i just went to a massage parlour and had sex with a former playboy model
she wasn't a Playmate of the Month, she had just done some work for Playboy TV
so, if anybody reading this is an adult male virgin, I just wanted to remind you that pornstar sex with an attractive woman is only a couple hundred bucks away
have a nice day
How fake were her tiddies?
pretty fake
Fucking Canadians.
Never had any playboy models myself, but I fully stand by OP's comments. I've fucked more 10/10 than I can remember thanks to prostitution.
Being a virgin is a choice.
yeah, she isn't even the most attractive prostitute that I've fucked, there's just a certain novelty to the fact that she has done some work for Playboy
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Opinion discarded
I tried to find an escort online but they were the same fat sloots I see at normie single people places.
Where can I find a massage parlor that offers happy endings with at least a 6/10 sloot ?
This weekend I was in one of those FKKs in Germany. There were at least 15 8/10s and a few solid 9/10s.
Had a pretty nice time I had to say.
what's the nearest major city that you're willing to travel to to do it?
I am virgin, and I don't give a fuck about what you maybe did, or about being a virgin.
Y-you mean leave the house?
I'm in the Midwest
You don't necessarily have to leave the house, you could find an escort in your area that does outcalls. Just google independent escort
I did. Found only land whale crack whores.
You really want a prostitute in your house?
I had one to my home the first time I did it and nothing went wrong/missing, but no, I prefer to go to their place.
This is tempting. My fleshlight doesn't love me like she used to.
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snitches (people that report) should be banned
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Eer you go m8