How Do Ugly Grils Get The Dick?

At least draw a picture in MS Paint or something, come on now

ok, let's assume you're a girl.

i'm gonna put myself in your neighbors shoes.
it really depends how fat you are.
some chubbies can be attractive if they have a nice face, but if you're the kind of hairy bitch with 3 chins, 100lbs belly and no ass, its not gonna work.

i would fuck of fat girl but only under certain conditions, the fat has to be in the right places (still has a feminine body, not look like a blob or Michelin guy), pretty face, and a nice pink innie pussy

bullshit

Think a much younger Rosie O'Donnell if she were a hapa.

I have good hygiene, but that's about it. I'm shaped like a pumpkin on legs because of my height and weight.

Thing is, all my high school friends are getting engaged to some grade B-A stock, and they're all fucking hideous, some of them worse off than I am, and I just fucking don't get it.

Lose weight ya pig.

pics of body?

Eh yo, listen. My dick is hard and I'd fuck you right now if I could.

Full on just blast you with cum.

No face necessary. Let us see dem titties pls.

I want to jerk my load to them.

Depends what you want. If it's a long-term thing, you'll have to become prettier or prove your worth in some other way (get money, develop skills, etc.). Losing weight will probably be the easiest route to take.

If all you want is to fuck the guy, you can probably just roll on over to his house and ask. If he doesn't already have someone hotter that he's tied up with, he might stick you once or twice just for the lulz. Beats jacking off in any case. Warm him up with a beej if you must.

Might consider not making a habit of it though. If you're feeling unloved now, just imagine how much worse it'll be if you're a whore too.

honestly 95% of guys will fuck anyone, just try and fuck him if it doesn't work out who cares

post your slit.

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2 hours of active swimming 3 days a week can make you less of a blob in 2 months if you eat right
but really if you want an accurate determination post your naked body from the neck down and we can assess you
its fine tbh we're all dead here

those animals cant love you tbh
should only have pets to accompany your children tbh

have you fucked your dog, like other fat women do?

How many pics do you have named suicide, user?

Anyway, fucking lose weight. Fat is basically every man's biggest turn off. Stop being fat and there will be very few men who will reject you.

Pic related, it's you in five years.
Why don't you try exercising, might help a bit. You're literally just saying "I want x but to get x I need to do y but I don't want to do y to get x so I will suffer for all eternity"
Take it from someone who started exercising after three years of anxiety, depression and never leaving the house, the earlier you start the quicker you'll get better.
now go exercise you fat piece of shit or you'll just end up like a big pile of blubber used for nothing but people laughing at you

Fellow fatfag here, feel your pain.

In the process of losing weight, next all I have to do is somehow become rich.

Exercising isn't half as important as just eating right.

Or really, just eating less, calorie-wise.

OP, see how many calories a person like you (age, height) burns while neutral and plan out a weekly diet that leaves you with a caloric deficit between 3,500-7,000 calories. You'll lose weight and not have to lift a finger.

All pocket sized puppers; apartment won't allow big guys.

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Still not setting foot inside a gym though, they're all packed with 8-9 Stacies with all the condescension to match, and I'm not equipped to deal with that nonsense right now.

if you and other women could seperate your ego from your flesh you wouldnt be so much of a joke tbh
who gives a shit what some woman you dont know thinks of you
if they're there to look good and be condescending then imagine how shallow their existence is
get your fat ass to a 24 hour gymnasium and get a routine in action

You don't need the gym for exercise. Eat right (cut back on SUGAR above all else, dietary fat is not really a problem) and go for a walk/jog in the morning.

Shit really? I didn't know that. OP should definitely cut down on the snacks though, which for a fat person is going to be difficult given their stomach has adjusted.

Fuck gyms in the ass. Just go to your nearby field, run around it. If you feel uncomfortable doing that then get a friend. Buy a treadmill for home use.
Or just follow what this guy says
Keep doing all this for a year or so and you'll be somewhat attractive in size unless your face a potato

are you black or latino?

Chink/kraut mongrel.

Nice quads. You deserve a good dicking.
Lose some fucking weight and you'll have plenty of dicks coming your way.

this tbh

It's true. I'm a fat fuck and lose about 2 lbs a week, sometimes more, on a diet that has me eating about 1400 cal per day, sometimes a hair less. This includes a 'cheat day' where I gorge myself on all of humanity's most garbage food.

I'm fat enough and big enough that I burn 2200/day or more just by existing, so I can get away with a decent amount eaten and still lose weight. What works for me isn't necessarily going to work for a teenager woman, so she'll have to do a little bit of reading and adjust her intake accordingly.

Not a teen, nigger.

Oh, forgot to mention that if your calories are basically still junk food like mine, you may end up having to take fiber supplements. Your butthole will thank you.

Whatever. Still a female, still shorter, still will almost certainly have to eat fewer calories accordingly.

Anyway, off-topic. If you lack the willpower to lose weight, you can still get dicked if you take the initiative. He might not want to hang on to you but if you make yourself available to be used, he might take you up on it.

To be honest, it'd be better if OP just got some guy to help her probably not even a girl with losing weight, it'd be better too seeing as she won't post a picture to see what we're dealing with. Don't know how expensive these people are though, a trip to the doctors might help too, see what they think.
I've never had to deal with this so I'm probably just spouting bullshit

Yeah, it would probably be healthier I'll admit. If she's anything like me, though, "health" isn't the aim, "not obese" is and it's far easier to achieve.

tits

Ah ok, you don't even need to lose all the weight really, just make sure you're either thin or thicc. Thicc in the right places otherwise you're still just a fat piece of shit though.
pic related is sexy as fug

I'd have to grow a vagina first, but I guess it's worth a shot

thems breeding hips

Nope, not curvy at all. When I said, pumpkin, I meant pumpkin.

a blob on candy corn legs is only gonna attract vultures tbh

tits
and lose some fucking weight, you degenerate slob of a human being. in what universe do you expect a hot male who takes care of himself to launch himself on your fat, uncared body?

right amount of calories and exercise.
it is that simple.

ketogenic diet

high fat, low carb intake. conditions your body in to burning fat for energy opposed to carbs

a parallel one

from ugly boys

Heh, and the guy I'm after is some 6'5 or so brick shithouse. Did I mention I barely break five foot?

lolis are hot

too bad you're not flat by any stretch of the imagination

nice dubs

then he is out of your league.. for now. how does he get in your league?
start by losing weight and giving yourself a healthy lifestyle.

if you were underweight you'd be a lot happier tbh

what is this all about? U r a fat little ugly girl? Do u have anything pretty in u?

being underweight isnt good either

OP, have you considered paying him

My face isn't so bad, I guess. If it weren't swollen.

pics would help
stop being fat
uggos get dicked by uggos

WONT POST PICS ON A ANONIMOOSE FORUM??? WAAAAT!!!!111
Just fucking some clothed pics of yourself. The worst that can happen is we roast you and you become better for it.

Also
Is maybe probably right if you have good facial structure. Just starve yourself while doing glute/leg exercises to maintain some of the muscle.

underweight as a flat chested asian loli?
1/4 of white guys would marry it the rest would definitely bone it at least once

Bitch fucking everyone has an iphone with a camera these days.

Lose weight, and talk to him every now and then, hint that you're into getting tied up and kinky shit, hint that you don't need a long term relationship Because you're a degenerate tranny

Ye' but, my Galaxy has a fried micro port, can't charge it.

Being underweight has health concerns just as much as being overweight does

Trust me on this. I used to be a speed addict and I lost so much weight I was begging to gain some back.

I dont do the shit anymore and Im much happier for it.

oh I know
but they're health concerns you fix by just eating however you feel like for normal non-drug addicts

How fast did you go, dubsman?

Fatty here (not OP), I'd take underweight in a heartbeat. At least you can still get laid and not want to kill yourself all the time.

Forgot to mention it was Op I was directing that at. Whoops.

breeding hips best hips

Do squats and other shit to make you curvy then, seriously if you lost a lot of weight you'd be a super small thin girl, with the right amount of exercise you could bring out the curves. That's literally the best body in all of the universes. this guy gets it, be a grown loli and you're set for life. also post pics like the other people keep saying it'd actually help us help you

That's because you were a fucking junkie you degenerate fuck.

I've been spooky skeleton all my life, I've recently put on a little muscle but have higher body fat percentages and it feels disgusting.

yeah i do squats
Im borderline morbidly obese according to my bmi but ive got an ass I know some women would kill for im a guy

Stop making excuses for tf is wrong with you. You know why you can't get boned? It's because you have no initiative. You can't even post a picture of yourself.

Squats don't work for everybody. Especially body weight squats. A lot of time it will just work thighs.

Yeah I can understand that, to an extent. What you're really supposed to do is gain muscle at that point. That's a much healthier weight to put on

over 9000

Im KHV, but Im also MGTOW. Im not overweight, not ugly by any means. Just horrendously anxious in social situations and I am terrible at communicating. Idgaf about women at this point. I have my hands

The point remains. Underweight is as bad as overweight, depending on how severe it is

then do barbell squats

I do barbell squats for reiteration
recommend not to do them when you're tired and alone
almost broke my goddamn neck one time with it

its actually recommended to be a tad overweight. Not super fat as fuck, but like a little extra weight over normal. I'd say 5-10 lbs sounds about right

Then you have thicc as fuck thighs, sounds good to me. thicc ass and thighs plus a tiny body master race though

How would I have the willpower or confidence to go after Chad if I end up getting bullied by a board of sociopaths, beforehand?

Post pics, faggot.

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You knew what you were doing before you posted.

Now post some tits already, don't care if they're ugly. You can blur out the face if you want. We've already given you tons of primo advice.

post pics still faggot

Listen OP, I'm going to bed now. I know you're hesitant to post tits but if I don't see some gross pumpkin boobies when I wake up tomorrow afternoon, I'll be very upset with you

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You can't. Chad will not fuck you. Resign yourself to this and develop a fetish centred around imagining the better women that he is fucking.

NTR?
quality taste my good sir

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por favor?

Rape is a better thing to watch. I like the screaming. It's weird but it's exciting NTR is just dull and cuck porn a shit.
in other news a good way of losing weight may be to be continuously raped for a year or so, OP, you there? where do you live?

Get out.

I like rape too but they're generally too grainy to even properly enjoy
where do you get access to your personal selection?

You mean real shit? Nah, I'd feel really bad for that. hentai is where it's at, they actually scream nicely and shit. western actresses just sound like they're enjoying it unless you find a decent 1980's rape porn. Rare though.
I did once find a rape thread on Holla Forums and enjoyed it, probably because they all were non-white. I don't seem to care about non-whites for some reason, it's kinda weird. If you do want some decent stuff to use the dark web or something, might need to pay though.

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If you can't find any decent ones you're not looking hard enough, there was one where this dude walks into a school with his freezy time watch thing and rapes everyone and they don't just start enjoying it after a few minutes, tears, screaming everything. It's great. Unless you're not into animated porn.

OP should post tits tbh
pumpkin tits

like so

You need to ask Bill Cosby about this.

4U

Go away hamplanet OP

"tits" is the plural form of "tit", meaning the combination of two of the female breasts in combination.
"1" or "one pair of tits" would be correct, or 1 tit per answer.

Thank me later

Well, how big is your dick OP? Or should I say "feminine penis"?

OP, i had a side chick that was a total uggo. Fat, and such. It wasnt a problem cause she was a bootycall/girl that did stuff my gf wouldnt.

So if youre ok with being a side woman that eats ass and gets treated like a fucktoy its ez

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If you're that fat it might be a lost cause. I have fucked girls who are not pretty, and I have fucked girls who are a little chubby, but I have never fucked a fat ugly girl. Also make sure he's not some moral faggot who doesn't sleep around.

This is why most fat girls are single. They think they deserve chads and ignore the attention of other men who aren't handsome. Get your fat ass to the gym and you'll get asked out more.

Top kek
You don't. Welcome to the club. And I'm not just saying that because all grills hate each other
…Unless you are one of those really fat but bossy, aggressive and loud bitches. Those can be seen with all sorts of chads and such, at least here. But, you're on Holla Forums, so I can bet my life savings that your social skills are not up to par.
Accept the sad reality, or lose wight/get a liposuction/plastic surgery if you really want his dick that bad, but chances are that it will still all fail, or it will be a huge disappointment, because normalfags are cunts.

But WHY are you friends with them to begin with?

also this tbh
the normalfags might as well be a different species all together

Confidence goes a long way, use it.
Hobble over to his house and say. "Hi chad I *hnnnng (weez) *hnnng need your help, can I come in? Let me suck your dick and I'll make you dinner." Then you talk over dinner and that will lead to sex.

xxy have a penis OP

Seriously, confidence. I can't stress it enough.
If he turns you down you can call him gay and no guy wants to be called gay.
If that doesn't work, rip your dress and bra, then, call the cops and say he tried to rape you

I really wonder how girls that browse Holla Forums look.
To be on here there's a desperation level to reach that implies you are either, or a combination of:
How many of those are right?

look up Klinefelter syndrome which op is claiming to have.

that's a second girl i believe

btw while looking that syndrome up i found this pic which made me chuckle, so i made a quick edit

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no we're not, halfchan got more cancerous after we left, we escaped the cancer

i know i was only teasing, halfchan looks like fucking reddit now

Just don't be fat and wear makeup to cover your ugly fucking face. It's not that hard for a girl to get laid.

yep most boards on 4chinks shit now, except for some niche boards

Change your diet and start doing light weightlifting.

Brown rice, black beans, split peas, and lentils should form the basis of your diet. Add all the butter or oil you like. You will wind up eating much less when your food is high fat, and it will prime your body to burn stored fat. Cheese is good in any amount, as are peanuts and mixed nuts. If you find yourself snakcing because you are bored rather than hungry, go for the carrots and celery. That will let you go through the motions of eating without taking in calories.

If you eat cereal, switch to bran flakes. Don't add sugar.

Also eat lots of non-starchy veggies. Fruits and berries for desert. Stop drinking alcohol.

Remember that human willpower is a limited resource, so you should make yourself WANT to eat these things. If there is something you really like eating but is terrible for you, tell yourself that you can have something else that is better for you (preferably from this list) in unlimited amounts until the cravings go away. Within a few weeks you won't feel like you want those things anymore. Then you can move on to the next thing.

If you like soda, switch to diet, or better, coffee with heavy whipping cream (NOT creamer) in it. Avoid sweetener if you can, even the no-calorie stuff fucks up your metabolism.

If you do this, you will slim down before you know it, and you will be primed to remain slim. Since you used very little willpower to do this, you will have plenty left over to do your exercising, and for anything else that will improve your life.

Best of luck.

Did he died?

Nah, he's fine.

think human pizza
thats the height he was at

Whew, load off my mind.

I imagine 1/100 looks good,for a regular person.

if you are implying that you are a fatso you can either find a guy who has a fetish for your type or slim down. Maybe there is a chubby guy who would be more suited to you or a cuck who is so desperate that he did not even care about what kind of female he would get

good luck anyways

This shit is worse than halfchan.

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have you tried talking to him?

What kind of kinky things would you be up for? The further you go into weird fucked up fetishes, the more hot guys will be willing to settle for anything vaguely female.

Would you be willing to let a guy take total control of your toilet usage and force you to wear and use diapers?
Would you be up for pretending to be a 4 year old, with the threat of a harsh spanking every time you try to act older?
Would you wear a remote controlled vibrator and allow a guy to force you to orgasm multiple times in public?

Oh, and take the advice about fixing your diet. The keto diet works, but even just cooking your own meals from scratch using fresh ingredients would be a good start.

It's all about using more calories than you intake.
You can eat some junky bullshit like Cheetos if you work your ass off exercising and be fine.

You don't even have to exercise. Just eat less Cheetos in a day than the calories you expend on subsistence.

No. The reason humans get fat is a failure of the body's automatic regulatory mechanism which makes you feel full when you've eaten enough and hungry when you need more calories.
That failure is caused by eating shit food. If you eat shit food, you will continue to be excessively hungry. You might be able to overcome that hunger with sufficient willpower, but you're still making things harder for yourself for no good reason.

I'd give you pity dick tho

Pathetic. Reddit may be more your speed

Not so subtle. This is very open beta orbiting we are witnessing.

And pointing it out (not just quietly realizing and moving on) is what exactly?

STOP GIVING THIS OVERWEIGHT FAGGOT RPING AS A GIRL REPLIES YOU DUMB FUCKS

Everyone deserves a (You), user, even (You). This universe is too cruel as it is.

Letting you all know how much of a faggot you all are individually. Now head on back to halfchan, young one, where everyone who claims they are a grill actually is and op will actually deliver.

You are a gay.

Admittedly, it'd take a lad with quite the shit ton of patience to put up with my temperament, and I'm the kind of person who likes winding people up just for the hell of it.

Because then it'd just be me and I ever-growing collection of animals, and we all bloody fucking 'well know how that turns out, I'm already staring to feel the affects. I just wish they'd talk about ANYTHING other than their damned kids for a change. Feels bad, man.

Can't really chalk this up to normalfaggotry though; plenty of dicks I still wouldn't take if I were paid. Basically anyone under 6'. I'm kidding, but not by that much; manlets truly are disgusting, and there's just no tip-toeing around that sad fact.

Reminds me, I kinda' hoped I might get some, like, PUA strats for fuckless roasties. Dieting tips are all fine 'n' dandy, but I probably could've figured out "lose some weight you fat pig" on my own.

Not exclusively, though, what I've got is much scarier than that, and you will never know, but you could probably guess.

It's harder than you think.
Y tho?

Well, I've always liked the idea of getting suspended off the ground, supported by only a dick and getting spun around like a lathe or something, because I'm really small. I don't know if that's physically viable though, even if I wasn't too fat.

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little disappointed, Holla Forums. I expected this to die at .

so you have both?

Wew, no, thank god. I was kinda LARPing, I used to have a clit that may as well have been a dick, but I got that treated a long while back, with some measure of success.

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fag

post before and after

God damn virgins man.

GET THE FUCK OUT SUCCUBI WHORE REEEEE
>IMPLYING ANY STUD WOULD EVER FUCK A ZERO SELF CONFIDENCE, SUICIDAL GREASY FAT MESS OF A HUMAN BEING EVEN IF SHE WAS INDEED A SHE
>IMPLYING FUCKING A 20 INCHES BLACK DILDO IS NOT YOUR BEST OPTION, GRANTED YOUR KNEES ARE EVEN ABLE TO SQUAT AND GET UP AGAIN UNDER YOUR BODY FAT
source: i turn down girls on a regular basis

Shocking objective truth: spoopy skelingtions will always be sexier than fatties.
I'm not super skinny, 170, 6'1.
Diet is huge, no more high sugar, high carb, high salt foods. Eat less than you burn and eat fresh foods and whole grain breads. I started getting diet together years ago and started working out consistently 3 months ago.

Now I am shaped up and far better.

try and steal his wi-fi then find out his taste in hentai

I'm under no delusions that tasteful makeup is "easy." That's why I, unlike most of the faggots on this shitty website, have respect for a woman who can pull it off. It really is an art form.
I think of it kinda like painting a picture, except the canvas is your own fucking face and you have to do it in front of a mirror. And there's a finer line between "extravagant" and "obnoxious."

Also, place obligatory "tits or gtfo" comment here.

ahahaha nigga i could knock you out twice before you touch the floor hahaahah

What did she mean by this

Fucking summerfags, I swear…

Tits or GTFO

The faggot claims to not own a camera.

Female psychology, everyone.

this

the worse thing is PRETENDING she needs to fuck him
pussy ain't a sex ticket

Oh, fuck off you greasy skid. I was being more or less facetious, and it's not like you're gonna' be dicking about with just any old 'gushing granny, no matter how fuck-ugly you might be.

OP show us your body shape i'm in the mood for body horror

Part of living a happy life is being honest with what you can obtain. A 6'5 dude who wants to be a fighter jet pilot will never be able to fit in the cockpit. A 4 foot XXY "woman" will never be able to get any cockpit. Just accept it and move on with your life / end it.

/thread

I wish life gave me a charachter select prompt.

Well life isnt fair nor a video game sweetie :3
Life is more like a game of poker. You get what you are dealt and you gotta make the best of it.

Nope, fuck that, fuck you. I'm gonna' lose weight and get dicked, even if I have to pay, and if it turns out I'm infertile, well, kids are shit anyways. There's always IVF or something.

if i didn't picture you like a lovecraftian horror i'd get the beginning of a boner

Please

If you post your address and a picture here I am sure there is an user willing to fuck you.

This

Or any black man. They'll fuck anything. Even other men.

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This is Holla Forums. 90% of us are degenerates,9% are cross traffic from Holla Forums and 1% is Anti-gayJ Styles.

There are some legit cool guys out there that i know that used to be regarded as average joes, found an average girl, and lost a shitload of weight, so the girl found herself wth a bf way out of her range.

Where I'm at, I wouldn't even know where to go to find a nigger. Feels good.

Yeah, but when you get to 27 and you've never had a guy look twice at you since grade 7, 'start to get a little nervous, eh?

post address already so you can get spit roasted by two retarded guys from Holla Forums and receive about 8 pizzas as a homage

you could always rape him. Depending on where you are the odds are stacked in your favour, especially in the UK. Doesn't matter if you're a landwhale or not, rape always works. In the UK pretty much only men can rape because it is defined as penetration, so unless you stick your feminine penis up his arse you're good. You can always play the "or you keep fucking me or I'll call the cops and say you raped me." Women have it much easier raping since you don't need a van or drugs for that matter. A friendly attitude and some drinks at a bar are more than enough. Befriend him then rape him.
t. dude that was raped in London. Never going back there again.

Hypothetically speaking, where would one go if they were looking to get raped by something other than a mud, nog or bean? For all the problem glasses' pissing and moaning about a fucking white male rapist around every corner, I couldn't make a guess at where that kind of shit actually goes down.

kek

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look at all these faggots answering to this and didnt even demand tits and timestamp. you all are fucking retarded cucks.

Sweet Jesus, holy fuck.

user we know if such a place existed you would be going there willingly.
I wonder the legality of making a real life "rape alley" with volunteers.

What's there to see?

Barely a lower torso, it's like his legs connect directly to the abdomen area.

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I think they are looking at the baggy pants that look like he has a cock hanging in there

Post your tits first.

shut your mouth and post your tits.

It's a lose/lose for me, I get nothing out of being more of an attention whore than I already am. I've already got my fill of (You)s from many nice and helpful anons, comfy af, no need to ruin it with a bunch bullyposts.

You can kind of make out the outline of his nads because he's got his pants yanked up too high.

SAGE because this shitty thread needs to die. Also, I think I'm gonna' try asking Chad out for coffee or something tomorrow, if I can catch him. He'll probably say no, but whatever.

Bring a plastic bag and tell him you like breathplay.
He gets to hide your face and you get to die with a Chad inside of you.
win/win right?

Dear fucking god, this thread is such terrible bait, but at least get your story straight. Are you claiming to have been born with a penis or not? XXY people usually have penises and are considered more or less male (because penis) but fairly androgynous and usually sterile. Do you have Klinefelter's or not? Is your vaginal opening sealed shut or not? Show us a picture if it looks ambiguous. Your face won't need to be in it, but a goddamned timestamp better be.

XXY. No wee wee, unfortunately, just an engorged (protruding) clitoris that I've managed to reduce with phys therapy, hormone treatment and surgery.
No, just a hideous, globular female. Maybe a bit blocky, but it's hard to make out my true build under all the blubber.
God, I hope not. How else will I spoil Chad's Norwegian (I think) seed with my hapa genes, and do my bit for white genocide?.
I'm not a roastie, if that's what you're getting at. I probably would've an heroed a while back if I were, tbh.
I wasn't fucking about, I don't have a working camera, at least not one I can be bothered to find, and the only digital photos I keep are old goybook stuffs taken five or so years ago.

Goodnight, user, and, of course, thank you for posting.

Why even live?

No one owes you sex, you monster. Either gratefully accept what scraps come your way or work on becoming attractive.
It's not that you're fat necessarily, because fatties get dick. It's your low energy, lazy, bitter and entitled attitude that a healthy dude can smell a mile off. Normal, healthy people are attracted to others who would be suitable to reproduce with, even if having children isn't on their mind.
No one will fuck you unless you make an effort, pay or find someone more repulsive than yourself.

I don't know what kind of story you've been sold, but
XXY is not normally considered female.
Your body was trying to grow a penis because of the Y chromosome, but something stopped it. It sounds like you were a twisted little science experiment for your parents and doctors considering you've already been given "hormone treatment" and surgery. Most XXY individuals identify as male and are attracted to women. You were probably told lies because your parents panicked when you came out weird, probably with ambiguous genitalia that they've never shown you, and they didn't know what to do with you.

I am literally asking if your genitals have an open hole as in a regular female or if they are sealed shut, partially or fully, as in similar to the seam that runs up the scrotum and penis in a regular male. Male and female genitalia are essentially the same biological structure grown in different directions. In regular males the vaginal opening seals shut and the gonads descend safely into the newly created sack. Let's make things more concrete. Do you fucking menstruate? If what you have said so far is true, I really doubt you do. Sounds to me like you were told from a very young age to take on the identity of a female, because you are a highly damaged, incomplete and androgynous male.

I know, but I've always exhibited more female characteristics, especially in regards to my genitalia. The enlarge clit only developed after during/after puberty.
Open, innie.
Yes.

If you're a fat bastard that's probably your problem, so go get >>>/fit/. By the way weight loss comes from diet more than exercise, but if you're a fat bastard and you diet without exercise you will get fugly stretch marks, so do both.

Seriously, getting >>>/fit/ will help.

lower standards, open legs

But >>>/fit/ is dead, like 2 posts a day.

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It seems there is a possibility you may not be lying, but considering how rare this condition is, one of your doctors may have published a case report about you specifically into the medical literature. More than likely, the doctors ruined you metabolically by administering too much estrogen and not enough progesterone, making you fat. If you want advice on losing weight, I'll give it to you provided you try your best to disclose in better detail the hormone treatments you were given (still taking?) and perhaps even the doses you took. But then again, I'm probably making a mistake by bumping this thread. If you're someone who actually needs help, I'll take a chance, I guess.

Everyone tells me this but I don't know how to wear pants another way.
AREN'T THEY SUPPOSED TO BE SNUG ON THE ASS AND SNUGLY WRAPPED AROUND THE WAIST WITH A BELT?

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If you actually give a shit about relationships, not even just romantic ones, just any you should try taking care of yourself.
Brush you hair, take showers, go to the gym loose weight (but leave it in the places that matter ;^)) and you're practically a shoe in.
Otherwise just die alone like the rest of us.

Lmao I meant brush your teeth not hair.
But if you're female then yeah, that too.

Hai Holla Forums I am also a womyn. AMA

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Why are women so gay lol?

Wanna watch netflix and chill with me?
Nothing sexual though, I'm a nice guy.

Fag.

W..why do assholes get all the girls? ;_;

Because you're a fag dude, lol jk bro your cool.
I'm chad, ama.
Well tbh, I'm actually pretty boy tier, but I'm 6'3 and buff. So I technically count as chad.
Ama.

Don't do any of this shit. Instead cultivate a loving personality, don't wear cosmetics, dress like a traditional Holla Forums waifu, and get very fit.

This is not true. If you want to lose or gain weight there is one part of the body you need to focus on and that's the throat. In there are the glands that determine if your body stores away energy at fat or uses the fat converting it into energy. These glands can be influenced by exercise and diet and will love you if you eat a high fat diet with low sugar intake and skip all the processed bullshit and eat like you have the diet of a 1900 farmer. However they're also influenced very aptly by suggestion and the use of thoughtforms. Correct influence in this way will cause you to lose weight no matter what you eat or do. If you're not careful you could become a skellington, so make sure to suggest to yourself that your body will naturally maintain a healthy and stable weight constantly with a high metabolism.

Don't care if faggots don't believe me, this is how I've never been overweight once in my life, while the rest of my family has weight issues.

Hey guys I know who OP is. Here is a picture of that fat cunt.

so…
Dont lose weight, get very fit.
Don't learn to dress fashionably, dress like a traditional Holla Forums waifu
Because those things are definitely mutually exclusive…

The only difference is you say don't wear makeup. I disagree with this, makeup is kinda optional if you have a naturally pretty face. If you're OP, though, it's necessary. And tastefully applied makeup is always a good thing.

Is that Tommy Wiseau?

Not your personal army. lol

And not a single pic of tits was posted that day.

There is no such thing as cosmetics improving the aesthetics of a person's face. At least, not amongst Europeans. Asians are an exception.

Shitty fucking meme, I liked Holla Forums over a decade ago before "not your personally army" became all the newfags excuse to never do anything anymore. NYPA killed Holla Forums's activism. I don't know what you think I expect of you do though? The lolcow I posted is already hated by an army of people from /baphomet/,

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Now, this girl DID go a bit overboard with the makeup, but it is an improvement as far as pure aesthetics goes.
If she toned it down a bit, she could go from a 6 without makeup to a 10 with makeup. She overshot just a tad though and brought herself back down to an 8 aesthetically and about a 5 if you incorporate the "cakeface" mental aspect.

Not your personal army, has always been a part of Holla Forums's rules. That board you listed constantly has people doxxing others. It doesn't mean anything to be or have your doxx listed on that board. It's just butt hurt people looking for an internet army.

No it hasn't been you stupid bitch. You're too much of a newfag to know that though. Why the fuck are you even talking about a personal army in this thread? What do you think I want a bunch of Holla Forumstards to do to you, bitch?

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