How do I become the loli?
How do I become the loli?
tittie skittles and a time machine
I have these things.
What do I do now?
kys and reincarnate
check em
I'd do that, but I don't have enough time.
Call Obama
Too expensive to call long distance
It's a secret!
FTFY
kys and hope you reincarnate as a cute loli
oh? you don't know? when we die it isn't the end lmao, we just start over. its like a video game but "real".
Doesn't work, I just tried and I basically restarted as myself
A little too much like a video game
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It hurts so much that I can't be one
You have 8ch, you're not alone.
Why did God do this?
Why didn't he allow us to become the lolis?
ask >>>/fringe/ they might know
Lolis will be made illegal and killed
jap nigga weirdo
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Satou Lily is not a loli or even PTP anymore. She is a healthy adolescent with a healthy adolescent sex drive.
Suck a LOT of COCK
Wear SKIRTS
Be CUTE
Hyperdimensionally create a vivid astral body and METAMORPHOSE
Become a huge cum-slut for Onii~Chan and have a thicc ass. Catchphrase encouraged, not required.
checked
lol you want to be the opposite gender and tiny af?
i would def smash
I killed myself again and now I respawned as myself again.
Am I fucked Holla Forums?
You're fucking retarded is what you are. You didn't take enough pills, you only fell asleep!
I think it's too early in history to actually become a loli in your lifetime, unless you call chopping off your dick and being delusional "becoming a loli." You could lucid dream to get little doses between waking hours, maybe even put yourself in a coma to dream full time. Last resort, you could always take these upstanding anons' advice: