How do I become the loli?

How do I become the loli?

tittie skittles and a time machine

I have these things.
What do I do now?

kys and reincarnate

check em

I'd do that, but I don't have enough time.

Call Obama

Too expensive to call long distance

It's a secret!

FTFY

kys and hope you reincarnate as a cute loli
oh? you don't know? when we die it isn't the end lmao, we just start over. its like a video game but "real".

Doesn't work, I just tried and I basically restarted as myself
A little too much like a video game

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It hurts so much that I can't be one

You have 8ch, you're not alone.

Why did God do this?
Why didn't he allow us to become the lolis?

ask >>>/fringe/ they might know

Lolis will be made illegal and killed

jap nigga weirdo

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Satou Lily is not a loli or even PTP anymore. She is a healthy adolescent with a healthy adolescent sex drive.

Suck a LOT of COCK
Wear SKIRTS
Be CUTE
Hyperdimensionally create a vivid astral body and METAMORPHOSE

Become a huge cum-slut for Onii~Chan and have a thicc ass. Catchphrase encouraged, not required.

checked

lol you want to be the opposite gender and tiny af?
i would def smash

I killed myself again and now I respawned as myself again.
Am I fucked Holla Forums?

You're fucking retarded is what you are. You didn't take enough pills, you only fell asleep!

I think it's too early in history to actually become a loli in your lifetime, unless you call chopping off your dick and being delusional "becoming a loli." You could lucid dream to get little doses between waking hours, maybe even put yourself in a coma to dream full time. Last resort, you could always take these upstanding anons' advice: