Bad MS Paint Requests

Draw this pic

a gay cowboy

No, but I didn't think you would actually draw it. This time can you edit my picture to make it so I look like I have a girlfriend?

Draw my waifu

Somewhere along the way, this turned into a Club Penguin memorial.Oh well.

Left: Original
Right: Redrawn

Sonic the hedgehog fucking maka from soul eater

First thing that came to mind.

good stuff

I made sure to make your "girlfriend" extra hot.

OP delivered #1 waifu

draw me

I'm proud of myself for this one.

kek thanks

He's enjoying it I swear.

Can't say I didn't try.

Good shit. This will be the first of many sonic fucking maka drawfag creations.

I'm gonna try to go to bed, but I'll continue i the morning, so keep requesting things! Goodnight!

Draw your favourite childhood memory. And then draw your saddest childhood memory. Please user… for me.

Sorry, i did not see this. I was too drunk. Good night OP. Sweet dreams.

if user comes back would somebody please be kind enough to screencap this? I won't be awake or here and i'd like to have the memory in circulation.

OP do this when you wake up

Draw a knight with a dick for a sword

I was not about to draw a dead pet. Hopefully you can fill in the gaps.

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Sad!

that's not what I look like you ass

Draw Cracky-chan

asdfghkl

I have no clue what I just drew.

draw a nigger

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OP here. I'm taking a break to fix myself some food. Will be back in a couple minutes.

Fuck that's hot! I think I have finally found my perfect Waifu!!!

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let's move where there are no id and flag
>>>/thenewb/

OP… Thank you for replying to my request. I did not expect that to be honest. I had a childhood dog named Lucy, about 22 years ago or so and when she died I watched homeward bound and cried like a faggot. I still think that you need to mentally prepare yourself for life though. I have seen lots of dead people, I have touched death and felt how cold a body can get and it is horrific. I have lost so much in life. I am such a broken person due to my inhibitions and lack of mutual understandings between myself and my heart. You see, this life is going to throw you a curveball and the loss of your favourite pet is either a lie or a true memory you miss. Man, I fucking miss all the loved ones i've lost… Thank you for doing this user. IT means a lot to me. Now I will put in a last request as I have not yet slept since posting. Would you please be so kind as to draw a farm with mountains, cows, mongooses, and a sea in the very very very very distance. Thanks user. All my love.

OP again. I'm going out for dinner with family. I'll return in a couple hours. You're welcome to keep requesting things for when I come back.

Enjoy OP. I'm going to be asleep or dead by the time you come back but send my love to your family and thank you for the awesome OC! You're great man… Not being silly, but your posts have made my day! Stay safe little Holla Forumsro and look after yourself. Don't end up like most of us.

if you're feeling like drawing still, draw a duck with a cat's head

I got a bit carried away with this one.

thank you
you have now drawn a cuck

draw Travis

Redraw this album cover in MS Paint so that it actually looks good.

op thank you for drawing penguins last night. now can you draw the little penguin attacking the big bully penguin while the friend penguin watches. you decide how friend penguin reacts.

thank you in advance

I drew Travis.

Done.

Oh god, one of my saddest memories was when I had to watch my dog be put down because she was so old she couldn't even pee anymore, which was a sign her time in this world was up.
When I saw her face, and body become relaxed and smushier than usual, I knew she just died right before my eyes.

I cried that day.

I would legitimately buy an album based on that artwork, also he looks like a domo now.

I had a dog and three cats growing up, all of which are dead. The dog was easily the hardest.

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I know where you are coming from. I was just as desperate out of inceldom. Heck, I even considered having sex with a dog cadaver that died outside my window but sadly the janitor threw it away before I could go out and get it at night.
Anyway get a female dog that is at heat. They become sexually mature after 8-18 months depending on the breed. Before her first heat, I would recommend a minimum of sexual activity. You will notice that the entrance to her vagina is a 'Y' shape. The tail of the 'Y' points toward her front, and that is where her clitoris is. The lips are coated with a fine velvety fur. Don't stimulate her clit yet. Once her heat starts lock her up and don't let her get away so she isn't mated by other dogs. Comfort her and be a friend to her. During the early stages of her first heat, the dogs may become depressed, or even frightened by the sudden changes in her. After the first bleeding stops, her vagina entrance will have enlarged quite significantly. She may actively invite you to sex by turning her rump toward you, and flicking her tail aside every time you catch her eye. In other words, she is now horny, and it is up to you to relieve her.
Get naked. All the better to use you whole body in the act. Work with her as though she were human. That is, spend time caressing her, hugging her. Play with her nipples, which will have become larger and more sensitive with her heat. Arouse her as much as you can. When she is really turned on, her vagina will be well lubricated, and she will almost be begging you to make her cum. The best way to do this is to use one or two fingers. If you are a male, do NOT try inserting your dick into her unless she is one of the Giant Breeds, (or you have an exceptionally small dick). If you hurt her, she may become frightened of you, and will not enjoy the sex.
Move around behind her and insert one finger gently into her, slowly. If she isn't wet enough, use saliva or KY jelly. Don't use mineral oils or anything that isn't used for human sex. As your knuckle brushes past her clitoris, it is likely she will sharply hump her hips downward. This is normal. Slowly withdraw your finger, and repeat. She should start humping up and down on your finger quite strongly. Keep in time to her movements, pushing up as she humps down. Use your other hand to caress her nipples and stomach. She will cum fairly quickly and easily. You can tell when she is, as you will feel her vaginal muscles squeezing on your finger and she will start convulsively licking her lips. Try to sustain her pleasure for as long as you can; play with her clitoris. Generally treat her as you would a lover.
If your dog is one of the Giant breeds, and you are male, by all means screw her. Highly recommended in fact. She will hump your dick as readily as she will hump your finger. Crouch behind her (or have her stand on a slightly raised platform) and guide your dick into her with one hand. Her tail will probably get in the way, so you will probably have to drape it over one of your legs. Use your other hand on her hip to steady yourself. When you have your dick firmly in her, you can grasp her hips with both hands and thrust into her. Savor that warm tight pussy. I advise to bring her to orgasm by hand first, and then screw her afterwards, otherwise they tend to hump on your dick, and you will often fall out of her. Feel free to cum inside her. You will enjoy it immensely, and it is impossible to get her pregnant on human semen.
Don't feel constrained to wait for her next season for sex. Between heats, she will still be receptive to sex, but you may find she is a bit tighter. You will probably have difficulty inserting your penis fully into her. Don't force it; you don't ever want to hurt her, betraying her trust in you. Dogs aren't built for missionary style. If you try that be prepared for frustration. It is hard from what I heard to enter them from that angle.

What the fuck are you on about? What made you think I wanted to fuck my dead dog? What kind of sick fuck are you?

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OP here. Just took some sleep meds and will be asleep soon. I'll draw more when I regain consciousness in the morning. Cheers.

when you get up, draw dog sex

Good night, artist user. Sleep tight.

Dub Dubs check'em and all that pointless shit

I LOVE LUCY!

I have never cum as hard as I did from reading this. Thanks user.