BREAKING NEWS Fidget spinners are making your kids and neighbors gay. The material, detached, and fruitless activity is teaching innocent minds nihilism and homosexuality.
WHAT CAN I DO? Meet fidget users with violence. Confront them and inform them of their degenerate habit. Hold an intervention. Confiscate the jewish tool and physically harm the user. The long term effects are invisible but a swift teeth knocker falcon punch will learn them good.
CALL THE TERROR DRONES Unknown to the public due to fake news is that terror drones are ready and able to handle gays. If someone appears to be gay, and/or uncapable of surrendering their spinner tax money has supported a complex network of drones ready to eliminate gays.
Charles Powell
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William Butler
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Lucas Sanders
He didn't say you can't, he said you won't, fag.
Isaac Powell
This. So are you a fag? Or are you gonna man up and go punch a child?
Sebastian Ramirez
WRONG CITIZEN Contact terror drones! Do not endanger yourself. Robots are standing by to ELIMINATE GAY.
Benjamin Adams
says who?
Josiah Perry
DRONES A SHIT PUNCH CHILDREN, FIDGIT WAR NOW
Joshua Cruz
OP here, POST MUSIC THAT WILL HELP GIVE YOU ALCOHOL POISONING
THREAD IS NOW DRUNKPOST GENERAL
Connor Johnson
GREETINGS FELLOW CITIZEN, I DO NOT MEAN TO INTRUDE BUT I HAVE DETECTED A LA LA HOMO MAN AND FIDGET… ISSUE. THIS RESIDENCE HAD BEEN ADDED TO A LIST THAT'S BEEN COMPLIED. ANSWER QUESTIONS TRUTHFULLY AND THINGS WILL BE LESS PAINFUL.
Christopher Lee
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Carter Harris
EDUCATE YOURSELF, PLEB
Caleb Rodriguez
Try going outside faggot. Normalfags have been sold this zionist tracking device and detonation ready gay mind confuser without parent consent. Arm yourself user. ==THIS IS THE SEVENTH SEAL==
Anthony Lopez
Whatever it is, it can't be more interesting than computer science, mathematics, music, biology, video games, or sex. Kids are weird and dumb these days, probably from being poisoned and fatter than they used to be, but I would be thrilled if you made a convincing case for me to watch the video without explaining what it is, just as a friendly challenge and for the sake of me being a stubborn asshole.
Connor Clark
Look here you zionist nigger. I will not engage you in debate. I will not give you the pleasure of defending my case. The simple matter of the fact is that you, the gays, and fidget spinners will be annihilated. I'm sorry, kid, but the nigger death lynch horde is comming to neck your fidget loving ass. Get ready, faggot. This hailstorm of hate and racism born in the darkest parts of the internet is coming to take your pony toys and circumcise your appendix.
Noah Sullivan
lol, nobody is out to get you bud.
How can this be possible when I don't know what it is?
Xavier Wood
Typical shill signaling. I don't know what kind of fidget privilege has corrupted your mind. Maybe because you got the red fidget with yellow wheel interiors you think your special or that you have attained a status in the fidget culture. Prepare to get learned. You will die if you are gay.
Aaron Flores
GAY KILLERS DISPATCHED
DISSONANT POSTERS TARGETED
Benjamin Perez
I like searching fidget spinners on porn sites :^)
Landon Thompson
Post it?
Jeremiah Martin
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Charles Edwards
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo nibba wat
Charles Rodriguez
its a devise that puts your conscious mind into a highly suggestible state. As shown by its early use on adhd kids to get them to sit still, and Palestinian children to get them to stop throwing rocks at the jews
Ryder Perez
So… what do these things actually, you know, DO?
David Anderson
It goes deeper than you would believe. is close, but it's much worse. I will be dropping a leaked CIA document in 2 hours on here about the fidget phenomenon and its relation to the gay community.
