Creative ways to start the world war 3

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mfw you don't know what a VPN is

Nice autism, bro.

Says the sperg

Use Russian-Israeli mobsters to stage a dirty bomb attack on China, sparking war between China and Israel, then encourage North Korea to take advantage of the ensuing conflict to pursue their agenda. That should get every major world power fighting with somebody.

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how does this benefit Israel? maybe in a few years once greater Israel is achieved.

Ban weed

legalize rape

treating 3DPD like slaves is what we should be doing

It's already banned in egypt

hello HA, Tel says E

bumbo

Nuke Mecca, Jerusalem, The Vatican, Islamabad, Delphi, Lagos, and Beijing.

LOWER THE AGE OF CONSENT TO 8

alright, here's what you do:
1)Rise through the ranks of the American Military Complex™ until you've secured a position that gives you access to top secret military documents that describe a new process for very the efficient development of a new type of miniature nuclear warhead
2)Learn Korean and defect to North Korea, then give this sensitive information to Kim Jong "titties" Un, and assist him and his officials in development of this incredible warhead
3)Once the warhead technology is complete and you've gained their trust, go rogue once again and assassinate Kimmy. Declare that you were a double agent working for the CIA, murder him in his sleep, or poison him, then escape, this will de-stabilize N. Korea for at least a few weeks as Kim is given a burial, and it will instill within them a great and passionate hatred for North America.
4)Before you leave, fire one of the nuclear warheads at a nearby American military base, probably one in Japan or S. Korea, this will put the American government on high alert
5)Send photos of Kim's corpse to Trump on twitter. Trump will decry this as an act of patriotism and N. Koreans will be furious and launch another warhead at Washington D.C.
6)Two things could happen; either the missile hits and eradicates Washington D.C. or the Trump Administration will successfully use anti-ICBMs to prevent the terrorist attack. Doesn't matter what happens, because at this point everyone will be screaming for war
7)Russia and China will have to choose a side because China basically has Korea in its pocket and Russia are supposed to be allied with N. Korea
8)Britbongs will get involved because they're American allies, which will put pressure on the E.U. to pick a fucking side
9)ISIS will take this as an opportunity to attack parts of Russia/Ukraine/Serfs/whatever lol
10)benis

Convert to islam
kill every other sect of islam that doesn't agree with your sect 100% (all the sects with brown people) because not REAL islam
ww3 averted

Did I do it right?

Chemical attack on mecca, bomb the suadi royal family, false flag on Russia blame the Israelis do the same with China, "accidentally" nuke yellowstone.

Noice.

Close Starbucks.

break the internet