FEMALE CO-WORKERS

this makes my cock hard

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You guys like cartoons? I've never really been into it but have like 1300 images.

maybe nip slips and creepshots?

What are you talking about? People hook up with coworkers all the time. Its not like the have to announce it over an intercom system.

This was also my thought, however I am unsure on the opening.

guess none of the other 5 anons on this board are interested.

Im. A Holla Forums poster so I would go for dinner and a king movie approach. Be wise on who you ask first because the ladies will get tube word around soon after you ask tube first one if the approach is notba success.

*kino

* the not tube
I hate this fucking cellphone sometimes

Thanks for the advice. Main target is qt goth chick if that matters.

I'd also like to point out #3s tits. In all my years I have never seen such a pair. They size and shape is just phenomenal, the proof is in the mirror. Absolutely fantastic.

Sounds good to me bro.

Sort of a normie fetish but hey, we can't all be into rape and ponies can we

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If you've had a rough shift ask if they wanna get a beer. Don't pay for it though they probably made more than you if they're busy. But you can't be sleazy about it or do it too often because then that'll get out and around which will just become a pain in the ass unless you have high turnover with waitresses and no real "lifers" so to speak.

I just wish how I knew not go fucking bat shit in sane with older female co-workers. Those cunts have to go.

Not posting the travis version, shame on you.

Turn over is fairly high however we are finally getting hot ones, so more business. I think the group we have will stick for awhile. I drink on occasion but not at work (we have a bar), as I'm only 20. Thankfully all of our wait staff is

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Drinks are over rated as an approach anyways. Don't worry about it. Dinner and a kino movie is more boyfriend material. And Im assuming you want to see her more then once.

Girls want to watch faggot netflix shit, not kino.

you talk to em dumb ass.

you keep talking.

If you show a person kino that is used to faggot Netflix. They will love you forever. This is well known Holla Forums wisdom.

I just torrent all my shit, does this mean I'm doomed forever?

But the spaghetti man, it goes everywhere.

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If you get to thinking you're doomed forever than yea probably. At the same time at the moment I can't shake the idea of a stereotypical blonde bimbo out of some old movie when I'm thinking about your approach here. The kind where it would be easier to just get a netflix account for the night than have to explain to her about internet piracy and resolutions and various full on Asperger's stuff.
I mean if the chick isn't retarded you're fine, but if they're like some of the chicks I worked with when I was in restaurants then, I usually skirted any topics that might trigger me engaging in a rant entirely.

They are exactly as you'd imagine. It's hard to not get mad when they send back wrong tickets and then I have to remake shit. Maybe I will just get netflix if I don't get flat out rejected.

Don't invite her to your place to pirate shit online. Pay for tickets at the cinema. Damn.

But i I fucking hate jews man, I haven't gone to a theater and paid in atleast 6 years.

One of my co-workers is a giant weeb. Dude showed me his youtube channel and my god its bad. I also kindof thought it was all just satire but nope. People like that are not at all joking.

Yeah. Where there's your problem. Find the most kino movie in theaters right now. ( Guardians of the Galaxy 2) and pay for it. Its not like you are a neet, you said you work 6 days a week. Also dinner because conversation and fliryibg and stuff. Make sure its a eatery /ck/ would approve of.

*flirting

I'm a chef for fucks sake, or is it taboo to cook for the chick at first. I really only dated in highschool and that shit doesn't really count.

Hell. When you ask her even say its for to see guardians of the galaxy. Because that movie is kino. It may impress her all on its own.

I don't come across as the kind of guy to go see guardians of the galaxy 2…. But fuck it, whats the worst that could happen

Well shit. I don't know. If you cook for her its going to be at your place right? Make sure your place is really clean. I would ask about dinner and guardians first. Then if she says yes ask if she would mind if you pick her up and cook for her before the movie or if she would prefer going to a restaurant instead?

Actually scratch that. If she does come to your place she should drive there and then you can drive the two of you to the movie after you make a meal for you two. Otherwise restaurant.

Maybe Ill just ask her if she wants to suck my cock in the walk in freezer. Seems easier

forgot images

Heh

Thanks for your time and advice, gave me a bit to think about.

Good luck.

You can start by not being a gigantic creepy pervert that sees a woman exclusively as a piece of meat.

You have only two options to get a woman to share her body with you.

The first is to use force. Be physically stronger and assert your sovereignty over her.

The second is to make her fall in love with you. Love happens slowly, a subtle time-released addiction to every nuance of your character.

Whichever you find to be more moral behavior is between you and your God. There's no other way to get pussy besides these two types of procedures, though.

Alright Dumbass, I'll teach you what you need to know. Let's assume, for this particular moment, that your're friendly with one of them. Why you are I don't know and I don't care. From now on, you don't engage her. You give the friendly pleasantries when you come in to work. Outside of that you don't talk to her for ANY reason other than work related tasks. And even then you don't say more words than necessary. She tries to engage you, give the shortest answer possible before quickly leaving the situation to focus on a work-related task. Eventually, and by that I mean fairly quickly, she'll be puzzled. If she asks if your're mad at her, you respond that you don't recall saying that. No matter how many times she asks or how agitated she gets, keep denying that there's any reason your're not as chatty with her. Soon enough she'll snap and make a move or give you an opening for a move. That being said: By doing this you are playing with fire. Even the slightest fuck up and you WILL get burned.

I fucking love fire. Thanks, have an ugly fat chick

Well since its clear you won't listen to reason, let me further expand. She has to make the first move. The openings I mentioned? Take those opportunities to evade. Evade her questions, keep denying and keep being aloof. If done right, you'll worm your way into her mind and plant the seeds of attraction. She'll become so obsessed and enamored with you that she'll make the first attack. After she does, lure her to your bed and have fun.

What happens when it's the 12-yo daughter of a co-worker? I need some help!

interact with them outside your work

this, but only works if your face and voice are good.
i had multiple girls groveling at me just because i fit that archetype. grabbing my arms, leg touching, laughing, head leaning, just blatant flirting.

easy pz

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Bad idea OP, but nice collection you got going there

I think the threat from sexual harassment accusations is a lot lower than people are making it out to be. I've never heard of anyone IRL having this happen to them. My cousin was a bartender in a smaller bar and slept with a few of the chicks he worked with, no problem. I've fucked 5 girls that I work with, and it's a very large corporation that could royally fuck me over if there were sexual harassment charges. The most I ever heard about was another cousin of mine who banged 10 coworkers in a pretty small company. All the girls knew he was a slayer and talked shit about him but they never threatened to go to HR or anything like that.
My advice to OP is to just go out drinking with these girls as a group after work and hit on her then. Don't try any PUA stuff, you will probably fuck it up and seem autistic. Just tease her and pretend you like normie shit. Netflix and chill might work too but I have a hard time switching gears with a new girl unless alcohol is involved.

its kind of hard so say OP. unless she obviously is into you then you most likely wont get your chance in her pants. how do you know that she is maybe into you? go into the areas that she is usually at and just help out around there. if you can catch her looking at you, then that means that she has some interest in you. if she approaches you to speak with you and is interested in what you are saying, she is defineatly into you. if neither, then you're mostly likely out of luck.

try this

after some time and persistence, you'll find that you might be afforded some pussy time or a blowie on the way to work.

bump

Idk but I did a pretty good job groping one of my subordinates while we were both drunk the other night. LOL my business partner brings a chick our a rural job site, what does he think is going to happen? I know a slut when I see one. I'm paying her wage ultimately and she ain't going home until I say so.

And you are a lowly cook, waitresses won't want anything to do with you unless you are that cook who always has the hook on coke. Come on, dude, think. Or just rape them after hours, you're call.

A chef? Are you sure you aren't just a fucking prep cook? I doubt you are an exec. Anyways FOH dig BOH cock, end of. When they order their staff meals add a little extra or make sure it doesn't look like you took a shit on a plate and seasoned with floor spice. Greet them whenever you/they get to work. Make small talk. Fuck, unless you're an absolute incompetent fuckwit of a retard who reads chits wrong and gets weeded when there's only a two-top you've got everything going for you. I'll reiterate once more: BOH makes FOH wet. Exude a commanding and confident presence.

Ignore these fuckboys who have never worked a day on the line; you're in a small restaurant not corporate so fucking go for it. If Chef Mike and do it, you can do it. you sound like a fng

easy, just send them dick pics

guess it depends on what you want man. you in it for a relationship or for the pussy.

My supervisor's daughter is a smokingly-hot blonde 12-yo with piercing blue eyes… she's a master of flirtation already, and she's got me alone and whispered absolutely filthy things in my ear… things no 12-yo child should know about!

Develop a relationship with her and spend the next 6 years training her into the best little whore she can be. Fuck her once on her 18th birthday and then leave and never contact her again.

Too late!

you're already never contacting her again?

dont - shell accuse u of rape and ull lose your job