Would you fuck your dad if someone paid you a million dollars?

Would you fuck your dad if someone paid you a million dollars?

my dad has been rotting for 7 years now

this

my dad is dead and was cremated, can't fuck ashes.

fucking prude

I'd kill him for that amount

real question is, would your dad fuck your mother again for million dollars?

you digust me

Are you even trying user?

No one has a dad here

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No, but I would fuck your Jewish daughter for a nickle.

That a deal goy! Just let me get your penny… oops! I seem to have forgotten my wallet. Can I borrow the 100$ and pay you back?

If his memory was wiped afterwards, yes. Small price to pay to be set for the rest of my life. I don't even think I'd regret it.

Why don't you dig up your dad so you can Munt his corpse?

hell is forever, user

I'd let my daddy obliterate my asshole for a fraction of that. For a million dollars I'd literally let him poz my neg hole.

*not real
ftfy

yes ofc

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Absolutely, and my dad's an autistic, obese diabetic who always reeks of sweat, insulin and rubbing alcohol. I'd do pretty much anything for a mil.

Answer the question.

lel no, that's pretty gay
hahaha I farm that much in dibalo

ill pay you $500 and its deal

ill pay you $500 and its deal

You'd fuck your dad for a piece of cheese.

doubledubs of truth

a thicc slice of dickcheese

No, not in a million years or for trillions of dollars. I literally wouldn't be able to live with myself if I did.

big if true

Jokes on you, I already fuck my dad regularly.