Carry me user

Why are you carrying her when she knows how to walk? This is how you spoil your kids folks.

im not spoiled i never get to be carried ;_;

That's sad, but that's life. You can't be continuously carried forever, once you learn how to walk it's up to YOU to walk into your dad's face.

parents dont do this

its called the donors chair

one trip and its brain damage city

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HOH SHIT NO WAIT YOU GOT ME ALL WRONG HERE BUD

why do you call me bud daddy?
wooooo your face tickles

Alright look, clearly there's a communication problem going on here. I'm not your dad

Isn't he your dad?
Wouldn't rather want to cling to his face?

So now that we cleared that up I'm going to make my way out of this rp I've been forced into and avoid the FBI agents posting in the thread next door.

then why are you tickling me between my legs daddy

norwegian cute boy i just met him
tickle me some more or i tell the fbi

I'm not tickling SHIT. I never tickled SHIT, I did not plan to tickle SHIT. SHIT is not going down right now.

i didnt shit myself daddy and you were tickling my . . . . . heehee
continue daddy
whats that in your pants

IT'S MY FUCKIN KEYS I SWEAR TO GOD THERE'S NOTHING GOING DOWN HERE

i dont believe you
let me feel

Fuckin no need to feel you can have em! Just go somewhere else please where I'M not.

but you have something more
why do you have a frozen sausage in your pocket

I don't have a froze…. OH GODDAMMIT! FUCK!

can i have it

You are one precocious little brat.
What are you, three years old or something?
You should be strapped tightly into a stroller with a diaper on - not wandering around causing trouble for innocent strangers.

ITT: More fucking 4chan faggots.

i dont like diapers
my mommy says i can pee on the grass

i dont like this man
his foreskin is missing

If you're peeing on the grass you definitely aren't potty trained. Babies who aren't potty trained have to wear diapers. Nobody's going to want to carry you when you might pee all over them. You want to be carried, don't you?

will you clean me first before you put the diaper on me

That's a cute loli :3 I wanna hug her.

will you be my new daddy
lets hug with the legs

Of course. You need to be cleaned inside and out so you don't get a rash. Then we'll put you in some nice thick pampers so your clothes stay clean when you pee and poop yourself.

How old are you, anyway?

Old enough

Well, you're evidently not old enough to wear big girl panties.
If you don't tell me I'll have to tickle you all over.

Thanks.

DIE FUCKING FAGGOT

I'll hug you alright, with muh dicc

heeheeheehee i love been tickled

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how can you hug me with that

You wanna find out?

yes tell me or show me

Oh really? You like being tickled until you're almost feeling really good, then strapped into a stroller and left to squirm in the naughty corner?

did you really read it all
i think i like you

yes but play with me

uh oh mommy is calling and shes angry
i have to go
see you play mates

I want to die more now.

I thought this thread was dead.

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slurpadelicious

And then, this.

Thick hot long steamy sausage between your buns.

I'm sorry, but what did you just say?

Learn basic english first.

Don't be a dick.

Can you blame him? I mean… who wouldn't want a piece of that 13-yo ass?

She was a hottie, you've got that right, user!