Trump Rally - Altoona, PA

If singles, Hillary loses to Trump in the general election.

If dubs, she shits herself live on-stage during one of the debates.

If trips, Hillary shits herself on stage, loses to Trump and gets locked up.

It's some song from the band that RSBN hired to write music for them.

Half-hearted effort, user.

Is anyone introducing Trump today, does anyone know?

rinse penis on again

OK. Now here we go

Trump has given Rinse Penis a brain transplant.

THE WALL MAN COMETH

TRUMP TIME

I fucking love it.

Thought it was Rinse Pubis? Anyway, that's him? He looks like a total fag.

Trump punched him in the back of the head and told him to get his shit together or else.

CHARTS

Low taxes coming for the middle and working class.

More charts coming

TRUMP CALLING OUT VOTER FRAUD

BIG T

*UUUU

Reince, get over here before I punch you in the face again.

Just called out Paul Ryan for wanting to get his five minutes of fame.

JACKSON WAS PRESIDENT

Man that guy was low energy.

Typical Business man. No shit he was low energy. He was never intended to be high energy.

Im originally from altoona but cant make it because im working. Fucking sucks, wish hed post his scheduoin advance ffs

He's been name dropping Andrew Jackson a lot

Fair enough, I just got back from the store and only caught the last minute or so of what he was saying.

PA is pretty much guaranteed for Trump, right?

donaldjtrump.com/schedule/

LUGENPRESSE CALLED OUT AGAIN

He's trying to bait the liberals into criticizing Jackson. That would be a move unpopular with most Americans.

Wew

Just depends how much of central pa and pittsburgh su urbia get out to vote. Pbgh and philly are dem and the population has turned pa blue since 88. Its a true swing state this time around imo

I think Trump runs with such little schedule to give Soros less time to organize riots.

You mean the founder of the Democratic Party?

President Jackson was also Presbyterian like the Donald is.

I think pburgh represents a lot of the rust belt mentality, was dem up until this election because of unions, but now both sides bust unions, and Trump promises tariff barrier, I think he kills states you never imagined

THE BANTZ CONTINUE

I hope so. Hes up against a (((demographic shift))) but i think he'll take pa. He has to take pa, oh, and fl to win. Do you think he will get all 3?

Yo Momma votes for Trump

TOP TIER BANTZ

I mean Andrew "No Indian Reservations on the East Coast" Jackson. ;)

I love these bants.

Rolling

Also as a side question does anyone know much about Charleston Heston? He seems pretty based from embed related but I don't know much about him.

Pittsburgh deserves Trump.

My sides are destroyed. Trump is the master of bants.

inb4 CNN interviews the protester’s mom about who she is voting for.

inb4 she is voting for Trump!

He's dead you nonce

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Under Jackson's leadership, the Democratic Party was the party of the White man.

THE ONLY WAY WE CAN LOSE
IS IF THERE IS CHEATING

It's a fucking magical feeling hearing this

AW SHIT HE CALLED OUT VOTE RIGGING

That means if Trump loses, we unleash hell.

now who got dat get

NSA HAS THE E-MAILS

MICHIGAN NATIONALISM IS ON THE RISE

Anons should volunteer locally to prevent voter fraud in key states

THEY SAY THE NSA HAS ALL OUR EMAILS

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Yeah obviously. I know the basics about him (Actor who became spokesman for the NRA).

I didn't know if there was anything beyond that.

SNEK TIME

SNEK TIME

...

HERE WE GO

On her way to work one morning down the path along the lake,
A tender-hearted woman saw a poor half-frozen snake.
His pretty-colored skin had been all frosted with the dew.
“Oh well!” she cried, “I'll take you in and I'll take care of you.”

“Take me in, O tender woman! Take me in, for heaven's sake!
Take me in, O tender woman!” sighed the vicious snake.

She wrapped him up cozy in a curvature of silk,
And then laid him by the fireside with some honey and some milk.
Now she hurried home from work and that night as soon as she arrived,
She found that pretty snake she'd taken and revived.

“Take me in, O tender woman! Take me in, for heaven's sake!
Take me in, O tender woman!” sighed the vicious snake.

Now she clutched him to her bosom, “You're so beautiful!” she cried,
“But if I hadn't brought you in by now you might have died.”
She stroked his pretty skin and then she kissed and held him tight
But instead of saying thank you, that snake gave her a vicious bite

“Take me in, O tender woman! Take me in, for heaven's sake!
Take me in, O tender woman!” sighed the vicious snake.

“I saved you!” cried the woman, “And you've bit me! Heavens why?
You know your bite is poisonous and now I'm going to die!”
“Oh shut up, silly woman,” said the reptile with a grin,
“You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in!”

SNAKE

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TAKE ME IN OH TENDER WOMAN

SNEK

YAY

TRUMP HAS THE MIND OF A POET

I don't see Trump investing this kind of his own money, time and energy just to have some washed up old hag steal it from him. Oh Killary has hitmen, cute. Trump will show them what hitmen really are. I imagine the Trump empire will devote their lives to taking down the machine that even attempts to steal anything that rightfully belongs to Donald Trump.

Is Trump calling out (((Them))?

KEK WILLS IT

Take me in oh tender woman

Eric and Don Jr will lead the RWDSs themselves.

Hell is forever!

SNAKES BTFO

MAKE AMERICA SNAKELESS AGAIN

I'm from FL it's a lock. Hispanics there are not mexican, they are Cuban and hate Mexicans, they love trump now that Marco is not there. They really cancel out the Orlando central Americans and ft Lauderdale jews. Rest of the state is grand wizard tier.

OH is the question. Kasich took it cause they cucked hard for him but I wonder if there wasn't rigging there. Big questions for how much kasich will Stump for Trump, and how much the state will swing towards red from Blue rust belt style.

/r/equesting pic of St. Patrick w/ Trump's face removing snakes

Is this some 6D Chess?

GREAT JOB OBAMA

SNAKE CHART

I love these cards.

Trump Loves Infographs

THIS MAN IS ON FIRE

Did he get those from Holla Forums I've seen those posted here before?

He'll be showing Holla Forums infographs soon.

I think some of them are. He mentions that on one of his cards he had his people replace a picture of Hillary with a nicer looking one. I'm pretty sure that card in particular I've seen on Holla Forums before.

THIS ONE RIGHT NOW

Holla Forums IRL

Trump seems kinda tired to me.

Here come that Don!

Does anybody have a copy of this saved? I could swear it came from Holla Forums.

What was the original picture on that infographic?

THE GOD EMPEROR RECOGNIZES OUR WORK AND INFOGRAPHICS

He needs our energy!

I just saw it posted here yesterday.

He is IRL MEMEING!

TIPPY-TOP

Voter fraud is a meme. But do vote. Voting is important. Too bad you have a binary system. Like Russia.

TIPPY TOP

MEMES ARE REAL
MEMES ARE REAL
MEMES ARE REAL
MEMES ARE REAL
MEMES ARE REAL
MEMES ARE REAL
MEMES ARE REAL
MEMES ARE REAL
MEMES ARE REAL
MEMES ARE REAL
MEMES ARE REAL

It is legal to form a militia to prevent voter fraud.

It should be legal to shoot someone on sight for committing voter fraud.

Surprised no one posted this one yet, he made one just for Pennsylvania

Look up "The Battle of Athens" in Tennessee

Didn't the DNC actually engage in voter fraud though? Bernie was supposed to win but they used (((voting machines))) to convert some votes and throw out others.

Sadly no you can enforce the law within reason. Now if the person committing fraud pulls a weapon it is legal to shoot them.

Trump said this he told the citizens to enforce fair voting.

that was an excellent rally

Yeah but he looks kinda tired or stressed today.

I'm worried for some reason.

He looked a bit thinner than usual, but maybe I just need some sleep.

I think he is conserving energy for the big push.

The man just did one of his largest rallies 4 hours ago. It was high energy as fuck so I'm not surprised that he's tired.

Dupliticious candidates comes closer to voter fraud than actual voter fraud. That is however completely legit.

I think that tptb realize if it is found out that someone is actually fucking with that little piece of paper, that small voice that everyone has, it will be the end of them. They won't touch it.

"Voter fraud" meme actually makes people vote, participate, so it is a meme more good than bad.

I'm over on Frankstown Mountain

I wonder how this turnout will compare to Hillary's dismal turnout in Johnstown.

It's not from Holla Forums. Trump posted it on his tracebook page a couple weeks ago.

Nah man, he is getting more and more genuine as he knows the deal is sealed.

Ah that explains it.

Also we have to consider that while he is a ubermensch that's a shining example of Aryan genetic superiority in pretty much every he's also a 70 year old man.

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I never heard him say about the Syrian refugees, "Here comes the snake" like I heard him say tonight.

He said that as he held up the card with the amount of Syrians yearly.

Oooh, nice.

Ohio is quite possibly the worst state in the union. has anything good at all come from there?

Burning rivers

No, now get lost with your D & C.

A shitload of people that desperately wanted to flee the earth

I don't know, I don't hate Ohio. Some areas are shit, no doubt, but some areas are nice. La Rosa's Pizza is pretty good, and about half of the people from Ohio are friendly.

But they did give us John Cucksich.

Trips of Truth

A cynical sense of humor.

There is a nice airplane museum in Ohio. I went there with my dad when I was a kid.

There's 5 realists in this picture.

Everything good Ohio has ever produced left. A ton of them wanted to flee a planet that contained Ohio so bad the became Astronauts.

What do you mean?

It should be considered a national embarrassment that Soyuz is on that picture. What kind of country can't even fly their own astronauts? We may as well be Canada at this point.

imma gonna let you mull that over, champ

Soon

They are astronauts, how do you figure any of them aren't idealists?

Insult to injury m8

Ideals are real. Look closer.

Hey Man Elon Musk is going to Mars.

It might have to be our backup when it comes to saving white civilization.

I really have no idea what you're talking about.

Good.

Well you're just an ass. The only thing I found 5 of them to have in common that you could possibly be talking about is their smiles, but if you think Armstrong wasn't an idealist then you are a nut.

There's five spaceships, dork.

It's not easy being Kshatriya, but some has to do it.

Left the thread to work. Sylvan?