What were the sexual fetishes of the philosophers this board admires such as the materialists and the Hegelian leftists...

What were the sexual fetishes of the philosophers this board admires such as the materialists and the Hegelian leftists? Like when no one was around what do you think say Karl Marx or Max Stirner would get into? Probably some really freaky shit right?

Hegel was into S/M, obviously.

Marx fucked no woman in his life other than his wife. He was full betamax.
So you fucking bet he was into some sick fucking shit.

S/M is pretty damn dialectical.

Oh wait, nevermind, I just remembered he fucked his maid who birthed a bastard child Engels took responsibility from.
So Marx was into cucking Engels, I guess.

Engels had to tolerate a lot of fucking shit from Marx.

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From "Max Stirner - His Life and His Works" By Mackay

Just wait until Holla Forums hears about this.

I also remember in the Ego And It's Own, Stirner talked about how like polygamy and incest were alright and fine.

This is a sfw board comrade.

Engels apparently cucked the guy who introduced him to Marx. This is afternoon years of making fun of him behind his back.

>>>/gulag/

Read the thread, fag. It turns out Marx only ever managed to get other pussy by cheating.
And yes, if you cannot get pussy without getting married, you are a betamax.
>>>/r9k/

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kek

I wanna know who was into feet and who enjoyed getting pegged by their woman and who enjoyed both. SWIM is curious.

damn never knew he was this much of a pimp. got any source?

engels was obsessed with it of course.

We could probably spend all day just talking Foucault tbh, and figure out what the fuck was going on there

Kierkegaard was into hot steamy vanilla after a good christian marriage but he'd never get to that point because marriage is aesthetically invalid.

This. I really don't want to see Stirner sucking his own dick.

Definitely into being pissed on by leather wearing masculine homosexuals and wearing a leash in public.

Are tripfags incapable of opening threads that are not pure shit?

Problem?

Spooky

It's not about the rules. It's just not something I want have to look at every time I browse the catalog.

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And what are you going to do about that spooked faggot?

Fuck off with your spooks. Also, quit throwing that word around to dismiss anything you don't like.

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lmao

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We are barely starting and you're already butthurt lmao

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Not an argument

yes you do
yes you do
admit it

more swinger than cuckold tbqph

I imagine he'd wear something like this

Holla Forums literally worships a cuck.

Whaddya know? Holla Forums was right all along!

There is literally nothing wrong with this excerpt though.

In his time, it was very much a question of "letting" her do what she wished. Any man of the 19th century who was able to would have mistresses, and this was a known though not publicly spoken fact. But for a woman to do the same was unthinkable. So of course it was Stirner who "let" his wife have other lovers, and he himself probably did as well.

There's literally nothing wrong with open relationships. It works for some people more than others, and it certainly isn't "cuckolding".

but muh cucks

Wasn't he a huge Chad in University?

Maybe if he was cute but he's not cute, he's ugly. (sorry Stirner.)