Vocaroo thread

If you cut a sandwich in half, do you get two halves of a sandwich or two sandwiches?

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Call me a good boy

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket
I put my Walkman on and said I might as well kick it

First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel Air livin' like
Hm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said 'Fresh' and had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel Air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie, yo Holmes smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air

ready set nigger bombin with my niggers eating bigger better flatter god fearing nigger fucks

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I know this is not how you read it, but I can't rap

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Thank you

Don't mention it, user

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i've lived in darkness a long time
over the years my eyes adjusted
until total dark became my world
and i could see

Did OP bail? I wanted my
Fucking faggot.

I'm still here, I'm just waiting for more posts, so this thread won't look like a mess

"Maisie is a literal goddess. I would pay one million dollars just to suck on her toes for five minutes."

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lol op dun goofed

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BASED

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real

There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface
Cumming, confusing
This lack of self control I fear is never ending
sperm
I can't semen
To find myself again
My foreskins are closing in
(Without a sense of confidence I'm convinced
That there's just too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before
So insecure

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real

Discomfort, endlessly has pulled itself upon me
Distracting, reacting
Against my will I stand beside my own mom
It's haunting how I can't semen

To find myself cum again
My foreskins are closing in
(Without a sense of confidence I'm convinced
That there's just too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before
So insecure

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Cumming, confusing what is real

You get too big and here they come trying to,
Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP
One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine
Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine

some OC in this shithole. Refreshing indeed.

agree fam.

FUCK

just look at those digits. Fantastic

I'm proud too. My life is finished.

we can close the internet for today

check'd

Say something about how you want to kill yourself and living is pain, too lazy to think of something so you do the work.

With FUCK in life getting check'd. Nice pic btw :3

And then…

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;)

ijthne strerar sventrirliye dav astakreha kalmu kalkirili sten sentruzi vernstrisslem savajena verstravnu, dnen ghahlk isht verstrafùtsrla.
savaneri kliaklall mon merni sergnantru. leu men?

and i don't want to hear you misspell anything, got it?

I'll try my best, I can't promise anything

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i hear it in your words, you have talent for this language. minimal talent.

I'm>>7114419

Admit it, you loved it to read this shit :^)

Nigger man, take me by the Jewish hand, lead me to the chicken land that you understand
Nigger man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real LSD trip
Nigger man, the crust of your tan cock man imbibed by the Goym of the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the gay cotton land

Nigger man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the Übermensch
Nigger man, the crust is elusive when it taste like cum forth to the childlike Jewish man
Nigger man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sandnigger
Soaking up the thirst of the cuckland

Nigger man, nigger man
nigger man

Everybody
Rock your body
Everybody
Rock your body right
Backstreet's back alright

Oh my God we're back again
Brothers, sisters, everybody sing
Gonna bring the flavor show you how
Gotta question for ya
Better answer now yeah

Am I original? (yeah)
Am I the only one? (yeah)
Am I sexual? (yeah)
Am I everything you need?
You better rock your body now

Everybody (yeah)
Rock your body (yeah)
Everybody
Rock your body right
Backstreet's back alright (alright)

Now throw your hands up in the air
And wave them around like you just don't care (woo, woo, woo, woo)
If you wanna party let me hear you yell (woo)
'Cause we've got it goin' on again (yeah, yeah)

Am I original? (yeah)
Am I the only one? (yeah)
Am I sexual? (yeah)
Am I everything you need?
You better rock your body now

Everybody (yeah)
Rock your body (yeah)
Everybody
Rock your body right
Backstreet's back alright (alright)

Everybody (yeah)
Rock your body (yeah)
Everybody
Rock your body right
Backstreet's back alright (alright)

Everybody (yeah)
Rock your body (yeah)
Everybody
Rock your body right
Backstreet's back alright (alright)

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Yeah, kinda

I'm gay!

How do magnets work? Do they even know they are magnets?

I think I did it again
I made you cum in your pants believe we're more than just friends
Oh baby
It might seem like a gay
But it doesn't mean that I'm serious gay
'Cause to lose all my semen
That is just so typically MeeM
Oh baby, baby

Oops, I did it again
I played with your cock in the night, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops, you think I'm in love
That I'm sent from hell
That my asshole is innocent

thank you, i'm happy!
what can i do for you?

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Nothing really I'm happy enough that these crappy recordings entertain some folks here

He has no style, he has no grace.
This Kong has a funny face.
He can handstand when he needs to,
And stretch his arms out, just for you.
Inflate himself just like a balloon.
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!

Zankoku na tenshi no you ni
Shounen yo, shinwa ni nare…

Aoi kaze ga ima mune no doa wo tataitemo,
Watashi dake wo tada mitsumete
Hohoenderu Anata
Sotto Fureru mono
Motomeru koto ni muchuu de,
Unmei sae mada shiranai itaike na hitomi

Dakedo itsuka kizuku deshou
Sono senaka ni wa
Haruka mirai mezasu tame no
Hane ga aru koto…

Zankoku na tenshi no teeze
Madobe kara yagate tobitatsu
Hotobashiru atsui patosu de
Omoide wo uragiru nara
Kono sora wo daite kagayaku
Shounen yo, shinwa ni nare
End of the TV anime opening

Zutto nemutteru watashi no ai no yurikago
Anata dake ga yume no shisha ni
Yobareru asa ga kuru
Hosoi kubisuji wo tsukiakari ga utsushiteru
Sekai juu no toki wo tomete
Tojikometai kedo…

Moshi mo futari aeta koto ni imi ga aru nara,
Watashi wa, sou, jiyuu wo shiru
Tame no Baiburu

Zankoku na tenshi no teeze
Kanashimi ga soshite hajimaru
Dakishimeta inochi no katachi
Sono yume ni mezameta toki
Dare yori mo hikari wo hanatsu
Shounen yo, shinwa ni nare

Hito wa ai wo tsumugi nagara rekishi wo tsukuru
Megami nante narenai mama
Watashi wa ikiru…

Zankoku na tenshi no teeze
Madobe kara yagate tobitatsu
Hotobashiru atsui patosu de
Omoide wo uragiru nara
Kono sora wo daite kagayaku
Shounen yo, shinwa ni nare

as long as you put some good will into them, they aren't crappy, user.p

there really has been a moment of separation from the manifestation of light, in which a group went their own way and are carrying an intense hatred, anger; the people who do not underestimate the severity of this are but a few. because this is an all-annihilating force that hates our guts. it hates creation, it hates life. it will do anything to destroy us completely, and the way to do that is to divide humanity. divide and conquer is their truth. humanity is a manifestation of light - that is the true creation. as long as you divide them, based on political parties, skin color, you name it…
then you, from a luciferian point of view that is, supress the full capacities of your enemy, their full power. they can't stand up for themselves, because if that would happen, the luciferians would lose. Then this monster, the greedy monster would disappear. I tell people about this old American general who puts an entire room of people in the dark. The eyes adapt to the darkness, but you can’t see a thing. The general doesn’t say a word and suddenly he flicks on a lighter. One little light. Due to the prolonged darkness, you experience a manifestation of light from a single point and everyone can slightly see each other again. And then he says… “that is the power of our light.”

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That was painful

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What's your native language OP?

My native language is only spoken in one country and it'd be easy to identify my location, so I'm hesitant to say it

Just tell us you fucking cunt

OK at least tell us the language family it's in, latin, germanic, slavic etc?

It's not in the Indo-European family at all

Hungarian? Finnish?

listen at the way he pronounced that ==leu men== at the end… i say somewhere Asia- if it's not finland/Uralic of course. korea, southeast asia, idk…

great job at the text formatting there.
FAIL