Pacific Rim 2

Dropped when they added John Ooga Boogayega.

she'd be perfect as one of the kaijus

That makes no sense. In the first one they shut down the Jaeger program and all the remaining Jaegers were in Hong Kong.

ayyyy

WUZ

KANGZ

Looks like gay porn

you know what they say:

when all you have is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail

not really, no

looks like gay porn tho

good thing I told you in the next sentence then, isn't it?

Good thing I didn't read it then, isn't it :^)

When all you have is a gay dick, everything starts to look like finding true love in some other man's rectum.

okay, how many wommyn and trannies

That fat spic is worthless it is no suprise why they removed him. His incompetence was the reason the Hobbit got stuck in development hell and had to be rushed out by a Jackson without any prep time. Pacific Rim was supposed to be fun faced paced action movie showing giant robots fighting alien monsters. Instead it turned out to be generic petty personal dramas between the lifeless cast, terrible action scenes, and in general a mediocre movie.

The fight scenes in particular are quite disappointing. First they build up the Chinese and Russian robots claiming they are veterans of the kaju wars. Then when we get to see them in action they die within less than a minute blue balling the audience. Next the lead robot Gypsy Danger has a ridiculous 45 minute long cgi fight with a dinosuar that keeps cheating by making up new powers every other scene. Super strength, acid, laser beams, flying, space travel, and making copies of itself. It evens carries, with flapping wings, gypsy danger all the way to fucking space and then falls back to the earth and neither of them take any damage. Oh and apparently gypsy has an optimus prime sword that no one mentioned and kills the op dinosaur with it. Later on the monsters survive a nuclear blast point blank but is sliced to peices by the bullshit sword.

You know a lot of people were wondering why Pacific Rim didn't do so well in Japan considering giant robots and monsters are popular over there. Well first off Japan doesn't even have a robot it was just killed offscreen instead. In addition they have a japanese character who is part of the main cast but she is an american nigger's bitch. They even have a shitty flashback where she saved as a child in japan by a big american robot piloted by a shitskin subhuman. In general they show her as incompetent, and emontional and totally dependent on her interacial, american handlers to get anything done. It is no fucking wonder why performed like shit in nip land. Who the fuck would want to watch your representive avatar and country be emasculated and disgraced?

Oh and I guess I should mention the pair of reddit bazinga theory scientists who tried way to hard to be clever and endearing. There cringy over acting just rubs you the wrong way. They don't feel like real people are very unlikeable in general, just like this movie. Fuck you del taco your a fat hack.

He looks pretty hot imo. I hope at least there will be some kino of Jaegers fucking each other in robo homo lust.

I thought it was a joke, I hate this world

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Holy fuck, will ayodolf hitler be memed next?

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Fucking truth.

Why nerds keep sucking this movie's dick I'll never know. "it's fun dude, action scenes with giant robots lol" yeah, fuck you, that would be fine if it all wasn't focused on ONE FREAKING ROBOT FOR 80% of the action scenes

I'm trying to recall if there was anything redeeming about the movie, and all I can think of is parts that sucked.

why did the boss nigger refuse to let the waifu pilot again?

Because he didn't want her to be a pilot.

As a kaiju fan it bugs me a lot how people worships this movie. I can forgive it if its someone's first time seeing a monster movie but to pretend its the greatest monster movie is ridiculous.

Because muh daughteru forced drama

I like PR if only for it being a live action mecha/kaiju film that doesn't feature guys in rubber suits.

I hate Idris Elba for constantly playing white roles, but he did deliver my absolute favorite line in the first film.

TUHNOIGHT, WE CAHNCEL THE AHBUGGUHLIPS!

99.9% of people in Hollywood have a pozzed twitter account.

He was awful in this movie, seriously.

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It's almost like the human parts of the movie were terrible and the only thing that mattered was the big robot fights.

Lol

What would they cast her as? A Kaiju?

nobody actually does that, though.

Man, fuck this, it was neat as what it was: a nice self-contained story. I loved it, even, discounting the bad parts. But then come the jews and want to make a sequel. FUCK THAT. IT WAS ALREADY OVER. MAKE SOMETHING ELSE.

except those sucked too

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I liked this.
Too bad (or good thing?) that fight was like 8 seconds long.

Apologies, I was thinking of when it just came out and everybody was worshipping it. Hell I remember on the Channel Awesome comments section of a video of Doug watching the season 2 finale of LOK and they compared it to this which pissed me off since I don't like both.

Is it me or does the cgi already look dated?

yeah it looks like fucking shit.

Is that some early unfinished cgi or some shit?

Del Toro was copying Evangelion in that the fights start off as big ferocious things and then the Kaiju start getting smarter so they have to try other tactics.

It's too bad that del toro is a fucking hack

I hope he never makes/butchers that scary stories movie, those books are my fucking childhood

remember when everyone thought the Australia bot was going to job hard since it was the newest and most advanced?

well, I guess that kinda did happen too. but you know what I mean. I think it would have been better to have Stryker die on China and Russia's place, and have those two actually do something later on

fucking why? everyone who would be interested in seeing PR2 has seen TFA already so they know that nigger has no acting ability

what did he mean by this?

Kill all gringos, Aztlan war now.

You know, I was forced to watch that movie as part of my high school studies.
Such a fucking shitty movie,
Did I mention that the commies are outnumbered 10-1, have no provisions, scarce ammunition, no medical supplies, yet still kill the fascists with no casualties?

It's because they are on the right side of history you shitlord :^)

I wouldn't even call Franco and his people fascists. authoritarian, sure, but as long as you didn't question Franco you could pretty much do what you wanted.

I meant fascists in the literal sense of supporting a self-proclaimed fascist government/army.

If this weren't hollyjew they probably would have put some effort into it, for example the communists could do hit and run raids at night to steal supplies and weapons and then keep harrassing the town/fortress and then lure the fascists into traps and then they could win despite being numerically outnumbered. But this is hollyjew so who am I kidding.

I'm really surprised that movies aren't even worth watching considering how easy it is to make a half-decent movie given millions of $.

To be fair I don't even know why I type all this stuff. Sometimes I wonder why I care or how film scriptwriters can be so unimaginative and idiotic. Or maybe the average moviegoer wouldn't understand/like anything more than "bad guy is stronk, good guy is weak, good guy wins with no losses at all"? That's what happened with the prequels in star wars.

Why do you think this board is mostly about shitposting and not carefully assessing the topic material?

Do I get paid for wasting 2-5 minutes writing an insightful post into a movie's plot?

Does any movie director read it and start making better movies?

At least shitposting helps me to forget about the state of the world.

Exactly.

Boyega waved his Star Wars dick around to get the movie made on the condition that he'd get a role in it as well as more control over its creation.

Fuck me, it's real.. Well, time to throw another one to the fire. Sorry fatman, but you're clearly past your prime.

Oh Guillermo, how fall you have fallen. If Hellboy 3 ever gets made kek it won't, he better not shoehorn this shit into a movie about a giant red devil man fighting monsters.

don't care, protag was a cutie pie

She is a hottie now.

excluding her face

Kinda gay of you, but you are allowed to it.

yeah, no.

NOS

FUIMOS

REGIS

ET

STERCUM

Dayum!

go away, nu male director guy

Sorry I thought you were gay and acted in a prejudiced manner, you are clearly a pedosexual and needs to be euthanized.

Most pedos are gay