Hi, Holla Forums. I was reading some 1940s fascist literature earlier, and it really inspired me to make the world a better place. It occurs to me that these literal faggots keep showing up every day saying, "Oh hi guys. I'm gay. Can I b NatSoc? I'm real fashy as you can see. Check out my swastika tramp stamp.” It's a bit weird, but they seem to be asking in good faith. That's why I decided to go ahead and find a cure for homosexuality real quick.
We know that the cause isn't completely genetic for several reasons: A) Animals keep turning into fags. Evolution should have already bred it out in animals. B) Twin human beings have different sexual orientations. The fact that it exists in animals also demonstrates that it's not a choice (for non-Jews).
Modern theories point toward epigenetics. Some white scientists argue that homosexuality may be the result of a fetus' exposure to testosterone. If a male fetus gets too little testosterone, he grows up wanting to suck dicks. If a female fetus gets too little, she grows up wanting to lez out. So, to cure homosexuality, I've conceived a fool-proof blitzkrieg that will utterly devastate it:
1) Air: The first step is to drop some awareness bombs about androgen levels. Every Aryan mother should get tested for abnormal androgen levels during pregnancy (this can be done with a urine test). If those androgen levels are out of whack, she needs to consult with her doctor about getting them straight. Dietary changes have been shown to help. Perhaps in time there will be a ready-made pill for producing a healthy cisgender heterosexual baby that instinctively roman salutes Adolf Hitler.
2) Armor: If we are to help these entryist faggots, then we need a medical treatment to keep enemy cocks from piercing their ass-tanks – some kind of pill to alter their gene expression. All it will take is a Mengele-style doctor to find a few pro-NatSoc faggots, start giving them various chemical compounds, and repeatedly ask them, “Did that make you like chicks?” Current epigenetic theory will likely help narrow down the list of possible substances. The only reason this hasn't been done already is because (((they))) have no desire to get rid of faggotry.
3) Infantry: With the cure found, all that remains is to convince the non-NatSoc degenerates to take it. Obviously that will be very easy once we… Make America Great Again, but in the meantime, we can send in Christian missionaries into San Francisco with a large supply of the pills.
Once racially aware doctors start cutting past the PC bullshit, there's no telling what we could do! They might even find a cure for blackness some day!