ITT: we come up with a way to make Holla Forums EVEN WORSE

Good idea.

Suppose I could add it as a board setting, but seems pretty cancerous really..

remove board owner pls

Alright. You asked for it.
We:
1. Force tripfagging
2. Have to avatarfag with pony/anime/tumblr pictures (NO EXCEPTIONS)
3. Need to use emojis/smileys with everything we type, I.E (´･ω･`)😂
4. Have a dedicated nyanner thread
5. talk in a vewy childish way. Wyke diss, supah kyoot!!
6. Label each other in Japanese honorifics

Any other suggestions?

Sounds like it would make for a pretty lulzy April Fools joke though. Along with Reddit vote arrows

Why would you want to?? its already about as fucked as it can get.

You should add options to recover deleted posts and add emblems/stickers to posts. Like 5 votes for a cat sticker, stickies a little cat icon in the OP.

Should we also add something like reddit's gild function?

Well, if you want free money sure. I'd do it
ironically
ha ha

Invite Holla Forums here.

FORCE REDIRECT Holla Forums HERE FOR A DAY

Way ahead of you.

MAKE THE CSS REALLY UGLY

Is that suppose to be Mario? This image hurts my soul.

Good. Good.

Oh oh oh!!!!
Make everybody's pictures into randomized porn. I remember about 6 years ago, halfchan had that. I think it was text only, hard to remember.

Turn it into an exclusive imageboard, where no text is allowed

Oh fuck, I'm giggling at that idea. I like this.

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GamerGate threads.

Make the banners nothing but sonic the hedgehog porn

NO. BETTER.
ANTI-GAMERGATE THREAD. REVOLT THREADS.

MERGE Holla Forums AND Holla Forums AND Holla Forums.

Merge the following boards

Holla Forums and Holla Forums, they should be forced to live with each other like they deserve

Holla Forums and Holla Forums and Holla Forums

/furry/ and /monster/

Build a script that randomly injects a .rat file to a uploaded media here, and then make archives of the hosts data.
It'll be funny haha

I'm genuinely giving this idea diabolical laughter. That would be one hell of day.

just merge all the boards into Holla Forums tbh

Making more cancer …..ughhh

post nudes of jim

More censorship.

Here.
Kinda hot tbh

make me a mod i promise to turn this board into shit in less than 24 hours

MAKE EVERY THREAD IN PAGE ONE A STICKY, BUT STICKY THE MOST CANCEROUS ONES

"Funny" wordfilters

WORD FILTERS.
Make nigger into "Fellow"
Autist into "Cunny"
Autistic into "Cunnyseur"
Fucking into "Fantastic"
Faggot into "Fellow"
Retard into "T-Rex"

Every word will filter as another, so It'll be like mad libs. "Fucking Nigger" will turn into "Fantastic Fellow"

There's no need to actually do anything. Holla Forums gets worse by the hour without help. experience tells me that the best way to accelerate the nose dive is for the admin and mods to try and reverse the process. fuck off.

Transgender into "Abortion"
Trap into "Poz Pig"
Twink into "Chink"
The into "Bunny"
Trump into "Thwomp"
And basically any curse word into a funny version of itself.

NO MODERATION FOR A DAY?

that would actually be good

This is a thread about how to make Holla Forums worse.

is that what you're trying to hide behind?
Fuck off, idiot.
Fuck off you

Replace every punctuation with some 300 word copypasta

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Make it so that Holla Forums filters into Holla Forums and vise-versa.

how about just stop?

I just had a brilliant idea: Make it so that only vols can make threads.

- Random names
- Random text colors
- Text-only
- Monochrome color scheme with shitty goth music
- Captcha for every post
- Create and sticky shitty threads like YLYL

Bring the pedos back. :^)

They're already here shitting up the place.

Assign a reward to special digits. Whoever gets a certain number gets to be a volunteer for a whole day with no limits to deletion powers.

text only

put the nigger cock background back on

If you want to be a Vol you can solve the inane riddles

shh, the more people who know about it, the less likely it is for those of us who already know

Only this time make it permanent.

it would be 10x better. no pedos tbh

The flags and the ids have definitely made this an /int/ board though now and forever. I'm glad its stuck.

change the color to make posts unreadable.

let's move to a place where we can truly be anonymous >>>/thenewb/

make it like >>>/premium/ to keep the newfags out

drop the fucking flags and ids, see what's happening

people are migrating, this board is not fast enough to afford losing users

Flags are great get fucked.

flags are for faggots, what the mods are doing is turning this place into halfchan

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if flags are for faggots why do you have a flag then, faggot?

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filter every word and letter to "lol no you wont"

Set the font to some light shade of pink and set the background to light shade of green, play rickroll in the background, random wordfilters for random words and ban everyone being mean to outsiders

make Holla Forums worse?
hol up …
*coughs
*inhales*

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

These are all excellent suggestions.

I think Holla Forums is fantastic as it is and I'm looking forward to the next whacky hijinks. Thank you for t3h lulz, Dys.

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All posts must contain an image.

oh this so much. and bring back the mushroom

Dysnomia, daddy, I'm scared, when will the cancer end?

>>>/thenewb/
No flags. No IDs. No less shitposting.

OP fucking kys

being ironically retarded is the same thing as being retarded eg trolling

being ironically cancerous is the same thing as being cancerous

screen capped for proof that mods are the cancer killing Holla Forums

i hate to sound like a "Holla Forums is dead" meta posting memer (imo Holla Forums is pretty cancer free save for ids + flags), but this is exactly the sort of shit that happened on 4chan. the "no rules" applies to mods was enforced, meaning that mods could troll the fuck out of the community. the next thing that happened was gamer gate and they started pushing a feminist / sjw agenda.

how about

make Holla Forums better, removing ids and flags would be a good start

work to mitigate cancer instead of being the cancer

inb4 "hurr durr i was only trolling / being ironically cancerous"

please refer to this post for more details

Congratulations, now you can delete Holla Forums with a good excuse, why you haven't deleted it yet is beyond me.

auto-translate everything into swedish, and have a blacked logo at the bottom right

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make ylyl threads or creepshots fb threads

My country is not shit, we're at the forefront of cucknology and degeneration

Smh inte en till Therese Lindgren

This idea beats all ideas.

Make one thread each of the following types make them cyclicals and sticky them permanently
- Furry Thread
- Pony Thread
- Cuck Thread
- Gay Thread
- Gay ERP Thread
- YLYL Thread
- Roll Thread
- Rate Thread(Dice)
- Dubs Thread
- Trap Thread
- Twitch Thread
- Chaturbate Thread

Can't speak Arabic, but took a few minutes for it to register that isn't the voice of a qt3.14 loli.

Impossible.

Underrated post.

Sweet Jebus, THIS!!!
PLEEEAAASSEE!!!!!!!!

Turn the German flag icon into the shit emoji.

Word filter idea:
Filter "faggot" into "crochet bikini".

Advertise on halfchan/reddit

Shut Holla Forums down for a day, and have the 404 page tell everyone that it has been permanently deleted. Then the next day bring it back up with all the other bullshit mentioned in this thread cycling on a daily basis.

replace the CSS to be like /premium/

Names for everyone, determined and tied to their ID.

Which changes every time they switch the VPN….that is useless, even for lulz.

Random names tied to flags then.

Make Holla Forums a pay site.
$5 per year.
Leave it like that for 2 days then cancel it and keep the money.

How is that any different than having them all say "Anonymous"?

It'd be like sheekyforums, that site that steals all of its threads from here.

This.
Or 404 Holla Forums on random days at least 5 days a month

implying Holla Forumstards would give jim 5 dorrars and no sukky suk.

I don't know…remember, most of them are from 4chan and are not all that clever.

I like this, especially the last bit. Use all the ideas, just use a different one every day.

30 minute ban for anyone who gets dubs(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

KEK

implying it could possibly get worse

W..Wa..What about trips

no ban please

Karma is real

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Okay Ive got it figured out how to make Holla Forums the worst you can. Make it so there's only one thread at a time one gigantic general. Once it reaches the post limit another one is allowed. Only that thread exists. There that'd be the worst I can figure.

And make it it the Travis thread

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not that funny tbh fam

this tbh

it's been done 1000's of times on every chan already.

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:'(

I know, user. But how does it feel knowing that this is literally the only OC Holla Forums has had in a while, and with that the best?

All ponies, all the time.

Bring back the cyclical pony threads

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Congratulations everyone. We did it.

Atleast we don't have IDs.

That was a major factor in our achievement

I'm here for the bullshit and I'm not ever disappointed.

Spam doesn't mean the board is worse though. It's just shallow and annoying, not cancerous.

Nice try ID fag. Spam is the soul of the people, IDs are the chains that bind us into servitude.

samefag

Hahahahahaha

Forced tripcodes and MLP avatars.

Congrats Holla Forums is at it's all time worst. Free perms for every user that is shitting it up.

inb4 this vol gets banned

Thank you for finally banning the spammers

mirror 4chan's Holla Forums board

This.

DO IT FAGGOTS.

you could not do your job and let us fuck up the board do it its self!

at this rate? that would be an improvement, at least 4chan has good spam prevention/detection features.

Yw. I was reading through /sudo/ and i realized something, if I can't temporarily range ban them I'll just perma them and widdle them down, not like there aren't a jabillion VPNS anyway, right?

Some spammer was recently bragging that Ron is going to limit ban length to 7d after he finishes other site improvements. Enjoy!

permabanning vpns will be the death of this site.

Whittle.
Not widdle.
Widdle is how you describe your pecker when you are 3 years old.
Whittle is when you carve away at something slowly over time.

Permabanning free VPNs would save it.

start shadowbanning people and add an upboat option, if a user gets too many downvotes they get permabanned automatically

add 100 wordfilters for the 100 most common words in the english language

then you lose all the torfags. restricting people's ability to privacy is bad. period.

MLP hell no.. real life GORE porn

It's 2017 m8, the kids love to have people spying on them

Gore does nothing.

i cant fap to mlp

Whew