Moving into College Dorm in a few days. ==HELP==

Pisses me off every time I see it.

Kill yourself. No, seriously, just fucking kill yourself. Hitler wasn't a fan of disabled individuals. Neither is Holla Forums. If this transition is a problem for you, you're of weak genetics and it would be best if you just killed yourself.

If you don't buy into any of this, you especially need to kill yourself.

arent asian gun laws cucked?

This isn't even 4cuck content.

haha i bet you're paying a lot of money for this privelege too, hope you didn't fall for the loaning jew.

luckily parents are rich and i wont be a dime in debt

Same thing happened to me OP, I just sucked it in and dealt with it, after all it's only a year, after that you can live wherever the hell you want. Although I didn't have to deal with sharing a room or a shared shower room, that's American as fuck.

then suck it up or hang yourself little faggot

Also it turned me into a bit of a crypto-normie. I could never be the outgoing person that normies are but can be around them without creeping them out.

At least he's doing this for himself and not cucking for Israel.

kill yourself or go to /r9k you faggot

Join a frat and live in frat house. When I was in college I joined a frat and we 3 of us ended up fucking one girl at once.

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No anal. It was one in front one in the back. First guy got his dick sucked to ejaculation then the guy who was fucking her from behind when up to her face and I went in behind.

Don't worry little homo, there will be plenty of safe spaces there for you you goddamned crybaby

JFC

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Are you ready to come out an SJW? I've seen many friends go into college fine and then come out regurgitating women's studies talking points.

defintley will not happen to me

This isn't even 4cuck content.

Cuck.

Relax, college is great. Just realize that nearly everything you've read on this website is mostly narrowminded rhetoric repeated by frustrated manlets who scream and throw shit like wild monkeys in the jungle.

Quit being a faggot and get used to doing things around other people and quit crying like a whiny millennial. Either its college or the military so grow a pair of balls.

Should I bring my pc which has everything I've done with the past 4 years of my life on it?

I'm talking games, movies, music, programs, everything.

I don't think I should bring it just incase anyone found out what was on it. I have nothing illegal, just, chan-tier shit that normies would instantly think im a freak for having.

In Australia no one force people to live in college.

Where do you get the impression that Holla Forums is comprised of inferior specimens?
If you hadn't figured it out, most of us came from the 'chon, where it was half hardcore conservatives of one variety or another half chucklefucks who want to play along with the likes of smiley.

Don't bring your fucking pc to college, especially if it's a desktop full of memes and pornography. I bet it's some sperged out gaming rig too. Get a fucking utilitarian laptop and if you're really that addicted to memes(I get it, they're the only things keeping some of you sane) then put them all in a massive truecrypt volume and put it on an external drive.
You're going to be doing homework on it, not playing whatever cancer Holla Forums is pushing these days and shitposting. Also, don't fall into the drinking/smoking/drugs trap. occasional alcohol is normal but being a dudeweedlmao tier idiot is a good way to repel pussy.

Don't bring the pc to College. Can't you just have one bedroom dorm? That way you won't have to share with the roommate.

Oh boy, do I feel sorry for you.
Where I live, it was possible to get a room all for yourself if you paid a bit more. I did that and it made the hell somewhat bearable. Roomates are shit and you should avoid them at all costs, frame him for murder if you have to, but get rid of him, or you won't have an inch of privacy. Ever. So forget about those 4gb of porn, because if you are living with roomate, there will be no happy fappy times to you.
The deal with showers is pretty simple- there are times when they will be empty. As another user said- early or late as fuck, or maybe during the middle of the day- where I lived around 3pm was the perfect shower time, as most people were in lectures.
Toilet stalls are a nightmare- prepare to envision all sorts of human filth. Enormous logs of shit that make the cleaning lady cry because they won't flush, piss everywhere, blood smeared on the walls of the stalls, vomit in the sink, a little turd nugget artistically placed on the flush button- the public bathroom has it all. There is no way around them, but if your room is fairly close to toilet like mine was, you can listen and hear when the whole place is empty and go then.
Also say goodbye to sleep- when normies decide that they are gonna be up all night, better believe that you are gonna be up all night too. They will scream and yell and sing and fuck in the public kitchen and generally make all sorts of horrifying noises. Some drunk fuck might confuse rooms and try to break into yours, so it's better to keep the door locked at all times.
Normies will generally act nice in your face (unless you do something EXTREMELY autistic) but talk mad shit about you behind your back. At least that's how it was in here. If you get good grades, normalfags might flock to you for help, since the lot of them are dumb as shit. Help them for a price, or don't help them at all, otherwise there will be no end to them. And if you help them and they act nice to you in return, make no mistake- they don't like you, they just find you useful. Don't trust them, they're all cunts.
Good luck, user, I have almost made it through uni and I can safely tell you- it's definitely not worth it.

Make sure to take the piss jugs from your room WITH YOU. There are no piss jugs provided by facilities or school management. I had to learn this the hard way.

Just kidding. I never lived in a dorm. I still live with my parents. I'm 24.

thank you very much for your reply.
I think the worst part for me is definitely going
to be the shared bathroom. fuuuuuuuck

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this

I fully expect you to drop out like a decent human being within the semester OP.

For fuck sake go live in the woods for the duration. If you're NEET ass survives you'll come out smarter, wiser, and stronger than anyone at the shithole that is KSU

>>>/r9k/

He said his parent paid for his college.

What are you studying?

The good news are that you'll get used to it with time. Well, most of it.
Bring some good anti bacterial soap with you and try not to touch the filth.
Once Ebola Chan spreads her wings, people living in dorms will be among the first to go

probably gonna do computer engineering or veterinarian science

Go for that, it's white as fuck.

yes. ksu in general is white as fuck. kansas in general is white as fuck.

That is fuckin' good m8! I hope they stay white and make sure your state don't get too comfy.

Kek sucks fam.

3 years ago I wanted to go to a dorm to be around people my age.

Now I know better.

Do you feel like telling a story about the dorm normies?

I'm saying I'm glad I didn't end up going to a dorm. I've been around college normies for the past 2 years and they are the goodest of goys.

Sorry for the late reply. Good for you but I am sorry that you have to deal with good goyes.

Most colleges require first 2 years on campus (dorms) so the autistic little fucks can concentrate on studying (what you actually go to college for)
and not finding a place to rent buying food cooking it etc
It is a 50/50 chance your new roomie will be a complete fuck wad mine was a complete asshole that I totally hated within a month.
Good news though after first semester you can usually swap rooms and roomies I swapped to a more normal rich ass burger.
I can tell you are a weenie little fuck that don't into sports OMFG they have a giant shower for everyone so what I did that for years in HS gym and sports.
College has tons of shit you can do besides sit your scared ass in your dorm room like every night movies all kinds of crap at the student union bowling probably have weekly lectures from SJW's or visiting genius niggers like cornel west etc. If you are truly Holla Forums tier you can view those as sporting events and practice asking innocent freshman dweeb questions that trigger the fuck out of them and destroys their narrative. I could see great fun in that regard.
Women there will be a ton of them as vast and as far as the eye can see pick one and go for it she will be just as lonely and fucked out of sorts as you are. Then you will have a little respite from the troglodyte asshole roomie you are constantly trying to escape from

GOOD LUCK SUCKER