So……I bit the bullet and decided to watch this on KissCartoon and…..good lord.
I'm so sick and fucking tired of CN and their Tumblr shit, I hate the style, the gaudy bright fucking colors and of course the stupid "LOL RANDOM!" humor.
And before anyone says anything, yes I am aware that that fat gay lasagna fucker works on this show. Also Mr Lawrence is apparently one of the writers on this and he guest stared in various roles. So make of that what you will.
I think the funniest thing about this show is the fact that the creator got asshurt on Facebook because someone said they didn't like the title cards or some such shit like that.
Then again he looks like a massive fucking cuck, so no surprise there.
I hate the style from that pic already. Characters seem deformed and their faces too ugly to look at them for too long. The eyes of that guy barely have space on his skull.
But why do you idiots even check shit like that out? I haven't seen Steven Universe to this day. All I need to know is: All characters are ugly, everyone is lesbian, fusions ripped off straight from Dragonball and there is a little fat boy main character.
Angel Fisher
I know this is gonna sound weird but hear me out okay? When I first saw previews of Star Vs The Forces of Evil I thought it looked like Tumblr trash, but I watched it and I was shocked to find that it was pretty good.
Plus the only time I've seen people on Holla Forums talk about this is when there was that whole massive thread about lasagna fucker, so I figured what the hell I might as well watch the show before I come here and talk about it and it's fucking terrible!
The animation is low tier trash, the designs aren't that great to look at and the fucking voices got on my nerves!
I know that the creator does most of the voices on this abortion of a show and he's the worst of the bunch.
So yeah, I sat through this shit so you wouldn't waste a half hour of your time user.
You're fucking welcome.
Jonathan Cook
I saw one episode of Star and I can't watch a show where the only bangable character is super annoying… and the main character. With a really forced backstory.
Its basically Dave the Barbarian but with fappable tights.
Cooper Brooks
Cartoon characters are supposed to be ugly genius, they are called cartoons for a reason, if you want to see something "attractive" watch anime.
Elijah Perry
I know is probably trying to sound ironic, but he is right. Most American cartoons have always looked pretty deformed and unpleasant to look at because it's supposedly funnier this way. Only once in a blue moon you get cartoons with pleasant character designs, like Wakfu or Ladybug and coincidentially, these two are French.
It is pretty telling that these designs seem to be more proportionate than 90% of the cartoons produced in the last two decades.
Ayden Scott
I think it works both ways, Anime is cool/moe or even sexy to look at but when they do commedy it looks "cringy" as fuck
Jeremiah Williams
Wakfu looks like bootleg Anime honestly, the heads are to big and the designs to round, also, flash.
Adam Turner
Yeah tell me that with a Loud House pic, a cartoon that's just watched to make fapfiction and porn-threads about it, no matter how shitty it looks. And I mean shitty, the animation is GARBAGE!
Jaxon Lopez
Yeah nowadays, in Calarts times. I wouldn't be the manwhore I am now without Disney. But hey, there's still MLP so you can atleast jerk off to asses.
Colton Lee
That shit is just as bad.
Grayson Hill
I know - I didn't say its good. The plot is fantastic.
Lincoln Brooks
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Henry Price
Learn to internet.
Anthony Harris
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Josiah Peterson
Got it from Halfchan about 6 years ago.
Parker Sanchez
If reddit is posting it, you should stop.
Jaxon Cooper
If reddit is posting it, you should stop.
Colton Ramirez
>>>/mlp/
Thomas Wood
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Matthew Clark
Asshole Nu-male ruined sideburns for everyone
Blake Ramirez
1. those are mutton chops 2. sideburns were ruined by hipsters years ago
Cameron Cruz
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Joshua Hill
no wonder this board is dead. this place is just trying way to hard to capture the edgy spirit of pre-RapeApe 4chan and just failing miserably.
Jayden Lopez
Why not just start an "outrage" about the gear that thing (potentially a woman) is wearing and call it demeaning if you want to start shit, for whatever reason.
Nicholas Walker
No, it's because the creator is a massive lolcow.
Isaiah Williams
I'm not against stirring shit up with a humongous faggot, but this isn't /cow/, user. Start there, and if you get something going then maybe you can snag a few Holla Forums anons to help. Though that might be a bad idea, since some crossposting faggot from Holla Forums ratted everybody out early into the Holla Forumsco/ fuckery.
Zachary Taylor
If you don't think the image you just posted is ugly, your sense of aesthetics is fucked up.
Hudson Perry
Man, crossposters are the worst. If I owned a board, I'd ban them on sight, no matter what.
Chase Richardson
I'd love to, but I need to find some screencaps of his past transgressions (like when he ordered his fans to brigade anyone who criticized his work a couple of times), and he completely deprecated and abandoned his deviantart account for his tumblr.
Brody Sanders
Well that's how cartoons are supposed to be, if you don't like it make a comics & Anime board.
Matthew Campbell
Shut the fuck up, nigger.
Christian Powell
we seriously need to resurrect action cartoons. Its the only way to make Cartoon Network great again.
Brody Ward
What you want is called Anime and there is an entire board for it.
Kayden Reed
And I used to like his work on DA.
Chase Jenkins
It's based off of a french mmorpg. Of course the art style looks bootleg anime.
Eli Gutierrez
No, Cartoons are not supposed to be flat and ugly as hell. That's not saying you want Anime. That's just saying you prefer a better art style.
Isaiah Ross
Have some cringe Holla Forums
Aaron Murphy
Oh my gosh! I am sorry I don't have such refined tastes such as yours! I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you
Thomas Scott
The sad part was that despite the shit-tiered artwork, the premise would have been somewhat similar to Xiaolin Showdown where they go on adventures collecting said Magiswords. It would have been at least a show that screams stereotypical fantasy, but can also let kids feel the adventure and creativity.
What I got though is just typical CN LOLRANDOM shit. Guess they don't want to challenge AT for some reason despite the show being a shell for what one was.
Nathaniel Flores
That's because CN thinks kids are fucking morons who cannot handle complex storylines and character arcs. So they shit out Tumblr tiered garbage and HOPE that kids watch that shit.
Parker Brooks
is there a reason CN is like this now, is there a new president there or something. More and more now most of there cartoons are just random meme shit. Who hire these creators? Do directors at CN now just look at a pilot of a show and say "THAT CAN SELL SOME TOYS, YOU'RE HIRED". I know CN is it for the money, but damn. Why is everyone trying to make their own bootleg version of Adventure Time now?
also i miss those Goosebump re-runs, they were the best
Julian Long
New CN CEO is a womyn named Christina Miller or something.
Henry Scott
I'm glad i'm not the only person who saw this knockoff.
Matthew King
By "toys" you mean those godawful ugly Funko Pop things right?
Because CN gave up on creating toylines for their shows after both the AT and RS lines turned out to be such failures.
Nathan Cruz
Wait, what ? I recall AT giving shit tons of shekels to CN with the merchandise and the toyline, what exactly happpened ?
Lucas Jenkins
Wait, what ? I recall AT giving shit tons of shekels to CN with the merchandise and the toyline, what exactly happpened ?
James Stewart
We can start by decentralizing the big three networks' power, switching to a Netflix-style system of distribution, and dispelling the myth of copyright.
Once those factors are in place, we can expect a plethora of varied cartoons from competing networks on the internet who need to produce good content to be established and compete with each other. (Just like Nick, Disney and CN did back in the 2000s.) And since creators would go to other networks to have their cartoons realized should they be dissatisfied with their current network, the executives have a massive incentive not to exploit creators or their works, or lose a competitive edge. This means giving creators high budgets, maximum creative freedom and minimum if any executive meddling.
But this won't happen anytime soon.
Nathaniel Ortiz
And by the way, the tumblr shit would be greatly minimized if not phased out by having multiple competing networks. Even if a few of those networks allowed marxist bullshit, there'd still be plenty of ones with high standards of quality that would give creators the aforementioned benefits.
William Watson
But the problem is nobody can compete with the big three, remember The Hub? And how that failed because most of the original shows were based off of Hasbro toys? Except for Dan vs.
James Bennett
It mostly failed because Discovery had more shares than Hasbro and decided to air its shitty programs on it. The failure of the hub was due to it not having remarkable programming. It didn't fail because it was a young network. It is possible to compete with any business even in animation. You just need to provide good content, even if you're tiny.
Nicholas Gonzalez
I need some archives of Kyle's fans brigading his critics and other sorts of faggotry that he did before I can make the /cow/ thread.
Camden Taylor
Oh, you again.
Bentley Wright
Yup, that's me. The guy who doesn't think certain people should have the exclusive right to own ideas and sue people for improving upon them.
Brody Jackson
What about Steven Jewniverse and Adventure Hipster. Aren't they always trying to be deep and spiritual n shit.
Noah Miller
WTF?!?!?!? I want proof of your words.
Charles Bailey
Didn't Austim Time became their greatest money-maker in years in terms of merch and toys ?
Camden Baker
I did too, speaking of which- Fucking why??
Zachary Carter
Maybe due to the amount of licensing deals
John Lee
Decent concept completely destroyed by shitty design policies.
Cameron Evans
Who is the "Fat Gay Lasagna Fucker" here?
Is it the creator of the show or someone else?
Jason Sullivan
He got a lot of bad shit while at dA and decided he'd rather huddle himself in the safe spaces of tumblr.
Nathan Garcia
He's one of the storyboarders currently
Elijah Reed
Haven't watched the show, but from looking at this fucking loser.
I can already tell what I'm in store for.
Brody Phillips
I remember a thread a few months ago where someone posted a dA user's journal where he got raided by Kyle's fans for criticizing his work but I forgot to save them. Does anyone have them?
Luke Hall
is this spazkid's twitter.
His only decent work, wiped out?
Thomas Green
Could you give me a name?
Jaxon Powell
Dude, copyright is fine. It's the current duration that's fucked up.
Jose Sanders
Jesus christ he's a walking stereotype of a manchild. Seriously with the mono-brow, the shitty muttonchops and pokemon power rangers shirt. He's like a fucking cartoon character come to life.
Connor James
Who is he?
Chase Watson
So creators should be sued if they want to remix and build upon other people's works?
If you're concern is that networks will start profiting off of other people's works without their consent or compensation, look up the case of Ace Books and Tolkien when the former sold unauthorized copies without his permission. Or better yet, make an account on Deviantart, YouTube or any other social media websites, upload content from other users and see if everyone won't recognize it from other creators. You'll be hard pressed to not receive any backlash.
Adrian Ross
Haven't you been reading the thread? He's the creator of this whole travesty.
Ian Howard
What else is bad about this lasagna fucker?
Aiden Rodriguez
Copyright is okay, but some people do take it ludicrous degrees. Intellectual properties should have a level of protection.
But then you have shit like the lawyers of Prince threatening to sue the JoJo videogame because the stand's' name is Golden experience. You can't fucking own the those words, I don't care how much legal shit you throw in my face.
And of course my favorite hiccup. Godzilla sues subway for just having a giant lizard in their commercial.
Aaron Jones
Did a manchild just get his self insert fantasy made into a cartoon? H-how do I do that?
Ian Morgan
1. Go to CalArts 2. call your buddies
Ayden Howard
You just stated why copyright is a danger to the free flow of ideas. What's the worst that can happen when nobody has a monopoly on profiting off of certain ideas?
Caleb Diaz
Over-saturation and watering down of a market, not to mention counterfeit products, that hurt creators.
Jordan Taylor
Don't forget the legally-binding plastic hipster frames. He has relatively normal glasses in the OP so I don't know if that's an older photo and he became an even bigger faggot since then.
Joshua Bennett
Why would ANYONE watch a cartoon made after the 90s?
Jose Ramirez
stit ton of bad fanfiction instead of a shit ton of bad original content
Dominic Jackson
If creators want to elicit the financial support of a network, they'd have to invest effort into their show to prove to the executives it's worth financing. The executives wouldn't want to waste their money on works that didn't give them a competitive edge, and even if one network was cuckish enough to support dogshit like Mighty Magiswords, they'd be at a loss if it's not remarkable enough to get viewers and there'd still be other competing networks to subscribe to.
Also, what do you mean by counterfeit products hurting creators?
Christian Hill
A better dividing year of quality would be 2007.
Caleb Torres
He means you're a fucking retard artist who should stop bringing up how we should tear down copyright in EVERY FUCKING THREAD YOURE IN!
We get it, you're an unoriginal fuck who wants to steal things wholesale from people infinitely your better under the guise of improving it. Copyright exists to protect an IP, you think you can do the same thing but better then create a knockoff inspired by that work. The reason it exists is to keep dumbasses like you from devaluing a creators work by stealing it wholesale.
Fucking kill yourself
Liam Williams
God damn, the main characters even look like Lina and Gourry.
Cooper Rivera
So you're saying we, 8/co/, should make our own online television channel?
I like it! I'll make the logo, and the website, but I'll need someone to suck the dick.
Jacob Anderson
It's not theft to copy someone's art. I didn't deprive the artists of their artwork. They still have them. That's as moronic as saying it's theft to bake and sell apple pies because a chef from another restaurant invented them first and that's profiting off of someone else's idea no matter how much you've improved upon the idea or the amount of customers you have.
In actuality, copyright is an outdated idea from the era of the printing press that's now being used by Marvel, Ubisoft and every other big entertainment company to ride off of name recognition of their popular properties without investing any effort into the creative process. The result is garbage like Transformer movies and cash grab Assassins Creed dogshit every year. If you wanna talk about unoriginal fucks, turn your head to those kikes who use copyright to generate easy profit while not producing anything of quality with their "IPs".
Levi Bell
This thread is rapidly derailing. Why don't we discuss more about the shittyness of Cucktoon Network?
Nolan Gray
So is slayers any good? It's been one of those shows I've been meaning to check out but could never be bothered to.
Jacob Gutierrez
I'd rather have this thread be used to gather info about Kyle Cuckrozza being a manchild in dealing with criticism.
Luke Bailey
So you're too retarded to come up with original ideas so you want to steal other people's ideas to make money Not sure why you insist on sharing this info. Go back to your containment board you kike
Juan Ward
What the fuck is this? People have been using other people's ideas and building upon them since the dawn of mankind, you imbecile. So what if I'm remixing ideas? If they're good, people will support me, if not my works will fade away. It's not too hard to understand when you take the time to learn economics.
Why is it so hard for you to see the fact that copyright's a tool used by actual kikes to stifle art while reaping the benefits? Why else would Disney to lobby to extend copyright ad infinitum? Is it because they care about their artists, or do they not want anyone else to legally remix their ideas and get compensated?
Nolan Rodriguez
Yeah Toho has been known to be pretty harsh with copyright when it comes to Godzilla.
Michael Robinson
you have shitty taste
Hudson Ortiz
How bad were cartoons before 2007?
Jeremiah Sanders
Explain
Jaxson Martinez
/cow/ thread is up, now we just need some planning and material. >>>/cow/236820
Alexander Bennett
I think the problem in the case of Magiswords is that there seems to a distinct lack of structure in the designs.
Take a look at the dude, for instance. What's going on with his legs? Is he supposed to be kicking? Is he trying to jump over the girl? Do the splits mid-air? It looks like no thought went into his pose and they just needed to take up space.
There's also a bunch of other little details like having more defined features in some places like legs and torsos and then having the rest devolve into noodle-limbs and blob hands/feet that just makes the designs look disjointed and unpleasant.
Asher Adams
Based Araraki commands it. It will be done
Isaac Baker
It's really fucking stupid, in a good way. Check it out if you don't mind old japanimation and want some dumb fun, and definitely check it out if you're into /tg/, because main characters are pretty much PCs, doing stupid shit and then somehow saving the world in the end of season.
Kevin Butler
I didn't like it. It was a bit too fast-paced.
I'm surprised you guys haven't posted any porn of the female characters yet.
Angel Walker
IIRC the author started writing it loosely based off D&D games he had with his amigos.
Brody Rodriguez
Now I wonder if this Kyle faggot ever played PNP RPG in his life, or he is just a hipster who pretends to be nerd.
Well, if you squint your eyes and the lights are dim then the girl kinda sorta looks like Naga White Serpent, and apparently protagonists are siblings, so there's also an incest angle. Not to mention that we have oodles of SJW Universe porn, even though none of the girls would look even remotely attractive, regardless of artstyle.
Isaac Bell
That's the travesty of modern cartoons these days, they ripoff anime or anime plots and arch types. Meanwhile Japan is having a superhero boom in their anime and manga. We need to make cartoons great again.
Robert Moore
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Thomas Johnson
Great again? When they were great in the 50's?
Hudson Russell
Well, American cartoons were great before TV. And then they were okay in 90s. And animated feature movies were generally good until 00s. And animays became shit only recently - in late 00s or so.
Mason Johnson
I want more action cartoons like the DCAU, anything by Greg Weisman, Avatar the Last Airbender. I think that will make cartoons great again.
Noah Reed
What's the point? She's generic as fuck, and the art style is so unappealing you'd have to completely change it to get something even remotely attractive.
I could just go into google images and type 'Fantasy anime boobs' and get something infinitely better to jerk it to.
I find that hard to believe.
My problem with this trend of ripping off anime is that it's all incredibly superficial. It usually takes the form of shoving random references to popular anime into your show, or just jacking the premise of Sailor Moon.
The right way for Western cartoons to be inspired by anime would be to copy the way Japan allows multiple different kinds of animated works to be produced. From your lighthearted slice-of-life to your thought provoking dramas, to your fucking high octaine action shows.
Avatar was a show that copied anime and did it right, and it's remembered really fondly by kids and adults alike.
Wow, this is cuck status supreme.
Even anime's worst at this point is infinitely better than Western Animation. The worst of Western animation is in-your-face propaganda meant to brainwash children into progressive worldviews, complete with consent teaching, gay couples, allusions to rape, tranny acceptance, pretty much everything except telling a cohesive story or providing thrills.
Anime's recent glut of boring samey lightnovel garbage with Gary Sue protagonists are the equivalent of a cheap beat off session. Kind of shameful, boring, predictable and forgettable, but at least you aren't being talked down to by people who hate you the whole time.
Brandon Peterson
Do you know where you are?
That's not the point, the thread has 115 replies and not a single one of them is porn of the characters featured in the show. I didn't enter the thread looking for porn, but holy shit this might be the first thread I've seen discussing a new cartoon where not even in the first 20 replies there's been no porn posted. I'm very disappointed in the Holla Forums I was growing to love.
Joshua Bailey
I mean I don't think it's that big a deal. If anything it just speaks volumes about how shit the show is in that not even we can be bothered to go get porn and post it.
I'll post some, not show related since I'm too lazy to go get it, if that'll make you sort of happy?
Ian Lewis
this is where animays started to be good on average
Elijah Collins
Avatar is not a cartoon.
James Jones
I'm not happy.
Isaiah Bennett
The guy that made Slayers, not the guy that made this dreck, you nonce.
Cooper Brown
Didn't think it was possible, but he seems to have gotten fatter and is starting to lose more hair.
Alexander Diaz
How can we take this guy down? Just wait for the show to get cancelled?
Easton Hall
This is the Magiswords guy! He's here with us!
Sorry, Kyle. Come back when you're not a talentless hack who has to resort to plagiarism. Oh, and if you could keep your sexual fetishes to yourself and not bother us online or the children watching your show with it…well, gee, we'd really appreciate that.
Austin Rodriguez
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Christian Rogers
People like you are what fuckin sucked about 4chan. Want to actually discuss what makes a show work or suck. But no because a character on there gives you a boner then all talk should center around that shit.
Lucas Roberts
…fuck
Nathaniel Bennett
That probably explains a lot. He likes randumb in your face things. Drive is just that.
Ayden Long
How does one know if reddit posts something, without going to reddit?
Asher Phillips
He's going to rip-off several Riders, isn't he ?
Grayson Williams
Oh god please no
Bentley Gonzalez
You can disuss cartoon and post porn at the same time, idiot.
Colton Cox
But u posted Anime, cartoons are supposed to be ugly, Anime is made sexy to cause erections in Autists!
Isaac Barnes
It made me happy thanks user. :^)
Lincoln Campbell
Where the geek becomes truly disturbing is in matters of visual aesthetics. His personal appearance, of course, is often weird, repellent, unnerving. When allowed to dress himself the results betray a lack of understanding of his own appearance. Is he fat, bald, dough-faced? You can bet that these qualities will be horrifically exaggerated by his choices in grooming and apparel.
His preferred decor is that of cheap crap–plastic computer cases in the shape of dragon heads, garish poster illustrations of fantasy settings, mismatched discount furniture, etc. It has the same make-do tackiness that is imposed on teenagers still living at home or people earning the minimum wage. But the geek never gives it up; if he makes a comfortable living, he just buys a nicer place in the suburbs and crams all his cheap crap into it.
Worst of all, the geek, despite cutting such a shabby figure, is very self-impressed. He is the first to denigrate other professions, which he assumes require the same slack application and shallow talents as his own does, and the first to denigrate others within his own profession, especially if they threaten his tenuous social standing within his geek circle.
Some questions remain. How do they mate? Is the geek the product of genetic mutation or inherited defect? Politically, is there any viable solution to the geek? I do not seriously entertain the idea of a geek Holocaust–it's far too early for that expensive and complicated measure. But if geeks were provided with free blow-up dolls in the shape of young Japanese schoolgirls or anthropomorphic squirrels, would they then lose interest in procreation?
Of course this assumes that geek traits come about through a quirk of natural selection. It's just as likely that radioactive meteorite, some form of undetected childhood illness, or the drinking of ditch water by pregnant women have played a role.
Whatever the case, we can all agree that the geek is an unpleasant and unsightly blight on contemporary society.
Daniel Lee
Looks like Slayers isn't the only anime Kyle is ripping off.
Jose Myers
Nice roleplaying, mate. But unfortunately, I'm not the talentless hack Kyle who sold out or compromised his original ideas (if he had any) to condescending executives who can get away with producing garbage like this because they have contempt for the audience and original creators. I'm someone who actually understands how the animation industry works and how cartoons can be improved through the absence of IP, or should I say intellectual monopolies.
If you could take ten minutes out of your miserable life to understand economics instead of supporting the system that enables executives to game the industry at the expense of creators and viewers, that would be great.
Camden Long
What's the role of that bear character?
Adrian Flores
He was the villain for this week's episode.
Michael Peterson
I like Big Black Cock to mate.
Blake Martinez
He has lost any chance of getting any respect from me, Genwunners are he worst he probably never played the games and only watched thr Indigo league (morelike HOMOSEXUAL league) I bet he is not even a pedophile.
Samuel Mitchell
Seriously, how does this guy not have an ED page?
Mason King
Such shit taste is no surprise
Brody Walker
So, he's ripping off DBZ because one character has shoulder pads and blue wristbands?
Chase Cox
Well the boots look similar to goku's.
Landon Gomez
Also, It's a Dog. How are you not getting it, dawg?
Adrian White
Pretty much this, just fast-paced, and I didn't find the few episode I watched that funny.
Though I still tried at Vambre.
Tyler Gutierrez
Back then I used to like his work, mostly his Super Mario drawings, in the present, he's doing this.
The bear looks like a kirby character, you MOCKarina of time.
Being a fat fuck is hard, you know!
Hudson Perry
Damn not even the drawfag can muster up a smile for his drawing of a show.
Anthony Cooper
thiccer around the chests
Blake Green
You are a Fan of the Loud House, you have no right to say shit.
Josiah Watson
lol
Benjamin Brown
Not even Grimphantom can make this show's shitty art style sexy.
Grayson Myers
Dubs confirmed. Imagining Grey Delisle's voice while fapping helps a bit.
Chase Edwards
Isn't there a thread of him on /cow/?
Hunter Clark
Yea it's here
Just need some beef on him
Charles Ross
Here you go, he pissed off someone so bad that they decided to create a single blog post about him on Blogger!