I graduated from college so I'm officially run out of social integration programs to allow me to interact with girls my...

2D is pure and will always love you. 3D will marry you after fucking chad 50 times and will never have sex with you. They're money pits and obnoxious too.

Then maybe you should just kill yourself faggot you don't deserve 2D

Go to church

I don't want to marry someone I just want a nice pretty girl to give me company and stave off loneliness until she hits menopause and stops being attractive.

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A dog will be great for both getting rid of the feeling loneliness and for having sex.
Just buy a sex toy or somenthing

Dogs aren't pretty like girls though.

You're not going to find that in 3D have fun being miserable

You're using the meme wrong newfaggot

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Chicken bondage…. I need to see this!

Internet did not disappoint.

Then I'm miserable anyway and nothing can fix it. I want hugs and attention from a pretty girl to make me feel good. ;_;

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On a serious note, pets do help with depression. and you can certainly hug them.
Some expensive sex toys are said to feel better real vaginas and assholes. Regular friends will fill the lack of human interaction.

kek. That was a fast reply. What did you have those pictures with you?

I'm not looking for sex, and pets are nice but they are just cute and don't understand humans, not a beautiful person who I can have companionship from and talk with.

Is that your way of saying you want more?

KILL ALL FURRIES

That's what regular friends are for. See pic related for an alternative. Pedo joke aside since you mentioned "I'm not looking for sex", that's a very close relationship that might suit you very well.

Not really but I do appreciate it.

You don't make physical intimate contact with regular guy friends that's gay.

Your desire for "physical intimate contact" will disapear with non-sexual social interaction with your friends and good quality sex toys. If you don't like the idea of adoption, may I sugest realistic sex dolls?
If 3DPD girls is all you are looking for then become a Chad. Get >>>/fit/ , use dating sites and learn Pick Up Art basics, but if I were you would settle for an easier just as good(if not better) alternatives I mentioned.

Just go fuck a dog already, you're unhelpful.

Perhaps you are seeking a help that can't be obtained?
All you can possibly get here is a combination of texts (and stupid images).
There is no magical combination of text that no one else has ever tought of that is mind-blowingly the one thing you needed to read. This is not particularly smart place either :P
Shake things up OP.
"To be have somenthing you never had do somenthing you never did"

I just want a gf :(

Buy a prostitute.
Just double wrap your willie

I don't want sex I want hugs and a pretty girl to be there looking forward to seeing me come home every day and happy to make me happy.

dear god you must be a total fucking autist

Come on

Just start approaching women. Inb4 "B-b-but i-it's not that easy". It is that easy. Either get out and start socializing or prepare to die a bitter virgin. The choice is yours.

You have money, job and you arent wasting that on drugs, eventually the girl having sex with you will say "i love you", you will fall for that and then you will be posting some autistic mgtow stupidity about all women being cheating whores.
Women can smell money, you can try offering a room for a girl in exchange for sex, eventually she will say "i love you", even a prostitute, just keep her in your house and she will do the "i love you" sooner or later.

Fuck off, I'm not a degenerate like you looking for hookup culture and mindless sex.

Obvious old formula OP:
Then you either:
Taking a language course, martial art, sport. etc.
Or:
You will find a girl just like you(in a good and bad way)
There is really nothing much else you can do.

Well if that would be the case she wouldn't cheat on me or just try to steal my money.

One word. Backpage. Used it for 2 years after my divorce. Saver a fortune plus had a peace of mind. No cuddling, bitching, etc. Met up, worked my stress out on that pussy for a half hour or an hour then im out. See ya next week.

To achieve said hugs and a pretty face to come home to everyday you must first relieve your blue balls cuck stress for good. user was right, backpage escorts for a year and it will come. Just use protection.

Your resistence is strong user. Just relax and read the advice. No woman wants to hear that you want to come home to hugs and kisses everyday. With that attitude you will get married and come home to a beat up pussy and a kiss that tastes like Long Dick Larrys man juice.

This man is posting Kyoko, he speaks the truth.

rent a hooker

you might be surprised at how much just having sex with a pretty young callgirl takes the edge off of the loneliness, and it's not like renting a hooker cockblocks you from continuing to look for a gf at other times

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get fit, take up masculine hobbies like mma, look into urban exploration

Embrace the loneliness, you eventually stop needing regular human contact. Also masturbate frequently and you won't feel as lonely.

You'll have to do it the hard way. You'll have to grow a pair and actively seek out the pussy. If you can't do that, follow 2Dfag's advice and give up.

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