I am compiling a book of Holocaust stories, to better inform future generations

I once had a nazi stick a 30 centimeter rod up my ass!

It's a Big Nose

My grandparents died in the holocaust when they were only 6 years old!

OY VEY IT VAS TERRIBLE I TELL YOU! THOSE NAZI BASTIDS STUCK 40 CENTIMETERS OF WOOD UP MY SHFUTZ

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None of my family survived the holocaust, the fucking allies got them.

oy vey, my grandmother was gassed when she was 12!

For you.

Oy vey the ebul nahtsees took my hand and made it into a door knocker. Then they made my left hand into another door knocker, but didn't separate me from it. Every time a person came I had to knock the door for them. And that person was HITLER HIMSELF!!!

My family survived the holocaust, they had to change their last names though when they moved to America

They survived because the Nazis ran out of gas 6 times, but they witnessed others being torn apart by an eagle and a bear in a cage at Buchenwald.

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Oy vey, it was terrible! My grandmother, g-d bless her heart, had to see all of her children get tossed in the air while nazis shot them like clay pigeons! But that wasn't enough for those evil bastids. After seeing all her kids get shot and used as masturbatory aids, they shoved her into a hole in the ground, and used it as an outdoor latrine! She eventually drowned in nazi piss! The holocaust needs to be remembered so tragedies like that will never ever happen again, and if Trump gets elected, they surely will.

requesting the picture of General George S Patton with his quote of hating jews

I had 2 great uncles killed fighting the russians.
One great uncle was starved to death as a POW on the western front.
US education made me ashamed of them with lies
US taught me to kill
(((US govt))) sent me to the desert, and was tricked into killing for those who cut my family down
you taught me the truth

enjoy

Did you have fun killing sand niggers at least?

Seriously?

ah didn't make it and didn't notice
good eye

You're a cunt.

Lol

Get out of here you fucking goy! This is a safe place for Holocaust Survivors!

My grandfather died riding this contraption on rails which would drive straight up to the ovens and dump all the Jews inside to burn alive. The Nazis would laugh at their terrified screams as they went up and down until they reached their end. The Holocauster was a horrible machine, and I get flashbacks every time I see an amusement park and the goyim riding their rides, mocking the memory of the dead.

I'm 29, and I'm a holocaust survivor. When the Nazis took me to their camp, they called me a faggot made me take my clothes off. They kept calling me all kinds of homophobic names while I was stripping. One of them came up to me and said, "have you ever tasted the master race?" After he said that, the only thing on my mind was how I was going to get back home to Israel.

I'm 19, and I'm thinking of identifying as a trans-Holocaust survivor. Getting my number tattoo tomorrow. So excited.

it makes you feel powerful and a touch sad in a way hard to put into words for the first few anyways.

war sucks though… i could see it being better if you're fighting for something worthwhile

if i was one of those poor bastards I would be fighting the occupying army too. they were the enemy and they were trying to kill my brothers. it was a mindfuck.

I would fight again for this guy. Infinitely harder in our homeland.
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Oy Gevalt where do i begin. Great Grandpa Shlomo Sliverstein Libowitz got captured and sent to Auschwitz in the back of Himmler's personal car.They striped him naked and painted him with pig fat then threw him in dogs cage. He had to kill those poor creatures then eat their raw meat in very small rations .The foreskins alone lasted him several weeks. 2 years the allies came and saved him.The experience was too horrible his entire bloodline got the holocaust PTSD genes where the baby gets gassed in his mothers womb.I sometimes get flashbacks when i see Volkswagens and that's why you Goyim have to pay reparation for me and my family till the end of times.

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In the words of George Rockwell "Every National Socialist believes in idealism. Believes in something that is worth more than his own one single human life. He's willing to die for something. When you're willing to die for something, then you're alive. And until you are ready to die for something, you have no real fanaticism… So we are ideological and idealistic fanatics, just like the Communists by the way. In between the Communists and the National Socialists is the great mass of non-fanatics, the TV watchers, and the comic book readers."

I'd fight right beside you mein kamrad, you think we'll get the chance to meet uncle Adolf in the after life?

My grandfather was kicked to death with Shiksa footwear. His experiences were passed to me epigenetically. To this day I cannot sit down to read Torah without a hemorrhoid cushion.

Grandpapa Shlomo Goldbergberg was gassed fourty six times! Can ya believe it goy? He barely made it out! It wasn't the gassings that almost got him, goy, no, it was the giant squid the evil nazis kept in their underwater laboratory under the number six million gas chamber in Auschwitz. After grandpapa proved resilient to their evil gas, they decided to give him a choice. Straight to Mengele's HORRIFIC EXPERIMENTS, or to fight the giant squid. Grandpappy was a real fighter, he never wanted to submit to PURE EVIL so he chose to fight the squid. It almost got him too, goy. He barely survived it's grip, but he managed to spear it with his nose. He was then pulled out by the nazis, they were mad that he killed their EVIL ABOMINATION! Then they shot him in the back of the head goy, I tear up even saying this. They threw him onto a giant pile of dead bodies, ready for the oven. But, miraculously HE WAS ALIVE! He crawled out of the pile, managed to escape the underwater laboratory, and swam 20 000 leagues up to the surface! American cargo ship found him six weeks later, barely alive! Can you believe it goy? It was a miracle!

Now, you don't happen to be German by any chance, right goy? And did you remember to pay your monthly reparations?

I'm sure we will.

Once you understand NS you have to become a fanatic. It becomes your duty. - paraphrasing uncle Adolf

I spoke with my grandfather, Rabbi Ishmael Steinberg. It's a horrific story.

I was only 15 years old and was attending my local synagogue when they stormed in. The Nazi Deathtroopers fired their MP 40s into the backs of my fellow Jews. I watched as they tore my father away from me, my father was forced to the ground. The laughing Nazis told him to renounce his faith or be executed. Confident in YHWH, my father shook his head. The Nazis grabbed him and threw him into their mobile gas chamber. I watched, aghast with horror, as he screamed to see his beautiful children one more time.

They took me and the surviving members of my congregation straight to Auschwitz. They separated me from my family, I saw them walk along a gloomy dirt path, at the end of which were two large chimneys, billowing out large columns of smoke. I saw the smoke change color a few times.

I worked there for several years, fearful for my life. I remember my old friend Shlomo. The Nazis were aware of our close friendship, so they took him and turned him into soap. They forced me to wash myself with that very piece he was turned into. The Nazis saw how traumatized I was, so they took me on a tour which I will never forget. I saw their skin factory. I looked around at all of the lampshades, curtains, and rugs that had been made from my fellow Jews. They then told me that I had to see something. I followed them into a room, and in it was the most horrific sight I ever saw. My family was turned into a hot air balloon. I later learned that this was Hitler's personal balloon.

As I exited the building, I was redirected into a dark room. There was one single window, and on the other side I saw him, the angel of death himself, Dr. Mengele. Inside were several showers, I then realized I was being gassed. I prepared for the worst, but miraculously, water came out. After surviving my first gassing, I barely lived on. I was rescued by the Soviet Union in 1945.

I never thought this is where I'd be a few years ago. I never had a clear path or direction in life really, but it has become clearer and clearer to me now as the days roll on. It is my duty, if you're not a fanatic about something, you're wasting your time. To paraphrase George Rockwell, You've got to be a fanatic about something. If you wanna be a doctor, be a fanatical doctor. How do you think any of the great inventions ever got there? Fanatics. Some burnt at the stake.

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This whole thread has me roaring like an idiot

KEK

My Grandfather was Auschwitz'd when he was only 14 years old and survived four different gassings, he'd sometimes would overhear those evil Nadzies speaking about "Der gasdicht Jungenjuden" and would often complain to the commander about his miraculous survivals and how he would never let them shoot him or kill him in any other way other than gassings.

He would also be force to serve as an oven assistant where he'd have to shovel up the Ashes of his own people, sometimes the Nadzies would force him to eat the ashes. Till this very day, every child born in our family from my Grandfather's side has damaged tastebuds and can taste human ashes whenver our mouths get too dry.

My great grandfather was forced to serve SS officers at one of Hitlers gay pedophile satanic meth orgies where Hitler had black men, and OY VEY they were well endowed, ram his ass with poz loads. We all stared in horror at the size of their dinguses! Afterwards they shoved almost 25 centimeters of wood up my ass! I still feel the splinter today!

OY VEY THEY TURNED ALL OF MY FAMILY MEMBERS INTO LAMPSHADES AND SOAPS

PLEASE BUY ME A TICKET GOY

Please tell me someone screencapped that one story of the kike surviving the gas chambers while being raped by Hitler and Himmler and forced to suck air out of Hitlers cock.

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Thank you all so very much for the contributions thus far.

I will neve forget the nazis for how they treated my grandfather…

6 years he was a concentration camp guard - not even 1 promotion! Not even a raise or a medal!

I'll never forget my great uncle who died at Auschwitz.

He fell off the guard tower.

My grandparents lived in poland during the second world war. They were in their house when Hitler himself knocked on their door. When they answered Hitler saw their menorah. In a fit of meth fueled rage Hitler smacked my grandad's yamaka off his head and stuffed it down his throat, grabbed them by the noses and crammed them in the cattle cars to go to Auschwitz. At the camp, my grandmother, god rest her soul, had that fat from her body rendered into soap and the skin from her face turned into a lamp. The evil nazis threw my grandfather into a dark room with the only light coming from my grandmothers face lamp casting a spooky face shadow onto the wall. The nazis then brought in a bucket of water and my grandmothers fat soap and told my grandfather to cleanse his body of sins with his own wife. After the sleansing my grandpa was sentenced to be gassed. However he survived by tripping on a rock and breaking his foot on the way to the chamber. He was then sent to the death camps hospital and stayed there until liberated.

Did they tell him the exact length or what?

Oy Vey. Those Germans were evil monsters! I was sent to 11 concentration camps! The Nazi's turned my friends into soap!

11 camps? Did he think it was a bar crawl or something?

more like a bar mitzvah crawl.

Pls no bully. I was gassed SIX times. I only survived because I was a child. Children resist the gas better. It doesn't work on them the same way it does on adults.

Don't be mean! If you doubt my stories then you are EVIL Nazis!

How does one survive a holocaust that didn't happen?
Maybe I should start saying say I'm a holocaust survivor, because I survived a holocaust that didn't happen.
OY VEY
gimme shekels!

I survied 17 gassings by mengele himself. sometimes it was by insect repellant, other times by diesel exhaust (soot). it was a miracle. every time was a miracle. i also swallowed some diamonds and dug through my shit to retreive them over 6,000,000 times and made a necklace out of them later on but totally not to add value to them or anything. the nazis stuck 25 cm of wood up my ass. my wife threw an apple over the walls of auschwitz-treblinka-sobibor deathkamp every day so i wouldnt starve to death by typhus. but it was okay because i was given healthcare at the camp infirmary then banged some shiksa at te brothel. it was real in my mind.

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I was tattooed by a German. Does that count?

Question: should I actually publish these? It could make for a funny book.

They're already published. Learn copyright law, son. Unless you mean compiling a printed book, in which case you're very late to the party (Zúndel et al) and lol good luck against the jew-run media.

I'm a girl, btw.

My grandgrandfather died by falling from the guard post and drowned in soap made of Polish people who by some weird coincidence were all jewish

well you holocausted your own body fucking idiot

Somehow this made me kek the hardest in the entire thread.

We should totally make a series of super serious films in which we show all of the world all the evil those damned nazis did, with citations under the title. Has to be completely serious so that normies will see how ludicrous it is.

you know the drill

I worked with the Nazis and it was the best experience I've ever had, but they did make me gas myself 60 to 70 times a day. I now primarily occupy my time with destroying the world because I think it would be funny.

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I was gassed 13 times and survived. Goys don't know this but in Judaism the number 13 is a lucky spiritual number. I thank G-d everyday for allowing me to survive the horrors of the camps!

Oy Vey don't tell nobuddy dis but i vas helpings zee Germans making dose "death camps" so gawds chosen could get fukkin deloused and shit for dere trip to Israel, but the big boss, mistah Rothschild himself he phoned me up and said to me, he said to me "oyyy vey Rubi des meshugganuh Germans their check bounced, are you believing this?" he said, after many, many hours of Oy Veying and such i decided to get a bunch of jews to make some bad press, some bad pictures, yaknow? give dose dumb Yank goym a reason to kick teuton asses yeah?

Oy Vey it's my man Schwartz! are you still going by Soro? vhy? the gormless tits in America don't care!

I was fours years old when my family got rounded up. The Nazis spared me and let me become a Jew Boy mascot for them. Their first act was to have me press a button that gassed some of my neighbors with Zyklon B while my family watched. I was forced into doing horrific acts. When the executed my sister they made me hit her with a shovel in the face and tell her that her nose needed to be shorter because she was a Jude. When they executed my Dad they had me personally cremate him. My mom managed to become a camp prostitute and let the Nazis fuck her for bread and when the allies saved us she took me to France where USA let us live in a camp. Little did she know she was impregnated by one of the Nazis. She gave birth to a Blue eyed Girl who had blonde hair. Everytime I look at her i think of the 6 million.

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Hello, my name is Rabbi Shalomo Goldberg-Shekelstein the 342th. I was just a boy when the SS came for my family. After spending 2 years in the Ghetto in horrible conditions, we were moved to be exterminated at Camp 3.

We were hauled in via cattle-cars and 30 of us shared residency with several pigs. The floors were 6 mm high of feces and urine. We were forced to either starve or consume the feces. Oy Vey, it was delicious. My family quickly learned how to retain our weight while being starved in the WORK CAMP.

As we entered, a guard flipped the rail-way switch and we were propelled onto the Holo-Coaster™. Oh Goy, you should have seen it! It circled the whole park, and had varying distances from the guard towers. Nazi soldiers would have contests on how many of us they could shoot as we went past. Some of us learned that if you used feces to cover yourself, you could camouflage into the rusty colored cars. Not only were non-workers made to ride the Holo-Coaster™ daily, sometimes, Hitler himself would flip one of the track switches and the unlucky participants were sent to a 6,000,000 cm ramp that went almost straight upward! When they landed, they had fallen into a great oven and the whole Nazi soldier brigade would cheer "Sieg Heil" and begin to throw cans of soup to the starving people. Some of them had explosives rigged to the opening and we watched in horror as when the explosion came, dogs that were trained to feed on that signal were let loose to eat the remains.

Oy Vey!

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Oy vey, let me tell you about the Natzees goyim. I was only 12 years old when me and my grandmother, who was also 12, were captured and sent to Auschwitz. There the Natzees laughed maniacally as they tossed us and many other chosen people together into the gas chambers. But my grandmother was a hero and thwarted their evil plans: she gave her life to save us by vacuuming up all the gas with her magnificent nose! Some say it was just her normal breathing but I know she was a true messiah sent by YHWH to foil their evil goyish plans. After that, Himmler had her nose mounted on the wall of his personal study the bastid.

on day god will come down and the Truth will be Revealed

and we will give him a
==WHOLE BURNED OFFERING== of the people he once called his own, but who Killed his only son they will live in a like of gas and fire for all of time, as that is what they deserve for all they have done to their fellow man

so it is written so shall it be

== praise god Above all others parise KEK== >beneath god

Every time I see some moron with a number tattoo I get pissed off - it's such a total lie.

Just like everything else about the Lolocaust, it doesn't make any practical sense.

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My grandfather, a goy, was sent to the camps for saying that other Poles should admit that they could smell the horrible cremations going on from the camps. The Nazis set up mock marriages and forced him to consummate with 600 Jewish girls. They said they wanted to breed the Jew out of us! Although those poor girls were all burnt to ash weeks later, their 600 children including my mother were all rescued and we remain good Jews to this day.

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This kike recently admitted to lying about his fairy tales.

Like every 6 gorillion jew he met Mengele.

Here's a story from Klara Markus, which has been speculated as a lie by blatant reasons.

archive.is/vKgNA

Here's a story how Emmaly experienced camping with the Nazis.

youtube.com/watch?v=C_GrwAyIS2Q

She must have the memory of an elephant.

how do you know they died and didnt emigrate and change names, losing contact withtheir relatives like you did?

yup like this

since when do religions need to make practical sense? on the contrary, as yuri taught it's because you cant prove it but only feel it that it keeps your people alive and prospering

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