So i'm thinking about getting a pet monkey I have always wanted one...

So i'm thinking about getting a pet monkey I have always wanted one. I would take him with me everywhere let him watch me fuck and even smoke cigarettes with me. Which monkey breed would be the most suitable as a pet i'm thinking indonesian even though they're expensive af. No chimps though they're evil sadistic fucks

A porchmonkey sounds exactly like what you're looking for.

Dont compare niggers to monkeys that is an insult to monkeys/apes

I'd get a fuckin' chimp if they weren't so fucking violent and unpredictable.

Technically, Indonesians are human

but yeah, most people will think it's a monkey

I'm thinking of getting a big fucking python and letting it swallow me alive while I fap. I'll keep a knife on me so I can cut my way out.

Enjoy having you face ripped off

I adopted a figdet spinner from the shelter a few days back happy ro say it is the best decision i have made. I've grown to love it and cuddle with it in bed

Small monkeys are not capable of badly hurting you plus if you get a newborn and not expose it to other monkeys it wont even think of attacking you

Just like dog that never seent other dogs would never even think to howl, right?