ITT: Funny ways to say "penis"

pewnis
nenis

...

benin

renin

pinon
bapnis

bepis

BOOPIN'

Maisie has a benin :-DDDD

ponos

bhenus in bhagine :DDDDD

...

tetris

penin

MALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN

tenis

male sexual reproduction organ

peris

peunis

panos

dysnomia

ponis

pemis

chinko

chinko

menis

peener

bipis

pipis

pen0r

pinor

prenis

preniz

pee pee wee wee

prinor

prepip

best post

priror

this is a real old-fashioned Holla Forums thread

brinis
how many ppl is there aside from me

I bring the painis

bebis

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bebib

pinis

sinis

brepis

brebib

pirnor

pipip

benignimg

qipip

brepis

bebing

zuniq

zenis

xenia

brinus
fuck getting harder

NENIN

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onis

brenis

monis

pelip

monos

peeeeeeniz

Perrier

haha Pennis Gillette

Peen gellis

binnis

peener

bibib

prunus

bbbbb

plenis

brinuses

breris

...

phinus

Belis

phrinor

blelil

phriner

peebus

just realize theres quints itt

also phinus

blibib

phiphus

blible

pripus

rirus

preenus

sinus

cosinus

lelil

pinpin

another great one
philip

nice
richard (get it?)

dick

weenus

peenus

breenus

greenus

venus

grievous

tetanus
its amazing that its been 1.5 hours since this is started

kneenus
I have not had this much fun in months.

Prepis
Where did you get that snazzy picture

also queenis

[spoiler]me too
also wtf Trying to get property of non-object /srv/http/post.php:1045[/spoiler]>>7100103

elil
I must go, keep up the good fight

peeneen

the .gif
also my last post got fucked up

bryonus
ok bye

benor

SCHLONG

A penis (plural penises or penes /-niːz/) is the primary sexual organ that male animals use to inseminate sexually receptive mates (usually females and hermaphrodites respectively) during copulation. Such organs occur in many animals, both vertebrate and invertebrate, but males do not bear a penis in every animal species, and in those species in which the male does bear a so-called penis, the penes in the various species are not necessarily homologous. For example, the penis of a mammal is at most analogous to the penis of a male insect or barnacle.
The term penis applies to many intromittent organs, but not to all; for example the intromittent organ of most cephalopoda is the hectocotylus, a specialised arm, and male spiders use their pedipalps. Even within the Vertebrata there are morphological variants with specific terminology, such as hemipenes.

In most species of animals in which there is an organ that might reasonably be described as a penis, it has no major function other than intromission, or at least conveying the sperm to the female, but in the placental mammals the penis bears the distal part of the urethra, which discharges both urine during urination and semen during copulation.

weenie

why, my peanus weenus of course :)

hahah!

it's my weeeeeenus peanus! hahah :)

ITT: Funny ways to say "penis" - my answer, of course, my peanus weenus :D

hahaha!

wiener
pee pee
fireman
schlong
meat
dong
D
stick

pee gun

Baby Maker
Deflowering Tool

D

Dick
Johnson

Pepsi

pilila
p-boy
pontius pilate
|(vagina)|

hugh mungus

peperidge farm

da rooosder :-DDDDD

descartes

Beepeenoos

américain poulet sauce blanche

cumsickle

Penor is pretty good.

"Dick" and "cock" are the two worst. Unoriginal, unfunny and gross.

(checked)
suck my cock

el peñor

bagina

The Manhood

genghis

blintis

penizzle

dribus

phrinus

pingas

preegas

p0n0s

binus

Pepe

peenier

4 inches

pic same

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prongus

Rigg

peenis

Nice OC

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Damn. Now I feel like I let sempai down.

Vagina

bepis

pesis

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