hello Holla Forums how do i get gf
here are my specs
Hello Holla Forums how do i get gf
Ian Parker
Aiden King
rent a hooker
Kevin Thompson
Interested in answers to this as well for unspecified reasons.
Caleb Martinez
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Jose Jenkins
Post pics
Asher Morgan
you're not a 3DPD
you can't get sex without money, or being really, really hot
Andrew Gonzalez
you may have my eye
James Gomez
save up
Thomas Wright
There is no hope. Become enlightened and rise above the rest, you will prevail.
James Bailey
i cant because i pay my rent
Grayson Flores
Save money.
Buy magazine with sluts in it.
Call all the sluts until success.
Hunter Sullivan
Move out and into a cardboard box. Get pity sex.
Aaron Hernandez
I wanna cum in your eye socket op
also rate my wife
Zachary Wood
0 Achmed
Carson Morris
What a fucking slut, probably gets nigger dicks inside her on a daily basis.
Aiden Garcia
would fuck / 911
Adrian Rodriguez
my ex was from philippines she was also a slut though
Kayden Hall
Stop being Pedophiles
Caleb Hill
do the opposite
Jack Roberts
Find you another broke dude. You can become buddies and start swapping bjs and buttfucking. Problem solved
Ian Edwards
This user knows whats up.
Christopher Gonzalez
my specs:
Gavin Myers
Sell car, pay hooker.
Jason Sanchez
I would do this but OP smells
William Nelson
You have a car and a download?
Jaxson Collins
sell car, pay hooker
Thomas Myers
driver's
license
a license to drive a vehicle
Caleb Fisher
Underage faggot still living with his parents detected
Dylan Garcia
my specs:
How do I get a gf Holla Forums?
Camden Robinson
kidnap someone, not moral but it is your only option (aside from fixing you life, which probably isn't worth 2 mins of puss if you haven't already done it)
Thomas Garcia
im 19 and go to community college
they pay my gas and insurance
Xavier Hill
sell body, become hooker
Aaron Rivera
what are you "majoring" in? Waste management?
Alexander Thompson
geology
Robert Lewis
hello Holla Forums how do I get a bf without alerting my gf.
Here are my specs:
Ryan Cruz
go on business trip, attend gay bar, pick up guys.
Repeat until ready to come out of closet.
enjoy.
Christopher King
never gonna happen faggot
Jordan Reyes
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Josiah Peterson
how do u have apartment if u have no money?
Jason Bennett
government pays for it.
Austin Bell
wait u can do that? do u have adhd or autism or some shit?
Wyatt Sanchez
just slam your head into a wall and start doing tulpamancery and the government will give you money because they think you're insane
Colton Davis
oh so you pay with your welfare check, you must live in a shitty apartment then. because i only get 200 a month
Wyatt Long
Nah, OP is flagged as Finland, they have good benefits systems for the unemployed there.
They pay your rent and shit as long as you are looking for work.
Connor Wright
Are you high ?
Adam Thomas
$200 a month?
fuck me, bottom tier britfag, £500 a month
Dylan Clark
well thats because the dollar is more valuable.
Adrian Campbell
what the fuck is a tv license i heard theyre a thing in bongland
Bentley Myers
A fee you have to pay the BBC to watch live TV.
Logan Taylor
my specs
having a gf wont make your life any better
proof: mine is fucking awesome
Michael Hall
So it's just a normal subscription I thought it was some orwellian type shit. They don't go knock on your door if you don't have one right?
Camden Sullivan
Nope, only if you nick their services without paying.
Alexander Garcia
to clarify a little
They send letters to every house assuming you watch live TV, a phone call, email or letter saying "nope I ton't" and they'll fuck off.
If you ignore it or don't pay long enough, they can threaten to take you to court, but without proof they can't do shit, and you can always just say "I don't use it"
Jacob Powell
Fuck you, nigger, I'll be who I want to be
William Martin
Of course you can be a 6'3 girl! you'll just die young and alone
Cameron Martin
Dude. You should not be a virgin. Wtf are you doing?
Youth is wasted on the young.
Go get laid asshole.
Jonathan Davis
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t. I would personally say that you need to kill yourself, my friend.
Ian Lopez
three 8 oz glasses of bleach. The smell will go away. You will be fucked, so you virginity dissapears. and everything else will not matter.
Gavin Walker
FUCKING NORMAL FAG GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD GOD FUCKING DAMN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jaxon Jones
Tom? is that you?
Jaxon Cruz
You could start just by not having pictures of some dickgirl loli fucking and cumming insede some poor pregnant girl on your computer.
Bentley Hernandez
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Nicholas Nelson
what do you want a gf for?
Nathan Jenkins
user's real eyes.
Luis Bell
You don't get a gf. You're a genetic dead-end. Be happy your genes won't pollute the gene pool.
Lincoln Turner
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Asher Rogers
You can try buying one from e-bay