Fun time thread

I just needed to clear it up, chose a random thread.

I'm here to funpost though

Did someoneverything say fun time?

Relieve your shit posting here, official containment thread.

There's nothing to slide atm fam, just D&C religion threads, whose posters are either shills or Holla Forumsacks with sub-nigger IQ's.

Why is ancab da suberior form of gobbument :DD Truly right wing!

Probably a two man sack race or a gladiatorial type fight between the contenders for new fuhrer

There would be a furor in germany instead of a fuhrer!

...

...

Fuck CTR.
God damn it I want Holla Forums back.
This shit is really getting old.
2 Months of terrible threads.

The ukraine war summed up

We need some comic relief goyim. We've been fighting a meme war for months, we need some shitposting so we don't go insane.

Go back to 4chan. Don't bring this shit here.

...

He had a successor picked out. I can't remember his name.

How do I save humanity?

is that the best way? Could we have a National Socialist republic or something?

What is 2 + 2?
ur mum

It was just a brank fugg

Come watch this movie goys

cytu.be/r/BaneWatches

Its maze runners 2

Is it rated R? I'm gonna have to ask my mom first.

How do you know when a black woman is pregnant?

all the cotton is picked out of her tampon

How do I kill myself without dying? I want to blow myself up in a synagogue but I don't want to give the kikes the satisfaction of my death.

Guess who stars in the movie.

Fuck that guy, he shills for rapefugees on youtube.

Don't test me, user.
My inner Finn/Aussie just isn't satisfied with today's Holla Forums.

Do I get to bring friends?

...

Love someone who doesn't love you back.

That was pretty gay, user. But true.

Welcome to the designated shitposting thread.

Have some funny pictures, user.

He who cares the least, controls the relationship.

The key is self emotional CONTROL.

...

...

hope i cheered some1 up :)

...

Sorry, Eurobros. Un-cuck yourselves.

...

...

...

...

...

Last two pics gave me a chuckle. It's honestly ridiculous the regulations that we have in Oregon and any screwing with the ODFW is welcome in my book.

So I heard that the Democratic Republic of Congo has a lot of waterways.
Also, people are paid about $400 a year.
It doesn't take skilled labour to prefabricate parts of boats.
It doesn't take skilled labour to make boats out of prefabricated parts.

In the Congo, you could probably create a hilariously large fleet of sailboats.

The true question: How do we save the white race?

...

...

Could you be any more new?

...

...

alt

For some reason my Holla Forums folder is my biggest folder from a filesize perspective.

Must be all these webms.

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

source ?

...

...

...

Gather around folks, it's time for Uncle Kikeoctonos's bedtime joke!

Rabbi Goldstein©₪ is visiting his old friend Rabbi Shekelzigelman✡™ in New York for the passover festivities. Upon exiting the airport, Rabbi Goldstein©₪ hails a taxi, gives him directions to his friend's place and off they go.

Rabbi Goldstein©₪ never visited New York before. His whole family comes from Israel, and he never set foot out of there before. He is amazed by all the tall buildings, the wide streets, the cabs, and the street vendors. He asks the cab driver about this or that building, and the driver explains in lenght when it was built and for what reasons, pointing his fingers in all directions.

Suddenly, BANG!
The cab driver was so busy explaining things to our dear friend Rabbi Goldstein©₪ that he forgot to break at the lights. He ran into a black guy who was crossing the streets. Bystanders rush to his aid, while the poor taxi driver tries to hold himself together. Rabbi Goldstein©₪ looks concerned. He gets out of the cab, leans down to the poor guy that was hit, looks at everyone and says Stop. Nobody pays attention to him, the commotion is so big that dozens of folks come running from all directions. You can hear people yelling, passers asking themselves what happened, bits of concern like is he going to make it?. Rabbi Goldstein©₪ goes back and forth between the cab driver and the crowd, protesting Stop! Stop! louder and louder.

Then the ambulance comes. Bystanders are ordered to stay back and let the competent autorities handle the situation. A security perimeter is set up. Rabbi Goldstein©₪ looks very moved by all this jazz, he starts yelling STOP!! STOP!!!

The cab driver, the crowd and the medics are turning their heads towards him in curiosity. Rabbi Goldstein©₪ is out of breath STTTTOOOOP!!! SSSTOOOOOOOPPPP!!!!!!
A medic approaches him, says to him Sir, please remain calm.
STOOOOOOPPP!!
Sir, what are you takling about!?

THE TAXIMETER! STOP IT! THE METER!!!

...

Got some OC for you niggers.

can we stop worshipping facebook frog and worship a good meme like spurdo instead?

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

what's the difference between jews and Santa Claus?
Santa goes down the chimney.

What would you call Quebec if it was populated by the Portuguese instead of the French?
HUEbec

Ha that's my dad's favorite truth about the Jews I've heard it so many times from him, he also says Heil Hitler about each morning.

His favorite Nigger joke:

How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

...

...

...

...

...

Sheeeee-iit

...

this needs a WWE commentator edit

Agreed.

Rucka taught me that it's okay to be offensive to funny when I was in second year.

Ever since, the jews could never control me.

Thanks Rucka, you basically made me invincible from conditioning.

sage

...

The Eternal No-Fun Allowed Kike Strikes Once More

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

The Jews would have eventually infiltrated the economy and government through years of subtle deceit and subversion, and the world would be more or less the same except Israel would have been created a bit later.

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

/r/ Jeb Bush images, pic related.

...

soumi vienna :—-DDDD

...

I think that's the first time I've ever seen something of mine reposted.

Re. first pic.. joke's on you, niggers can't read cursive.

fucking underrated, laughed harder than I should admit.

Ignacio noe

...

I hear this kind of shit "muh old Holla Forums back" all the time now but what you degenerates can never do is actually PIN POINT what the "old" Holla Forums ever even was.

It's easy to bitch about something, but suggesting a solution is much more productive.

Besides, what's wrong with having a fun shitpost thread where we can let all the cancer out and still remain relatively in the domains of politics? It's not like this one stupid fucking thread is going to destroy the entirety of Holla Forums jeez

go to halfchan Holla Forums if you want shitposting, but keep that shit out of here

(checked)

hey, you too user

I would use the "le not argument" meme but i hate Stefan so much that ill let your autistic "hurr durr back to cuckchan" comment slide :3

I still don't get how they managed to get this through the censoring office.

That it's essentially a thieving cat with a shekel on its head does not help.

fuck, google ruined "ooga booga"
most of the other words are still in tact though

Wasn't this pic from some kind of weird page that made random comics?
Can you give me the link?

This is not funny, it just shows the crude and sad future upon us.
Actually, gondolas aren't meant to be funny at all. They are a higher form of art.

This is beautiful.

Is this fucking real?
Please tell me it is.

It gets better:

My fucking sides.

...

...

It is like that cartoon is from an alternate dimension where the Germans won.

>>>Holla Forums

How is the 3rd one /commiepol/ though?

...

Fucking degenerates, browse those boards like nothing.

I honestly don't know how we could have a truenhilumor thread along the lines of say, a /k/ thread. The whole point of pol to me is that everything becomes so see through after the red pill that every tidbit is either laughably weak or hilariously shredded soon after by you guys.

Donald just amplifies this.

...

Literally who?

Very liberal gaming (((journalist))) lol website.

but tbf they aren't full progressive (muh sexism in videya games) so that's a plus

...

Vegeta SSJ theme edit.

Omg I would so love to plant my huge balls on her face.

bump

THEY WILL LEARN OF DOUBLES FOR ENJOYMENT

gan I blees hav funn by fuggign ur mom in da but :-DDDD

Thas Rite

Check these

...

Pretty dank

What's the difference between a Brit and a Paki?
the paki actually does something to save his culture

Why did I click the second one?

>>>Holla Forums

Only two months? user, it's been longer than that. Just remember: unlike Holla Forums, our board owner at least isn't on the CTR payroll.