A/s/l?

sup Holla Forumsoys let's get an a/s/l thread going

Ass Sucking Lesbian?
American Sign Language?
Anti Semitism League?

40/genderfluid/canada

Ahhhhh, I see.
Ancient Sperm-craving Loony!

My autoreticulation top speed is 20.324 splits/centid
My singularity capability is 44 terafoes (for reference that's about 4.4^528 ergs, iirc)
and I have a lubrication index of +1.2 on a good day, but it's closer to +0.9 depending on weather/moon phase/etc. In case you wanted a more specific lubrication number, last time I measured it was 6.7 stokes.

hope that clears things up

19/female/vermont, us

Nerd!

You better calm down otakuanon, before I declare you a log of lumber and ship you off to our version of Unit 731
This is your one and only warning

at least my waifu isn't shit

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