east of Egypt.

Rolled 7, 6, 7, 7, 4 = 31 (5d10)attack this thing. if he moves north, let him. widen the buffer between this and america

Rolled 5, 4, 1, 3, 1 = 14 (5d10)EASTERN ATTACK
ELIMINATE POUTINE

Rolled 5, 10, 10, 4, 9 = 38 (5d10)

east is fine too, let him move east

Rolled 10, 1, 1, 2, 8 = 22 (5d10)
Fuck my burgers. I meant west.

po

Rolled 8, 3, 10, 2, 7 = 30 (5d10)..

what the hell is this game? explain it to me like i'm 5

Rolled 4, 6, 8, 2, 9 = 29 (5d10)
dude, he said east and i said widen the buffer. you did niether of those

Rolled 10, 7, 5, 9, 6 = 37 (5d10)
Spain is mine, negro.

Imagine map autists mated with dubfags, and this is the sweet lovechild.

Rolled 7, 6, 3, 6, 6 = 28 (5d10)ATTACK SOUTH AT YELLOW

Rolled 1, 8, 4, 6, 9 = 28 (5d10)
basically, you pick a color, a name, and a starting tile. your roll dictates your points, you may use those points to take tiles around you.
rules beyond that are kinda specific to the thread.

roll to widen the damn buffer. Actually do what i say this time pls.

also, wtf,you even had me TAKE eastern territories last turn. the exact thing i SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU NOT TO DO.

Rolled 3, 9, 3, 9, 7 = 31 (5d10)
1.- You said attack this thing nad you almos eliminated it
2.- He said go to east, and he went to east
What's the deal ?

Rolled 10, 6, 10, 8, 3 = 37 (5d10)

Rolled 1, 6, 2, 7, 3 = 19 (5d10)
ok, my bad.
again, im used to turns being simultaneous. things make a lot less sense to me otherwise.

autistic and fun

Rolled 1, 6, 10, 1, 3 = 21 (5d10)
You are starting to bitch just for bitching.
I will retunr to the one image per turn again

Rolled 2, 1, 4, 7, 9 = 23 (5d10)

wait, doesn't kebab move before me anyway?

Rolled 7, 8, 7, 5, 2 = 29 (5d10)This is the update, it's you turn from
kebab, what do you do ?

Rolled 3, 4, 2, 10, 5 = 24 (5d10)
the reason I'm bitching is because the map you update with does not reflect the map i expect to see at all.
If kebab says "go east" and i say "widen the buffer," i expect a map in which he's further east and the buffer is widened.

Rolled 8, 3, 4, 4, 10 = 29 (5d10)
ELIMINATE YELLOW CHINA AMERICA

Now is your turn putin-russia whatever
What do you do with

Rolled 6, 10, 10, 4, 6 = 36 (5d10)
fuck it, remove this pink shitstain and with whatever's left over create a buffer between kebab and america from both sides

sasas

Rolled 36, 67, 24, 81, 15, 87, 11, 77, 28, 7, 21, 56, 34, 32 + 22 = 598 (14d88)COMING IN HARD, BOYS

Rolled 7, 4, 1, 1, 6 = 19 (5d10)Imrollingthis bruh

Rolled 6, 5, 10, 3, 8 = 32 (5d10)
other side of the grey blob.

Rolled 6, 7, 7, 6, 8 = 34 (5d10)

a buffer is a space between two countries.

Rolled 8, 10, 8, 9, 9 = 44 (5d10)WIPE OUT THE RUSSIAN GAP AND IF THERE ARE ANY MOVES LEFT, ATTACK AMERICA AGAIN, TO THE SOUTH.

Correction to

The fuck ?

This is the correction

Now I will do

Rolled 5, 10, 9, 7, 7 = 38 (5d10)
thank you.

Updated afer this

Rolled 4, 5, 3, 2, 1 = 15 (5d10)
Fuck this shit. charge to the west in Africa again, when my turn comes up.

Focus on taking out pink for now, we can deal with the kebabs later.

I have managed turns from who rolls first, so… here it is

Rolled 3, 10, 9, 4, 6 = 32 (5d10)
Take out Putin's pocket to my west and if there are moves left attack America to the south, reaching the coast if possible.

Rolled 9, 8, 5, 5, 6 = 33 (5d10)
I think we need to call it here, if this is what we are dealing with.

Aw sorry I got confused, I will correct it

Rolled 1, 8, 9, 9, 9 = 36 (5d10)
attack the caliphate, fan evenly across his territory

Rolled 1, 4, 1, 5, 5 = 16 (5d10)
damn, im bathing in trips today.

Rolled 9, 5, 2, 2, 7 = 25 (5d10)
And what a magnificent attack it is.

Here you go

You gotta wait

you cant do more

Rolled 10, 1, 3, 9, 5 = 28 (5d10)
how much?

31 moves left

Rolled 9, 10, 7, 9, 4 = 39 (5d10)
Feel free to take whatever the kebabs took from me.

Rolled 5, 6, 7, 3, 10 = 31 (5d10)
reconquer Constantinople and surrounding territories i guess

...

Rolled 9, 4, 10, 4, 4 = 31 (5d10)I haven't take my turn this time so…
rolling

Rolled 10, 6, 3, 1, 3 = 23 (5d10)
shit, i just counted and it turns out i could have taken some land all the way in spain if i made a straight line.
whatever. mistakes were made

Rolled 4, 4, 9, 9, 4 = 30 (5d10)

Rolled 10, 6, 4, 5, 7 = 32 (5d10)Shit. Reclaim my land in India, starting from the south and moving to the North.

Rolled 9, 10, 3, 7, 3 = 32 (5d10)
Done

Rolled 9, 9, 10, 7, 2 = 37 (5d10)
ill cede all land in the arabian peninsula to america if he wants it.
regardless,rolling to make a straight line into italy and attack any pink i can reach from there

Rolled 5, 9, 5, 1, 1 = 21 (5d10)
shortest path possible. will require island hoping

All I need are his six southernmost tiles in the Arab peninsula, if you will let

happen.

Rolled 8, 6, 5, 4, 1 = 24 (5d10)


btw, i counted. i can hit north africa from there. i choose to do so.

Rolled 2, 5, 8, 3, 3 = 21 (5d10)
You already said something dude

Rolled 9, 2, 10, 7, 6 = 34 (5d10)

Rolled 9, 1, 6, 6, 2 = 24 (5d10)
i said:
this is that

Rolled 2, 4, 7, 7, 7 = 27 (5d10)Souther tiles in the peninsula for america

Rolled 6, 6, 2, 1, 7 = 22 (5d10)

into italy is NOT through italy

Rolled 3, 5, 5, 9, 9 = 31 (5d10)
ok

Rolled 1, 9, 2, 2, 2 = 16 (5d10)ATTACK WEST INTO PUTIN=

Rolled 3, 6, 5, 6, 5 = 25 (5d10)

Rolled 3, 4, 5, 8, 3 = 23 (5d10)
ouch

Rolled 6, 2, 4, 5, 1 = 18 (5d10)Now I roll

Rolled 2, 4, 4, 10, 3 = 23 (5d10)

Rolled 9, 8, 3, 6, 1 = 27 (5d10)
THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID EITHER
GO INTO ITALY, USE ITALY AS MY PATH INTO NORTH AFRICA

Rolled 5, 2, 8, 6, 8 = 29 (5d10)REMOVE PUTIN FROM TURKEY AND THE MIDDLE EAST

Rolled 8, 2, 2, 10, 8 = 30 (5d10)
rolling.

Rolled 3, 3, 1, 3, 2 = 12 (5d10)
expand into the Arabian peninsula

Rolled 10, 7, 10, 10, 1 = 38 (5d10)OK

Now I start this turn>>7129548

Rolled 5, 4, 2, 8, 5 = 24 (5d10)
After my turn ofcourse

Rolled 7, 4, 6, 6, 10 = 33 (5d10)
FUCK IT, WHAT'S DONE IS DONE
this time. do the thing I wanted to do last turn.
island hop to italy like you did here but instead of continuing through italy hop over to sicily and use that as my platform into north africa.

that make sense?


this action does not block america's access to NA. that's why i wanted to do it.

Rolled 10, 7, 4, 5, 9 = 35 (5d10)
Now you go

roll it

Rolled 7, 4, 6, 1, 6 = 24 (5d10)
as in you did my turn or is this post my roll?

if this is my roll. march towards spain

Rolled 7, 2, 5, 2, 7 = 23 (5d10)

oh, and give those colonies on the east half of north africa (which i never wanted) to america.

Rolled 3, 6, 4, 8, 7 = 28 (5d10)
and to state the obvious: im marching to spain through the west half of north africa

cbf playing any more tbh.
Caliphate can take my stuff tbh.

This is my last post since it's too late and I want to sleep, good luck killing each other
I give all my territories to america sice he will need it more, so here are my territories and the "colonies" that russia had on the east of NA

Goodbye friends and the putin guy

Sorry, this archive

Rolled 7, 1, 3, 7, 6 = 24 (5d10)

this is why spics shouldn't have an internet connection

im out.
bye everyone

Shalala

You know what, FUCK IT! WE ALL LOST!

you didn't even give him the territories i wanted to give him. lol

Like I give a single fuck

alright, ima go jerk off now. have a great day, spicbro.

I got off twice waiting for the fucking updates from the local spic.

Bye bye redneckbro

Same jajaja, to liberate stress