WE ARE THE BEST

AMERICA THREAD

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FUCK YEAH

INB4 Jews, shitskins or bongs

USA USA USA

USA USA USA USA

nice hdi you stupid fucking seppo cunts.

typical Aussie doesn't know the difference between a didgeridoo and an internet browser

Sad!

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European flags disgust me guys. Range ban all non-american posters when?

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about that, you clueless cunt, we're better in that regard as well heritage.org/index/ranking, we even beat you in obesity, americas #1 claim to fame, because fuck you thats why

well at least we're better than england

Shouldn't you be fluffing your emu or something?

Flamethrowers are legal there for a reason.

What's it like to be at the bottom of a garbage bin?

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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN DAY YEAH

MURICA, FUCK YEAH

no.

kek [Insert 9/11 joke here]

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the cunts in our big cities are good for something at least

This OC was very likely made in America, like all good things are.

That's disgusting.

At the very least, the internet on which it was posted was made in america.

last time i checked your country didnt invent the hills hoist

Nigger I don't even understand what you're saying anymore
Go back to shitting in the desert or whatever it is you do in your free time

wewlad. How many of those countries have their own space programs and allow citizens to own guns?

space programs are a sinkhole for taxpayers money, and any benefits you may get from it, we're just going to piggyback off of anyway. and u can own a gun here, u just need a reason other than muh self defense. use a knife like a real man ya pussy

thank you for confirming that your freedom hating country is shit

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But you are American…

heritage.org/index/ranking
still more free than you

face it seppo, your pissweak and thats why you need to use a gun

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Nigger part of being a man is using your fucking head
Using knives because you get fucked by the government isn't an excuse; more importantly its nigger-tier logic

USA! USA! We elect retards into public office! We are greatest!

the whole world is fucked when it comes to leadership imo, at least trump fucked up the globalists plan to take advantage of us.

I feel sorry for you.

Murica is BEST. Although, we do have shitty internet, Brazil tier internet. Still better than kangaroo land, though.

almost everything is better than kangarooland

!לעזאזל כן

no u

fixed it

Why are you jealous of our fun-owning freedom?

Come to America, Aussie. You can come live with us…in the birdcage. AHAHAHAHAHA. Remove ausfailian.

too obvious tbh

Explain

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

As much as I like this thread, you are posting on a board full of seditious traitor nazis.

Google Fiber my friend. Made in America as well.

America full of wiggers lol

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From my office at 'merica…a spiel:

Despair Code:
Humans accessed eternal life technology thousands of years earlier than now.
Humans are getting instant regrowth of their missing body parts at their existing body. They are getting their old brains placed into the heads of young cloned bodies. Some of the clone bodies are only aged seven years; old humans looking like children.

Ancient humans, breakaway civilizations of humans are, "mind controlling" millions of humans by a muscle flexing technology. The machines are as close as at you. The machines are as far as miles. The mind control happens by electricity caused at your muscles or your brain.

Aliens (science freak experiments) are pets, slaves, workers, acquaintances, friends, "family", or comrades of the most ancient humans and breakaway civilization humans…and like how the richest surface humans of United States of America pamper their pet dogs with food which is better quality than most humans at the surface of Earth eat…some aliens have better quality technology than United States Armed Forces. Many of the humans, among the groups of humans who are dominating all the aliens, use the aliens as, "portable storage containers" which are, "smart", "interesting", "interactive" and, "self securing".

Humans can travel from Earth to Marse during only a few hours time. Humans are living at the moons of every planet gravitied of Sol. They have robots to make all their food, and their governments are comprised of all citizens representing at the legislature, courts, and harming operations (executive work; non-words work).

Fuck yeah

Top L

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When will Americans finally realise they are the laughing stock of the world now?

This is why the rest of the world hates you

When Canada and Sweden stops taking that title.

Who cares? Do what we say or we'll bomb the shit out of you.