Time to solve this

Alright Holla Forums time to solve this issue once and for all. How do we save ourselves from our lack of social skills?
My solution: Stop socializing with everyone, that way everyone else will become just as socially awkward as us.

Android girls with artificial wombs. 3dpd is cancer

Are we gonna start going on thot patrol as well?

Seize the means of reproduction.

Social skills are like muscles if you don't use them you lose them, even the biggest aspie can have social skills if they engage with people enough.

It's like a big lunchroom all you can eat buffet and everyone is naked running around jabbering about fidget spinners.

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start our own society of social rejects

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Always takes a Holla Forumsack to make their memes work.

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And that's why my plan is to force myself to be social. Started going to church on Sundays, and every church related activity I can make it to. The progress is slow after 12 years of spending most of my time alone in my room on the internet, but it is working.

we have a success story Holla Forums

sex bots with wombs so you can have a child, its proven that if you have a kid that you will become more social.

youre supposed to be a social retard
get off my board normie
:^)

not true, if you're an aspie and you try to talk to people they start to ignore you and then you cant use your social skills anymore since no one will talk to you.

can confirm

Social interactions are a two way street, if all you're doing is talking at someone nonstop until they feel the need to tune you out then you're doing it wrong.

user confirms, we need Jesus.

well that didn't work jackass, now what's plan B?

Then youre doing it wrong

I would like to impregnate Anchovy.

You could try going to places where people are actually looking for social interactions instead of trying to approach strangers who aren't the least bit interested in talking to anyone.
Like omegle or something, it doesn't have to be in real life as long as you're actually speaking back and forth with someone.
This doesn't count because its text and that doesn't carry over into the real world.

Totally did it wrong

Only thing you find on omegle are a bunch of dudes fapping.

This is the way the world works, if you want some quality friends you have to wade through all the dicks first.

Inb4 south park joke

is that the joke about wading thru all the dicks?

no, never

watch Ice_Poseidon, he's autistic but inspiring for social life.

How about we start our own secret society that will infiltrate the most powerful organisations and subvert them from within and use them for our greater goal the destruction of normalcy and forced autism vaccines for every normie

Dude I'm not bullshiting you I got a 164 IQ, i think most people are just boring sheeps, didn't care for them and all the people basically hated me as soon as they met me. Then when i was in college finishing my PhD one teacher told me something "user your social skills are shit, and people think you're a arrogant piece of shit, it seems you haven't realize one simple truth. Just pretend, fake interest in their lives, ask about their children, smile when they talk to you and keep your opinions to yourself"
That shit change my life
That's the secret just fake until you make it

Same fag over here I'm using mobile, i know the post is a fucking mess.
My apologies in advance

I'm going to repeat what I'm sure most of the serious replies here said:
Just socialize with people. Crack a shitty joke to the cashiers at stores, go places where people share similar interests to you, speak in positive terms, have a smile on your face when talking.
90% of "conversations" normalfags have are basically 1 liners on both parts. When you're walking down the street and you pass someone, just make eye contact, smile, nod your head, and say something to the tune of "how's it going?" If they're interested in talking they might stop and find something to talk about. Otherwise, they'll usually just smile back, say "fine" and continue walking.

Most of what causes shitty social skills is the fear of judgment. Realize that most people over 16 aren't cunts who waste their time judging people for stupid shit and you'll be fine. Those that are like that are cunts anyway and not worth the time of day.

Dude you also got it right, it's exhausting all the non sense and meaningless conversations but you'll start seeing results and getting better a it

The trick is directing conversations towards something you're interested in. I figure most of the anons here are somewhat scientifically/technologically minded. You'd be surprised at how many people you can woo with knowledge you remember from middle school, let alone all the other info you have memorized just from being here

Is that like mind control?

It's more like "relating the pointless conversation at hand to things you actually give a shit about."
Do you have any interests apart from memes and 2D porn, user?

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What do you have against 16 yo cunts? Are you some kinda fagget?