I Miss The 80s

Anybody remember this?

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Holy shit. Forgot about that scene. Being under 10 and seeing tits in a movie was awesome.

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First pic looks really young. Was this on tv?

May God have her soul

The 80s were Rad
I think if ever there is a time machine I will go back to 1985.
I just want to go back and see if everything looks weird or if it is just looking back on it through pics
The sad part is that all the Newfag kids on here will just see this as old gross chicks.

Maybe dem titties

I like a lot of '80s aesthetics, but perms and hairy bushes are not on that list.

Sorry, OP. Straight hair ftw.

me too

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Let me guess you are 22?

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*Greaquiz
worldfilter?

MR. PRESIDENT! TURN DOWN THAT WALL

KEK

Wtf happened? How did this country go to such shit. I get bush and Clinton fucked it up, but it's surreal how much shit they and 9/11, bush, and obama turned the US unto a no fun allowed shithole.

pure coincidence

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I wasn't even born by then. It's fascinating that I'm posting in a thread made by someone who was living life well over a decade and a half before I was even conceived

She was so goddamn hot back then.
Bonners for life

*Boners

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Lady Gaga?

All I have are photographs.

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What should fascinate you is how much you likely got boned over freedom-wise not being born during or before the 80s. Shit like kids doing what they want as seen in the goonies, It, lost boys, stand by me, and October sky was legit how much kid's could roam around and explore. It was like a Zelda and Skyrim adventure ebry day. Being a kid was fucking awesome. The Wizard was overkill, but you could habeebit. In fact, all you needed was an older brother around 17-18yo and parents would be chill if he called once a day during summer vacation till like a week you were "missing" or hanging with friends or doing a summer job.

All truth user
All we needed was our group of friends or say I'm over __'s House.
I remember chilling near train tracks and finding stumps to blow up with M80s or Quarter Sticks.
And not to mention finding friends dads porn stash.
Good times

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Yup, transformers turned into a gun and and nobody batted an eye

This was my shit

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Kek

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I was born in the '90s, but I'll always be glad that I lived in "flyover country" where trends were a bit behind the times. On the other hand, it's painful knowing that I'll never be able to experience the '80s firsthand.

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They were way ahead of their time

Fuck Yeah, Home made from a old lawnmower

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Official Thread Theme

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Bumping for Dr.Fad

Post the best ramps or forts blueprints. Shitty mspaint guides ok

Yeah, that would be great if kids were allowed to roam free range again.

indeed

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I know it is homosuck, but i don't care.

More of this

Less of this

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I choose to belive that boomers themselves are to blame for our current situation.

Fuck Reagan. His amnesty destroyed California. I grew up there in the '70s and I got to see it go from a paradise to infested with wetbacks and their gangs. Even saw the fucker in person in San Bernardino on a campaign stop right before he raped that same area. The farmers in that area were all white traitors and wanted illegal labor for their orchards, made their money, then ran. Few oranges there anymore, only billboards in Spanish and terrorists. The very first McDonalds restaurant is over there and was converted into a Mexican chicken joint.

White farmers are doing the same thing today, pushing for sending insane amounts of overproduced food to Africa with your tax dollars. They're getting rich getting you to grow the bumper crop of niggers expected to be 5 billion strong by 2100 that will be replacing you. You wonder why E3 went BLACKED? They're preparing you for an African 'refugee crisis'.

#NotMyPresident

ewww

still better than the 00s, when Bush was all over the place

heh

hopefully sexbots and artificial wombs will be a thing before 2100, so your white race won't go away.

I should hope so

We compete as cultures. Technology does not fix culture.

appropriate digits

the reason white cultures are in jeopardy is because 3DPD aren't having enough children, so with this technology men would be able to have families on their own, thus saving the white race.

I'm 22 and like the 80's aesthetic the best. He's probably 18-19.

This thread gave me the feels so I dug through my old albums. Would dubs guy approve if this?

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thats a german porn actress named bixy or something like that

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Kek

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LA. Gear

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I remember having the first Dino-Riders episode on tape and really wanting the toys. Too bad they'd been long out stores by that point.

You don't hear that much anymore
Also, Do Kids today say "fast forward and rewind"
I still say I'm taping something instead of recording it

I've always wanted one of these cars. You'd see them all the time on movies.

I'm just gonna live in this thread from now on.

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bush is nasty

i hope that shaved pubes never go out of fashion

body hair is fucking digusting on both genders

So you are how old? I guess 19

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I didn't know big hoop earrings like these were a thing back then. This is my fetish. Moar?

they are sexy

Susanna Hoffs was one of my first boners.

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plz kys

i want hair pie. eating out a hairy pussy is truly outrageous

I had my very first orgasm, thanks to Winnie from The Wonder Years. She was my very first crush, and I still have a special place for her in my basement.

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she held up pretty well.

will always be WWF
never WWE

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I know hoop earrings like those were a thing, but these thin, large, plain gold hoops are what you see more often in contemporary fashion.

There's a bitch that always wears them on Fox News, I can't think of her name now but you know the one, the blonde with the problem glasses.

I have been trying to find a music video of a 80s chick singing on stage in what looks to be a bar.
She is sexy as fuck and boobs are out.
Anyone know what the hell I'm talking about?

And it is not Pat Benetar

thats pretty much all of them.

need more details

Deep cleavage gray shirt and tight jeans I think. she may be Foreign

Thanks user. I just came in my pants, for the first time since I was 13!

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loved that Castle Greyskull.

Also, Thundarr!

Ookla the mok

This?

Yw fam she's worth a pants jizz

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The early '80s were the heyday of Fantasy films. Conan, Krull, Excalibur, The Sword and the Sorcerer, and what I think is the greatest dragon flick of all time, Dragonslayer.

and Princess Ariel

Those Tits always got me hooked

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All underrated shows

The 80s had the best earworm jingles
Remember Tato Skins Commercial?

The cartoons were jew trash then as they are now. Low-budget shit animation, supporting miscegenation and multicult themes.

You can still buy these, they have been rebranded as a TGI Friday's product and they have them at Dollar Tree.

I was just thinking of this song!

Damn those were the good shit.

Bionic six was my favorite

Rock one was ultra mega hot

I still to this day sing this shit when I see them in the store.

Oh my God.

You are not alone. Talk about effective marketing.

By the way, do you know who sells 5th Avenue bars these days? I bought one in a Walgreens a couple of months ago, and it happened to be the last one they had on the shelf. Now I can't find them anywhere.

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Funny I was saying the same thing to a co-worker the other day.
I miss 100grand too
and PB crisp

I don't remember this, but apparently it happened:

oldtimecandy.com

I was fond of Charleston chews. Really hard to find but they're out there.

Glorious times.

It was the first anonymous

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I was born right at the tail end of '89. I never thought the 80's were cool when I was a wee lad, but the older I get the more I see how fucking awesome they probably were. About like my generation views the 90's probably. I'd love to go back and visit.

The reason I'm replying is I was just sitting here thinking that porn back then probably had much hotter women. Instead of trashy sluts who will stick random objects up their arse you had to find objectively beautiful women to take their shirts off. A different type of porn maybe, but a greater appreciation for hot women for sure. I'm drooling over this R shit and I'm used to XXX stuff.

the 80s weren't pure as you think they are, user

Who ever said they were "pure"?
They were the shit that's all

When I think of the 80s, I think of the music my parents played. "Graceland" got a lot of play.

You can call me Betty

And Betty when I call you

I can call me al

Kek

Great, Now that fucking song is stuck in my head

No clue, but I definitely feel like an old man when dealing with the kids these days. I know that much for sure.

eat shit niglet

Thanks for the recommendation.

It's nice that they ship with cold packs and it's an alternative to making Bezos richer.

never had any of the toys but I have that tape on VHS!

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I had a few of the smaller toys. They were pretty nice. The articulation was minimal, but the dinos were well sculpted and painted, very realistic.

Classic post! U would never see this on half chan !

Great music and movies.
Feminine women (though no to the bush).
Common sense was not unpopular.
Minority scourge had not fully developed.
Kids could be disciplined with little state interference, compared to today.

This is the best thread on the board.

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That helmet is tits

The best part about the shaven pussy trend is that it's easier to identify who the turbosluts are. There's less surprises.

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She's fucking hot… I would seek to insert my erect penis inside her vagina.

We need more threads like this.

Indeed. Professor Dr. Aaron James Enema (USC) would be proud if we did.

fox body mustang?

After that video, Orlando niggers mugged the guys she was with outside the store and kidnapped her. She was held in a trap house for days and pimped out until she became a bbc addict.

She's not 300 lbs. and covered in tattoos though.

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They give even less fucks now

Still is

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Now people build shields and riot gear

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We wuz all ninjas an sheeiit. Pic is one of my favorite games.

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I dunno, it seems like they coddle the fuck out of their kids and use them to shamelessly push their libshit agenda.

All True 80's kids wanted these

And watch this shit

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not posting the original

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Dude @ 1:47 is coked out of his gourd

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Holy fuck. I totally forgot about that series. I wonder how much of it is disproved nowadays?

Never watched it, but from my experience there's a lot of B.S. going around in paranormal circles. That's especially true for older books and documentaries.

See 5:08 and 5:15 in this video for two photos being passed off as real when they're now thought to be hoaxes.

There's some thought-provoking stuff out there, but you have to really sift through all the falsehoods and misinformation.

We sure were user

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GPK

How sexual!

Fuck yeah!

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Me too, OP. Me too.

This is 100% true. Me and my friends roamed all over the fucking place. I explored woods, sewers, creeks, etc, without supervision and without anyone giving a fuck. It was great, and the sad pathetic life that kids have now is terrible by comparison.

No sense of adventure it is sad

Growth, independence, and self-reliance. Those have been replaced with helicopter parenting, hysteria, and over-competitiveness. It's no wonder that millennials and younger generations are such needy little faggots.

alexander's family is actually prestigious from the esbar ending families , supposed to be here permanently , helping with waste management engineering for equator tropical americas , they are that intelligent in the photography industry , " the bad floridian african blood from nigeria since the slave times good with engineering , shoving female voices in male voice pipes good , and putting pipes into people forcing them to dance good , in a bad way now , " , they are the " lay pipers " , .

What in the fuck are you going on about?

what an interesting feel

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In the first picture, they used to be like that but now it's fat. Why did the everything go wrong? ;_;

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Heather Locklear back when Tommy Lee was long dickin' her

It is sad to see the white women being destroyed.

I'm a big fan of the flat ass

Why do you like the flat ass?

Because it is most likely white

Schizophrenic delusions.

(((Hollywood))) is jew infested user.

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RIP lovely white women. ;_;

The only good woman is a naked WHITE woman

We need to ban the junk food to make them beautiful again.

Bump

NOT GAY ENOUGH

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I don't have a dedicated folder for antiques to bump with, but does anyone else notice anything about most of the cuntshots besides the hair?

See

was born in 94, i remember playing with the greyskull castle.

Nobody like you when your 23 user

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Anyone got a good torrent/dump of old Playboys and Hustlers?

Just type old Hustler mag into Jewgle

there was a torrent of all playboys ever a while ago. it made me realize that playboy was never good, and that it barely even counts as porn by modern standards.

thats like just your opinion man and they have GOAT articles

If you like bush you are a gay faggot

such as? I went through dozens of issues and all I saw was guides on how to be an asshole hipster

complete lack of taste detected. of course I sort of guessed you were a boring retard when you started talking about how its barely even porn now.

but it is. you can barely even see the pussy most of the time.

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Ti ahuel postit etu mraz tut?

Those were the fucking days. One of the reason I don't have nor want kids is because I would want them to have the kind of childhood I had with freedom, but I'm afraid nowadays I would get some bullshit child endangerment charges if I didn't coddle and bubble wrap my child

Remember candy cigarettes?

The girl on roller blades looks like she is taking a dump…and I like it.

How else would barcodes be made?

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Cover your eyes kids

This really scares me!

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Ran across my, My Pet Monster in my storage right next to a plush Ninja Turtle about the same size. I miss a lot about the 80s. The Arcades and just Arcade cabinets being everywhere in general and the variety of stores at the always busy malls.

Bionic six where the whole family had super powers like super speed or strength etc and the adopted black guy had the special ability of being smart.

Agreed

I swear to Christ those fuckers were impossible to find

Even the cartoons about horsies were better.

Bump

Good for you scaredy Faggot

You meanie! People were nicer in the 1980's!

nah, I mean the lack of focus on the asshole if it can even be seen at all

jewish marketers strike again

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Fuck the 80's

Society is so disconnected and cliquish I'm becoming a misanthrope. Bunch of half sentient animals running around. All I need is some PTP and I'm good but no, no one even recognizes what a supreme gentleman I am.

embed related, skip to 0:50

Fore! would've been acceptable as well.

moar liek race mix man, amirite?

gook

Fuck off twentysomething

Not a boomer, but… It's this generations addiction to the internet. We didn't have that in the 80's. People spent time together and you had a really broad array of good friends. People KNEW people. And people were happy.

We had video games, but they were offline and we saved that stuff until nighttime, cause go carts and fireworks and throwing rocks at each other.

I see assloads of posts here about being a virgin or not having a girlfriend. That was a non issue in the 80s as girls used to chase guys and were horny. You young whipper snappers sit on the computer all day, watch porn, and put headsets on to play with other people. All of that isn't the fault of a prior generation.. Kids today aren't maturing because no life experiences.

Although we played hard, we worked hard too. Was very common for us to be working half or full time jobs at 16.

That's my joint right there.

They've brought them back. I have a collection of them now.

It really showed us how much we have fallen, eh? We need to stop degeneracy.

Filth! I can see the shins of those degenerate whores!

I miss that, now if girls do they're loud and obnoxious and pig fat

What non-comedy '80s movies had the best nudity?

Schindler's List

Amazon Women on the Moon

except it's a comedy

You can't handle this comfiness.

This guy gets it.
My first job was working with my Dad @4am in the summertime and I was only 13.
I halfway feel bad for kids today but they will never understand because they will never have the same experiences

Any girl chasing a guy now is usually either fat, or a stoner, and already ridden a mile of dick and probably eaten some fish tacos on the way before they got to you. The whole body positivity #healthyatallsizes shit and female sex positivity has really devalued women. They cry "don't slut shame me!" but fail to realize that both sexes have a "sex value" determined by various properties. Men's sex value is determined by how good looking he is versus how good he is at making love, while a woman doesn't NEED to be good at making love so her sexual prowess is replaced with virginity, if she is untouched clay waiting to be shaped by a man in bed then she is the MOST valuable, her looks have become secondary to this value since even a fat chick can get some dick. A key that opens many locks is a master key, a lock that is opened by many keys is a broken lock.

Even fewer kids will get to experience that, because parents are all but entirely removed from the upbringing of their kids these days. Fathers are working all day, mothers are working all day, kids are left in the care of a babysitter or being raised by their TV, the kid usually wont get a chance to work until they're over 18. Nepotism is reserved for the jews and parents who own their own businesses while the middle class works itself to death and the kids grow up fat and lazy. I had nobody to instill that work ethic in me or teach me to fix a car or maintain a house and now I struggle to make up for it. Without hardship in your childhood, adjusting to the real world is a real pain in the ass.

Checked and Correct

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Bumping this for some more 80's 90's 2000's porn

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Yay!
I can remember my da getting The Sun newspaper and I would always turn it to page 3 when I was a young boy.
I must of been 7 or 8 and always enjoyed looking at them having a hard cock.

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PC games are better now but that's really it.

At least my generation is aware of how shit it is, unlike others before.

Not really. We're talking 80's here. There were good games back then. And the whole vidya situation in general was better in my opinion, due to it not being so popular and commercialized.

But overall it has become a lot easier to tell normies to fuck off and just bury your head in vidya all day than it was back then.

If the 80's was the time for anyone, it was /k/. The current year is the beta's golden age really. But /k/ will never recover from all the bullshit committed in the last few decades.

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Any porn from the 2000's that was related to porn sites going about at THAT time?

Wasn't Color Climax known for publishing lolitas when it was legal in the '70s?

Internet porn as an industry didn't really hit its stride until the mid-oughties, once broadband coverage was more widespread.

That's not to say porn wasn't all over the Internet prior to that. But a lot of it was amateur and scans of print media.

Yes, in magazine and video format.

Naughty boy. Happy memories. Mayfair featured sixteen and seventeen year old girls until the law was tightened (no pun intended) and minimum age for such shoots raised to 18.

Words cannot describe

Bumping for real 80s Polaroids

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Any dvd rip torrent please?

Candy bar user from way earlier in the thread reporting in. My Walgreens just started carrying 5th Avenues again, and they're on sale. I think this thread memed this outcome, so thanks guise.

Good to know. What about 100grand?

They did have 100 Grand a few days ago, but I didn't look today.

They did have 100 Grand a few days ago, but I didn't look today.

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DEMI

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looks more 70s than 80s

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I was born in 1990

And you are a Faggot

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*TEAR

The meat is still pink

You can't just force people into having kids, especially neckbearded basement dwellers with no interest in reproducing. You have to deal with the roots of society's problems rather than trying to fix the symptoms.