I'm beyond repair

Fuck you and fuck the dick you rode in

when you get people angry while laughing it's scientific fact that it evolves your dna and when people get pissed at someone laughing their dna becomes damaged

we be vampires now. true facts. when you heal your dna enough from laughter get /fit/ because pissing people off irl for laughter is dangerous game

theoretically you can live to be around 150 years old if you pull it off right. maybe longer

For real?

DUBS DEMAND YOU ATTEMPT TO SUCK YOUR OWN DICK AND RECORD IT

not even lying nigga

Kek, no, you uneducated fag. How the fuck could that be real? Holy shit, I can't believe you fell for that. Fucking idiot.

jidf pls go

Conviértete en trapito y se mi perra que tengo la verga bien dura casi todo el día y no tengo en quién descargar mis semen.

Nice try, kike.

Chinga a tu puta madre. Pendejo

Accept Christ as your savior and repent. Come back to God.

Bullys would be immortal.

Jajajaja para serte honesto yo quiero al noruego homosexual que poster anime y es provocativo pero un compatriota delgado y femenino no me caería nada mal.

Christ failed me. Big time

Neta. Chinga a tu puta madre

si si ave Caesar, te morituri salutant

Oh bueno ya chingao no te jodere.
Pero que te sucede por qué quieres ser an hero?
Are you a neet?
Did you we to to la university or something like that?
Tell us a bit more about you.

it's a sign. You must live!

Yeah. That's what gladiators said before battling each other. Some would die. So… Live or die?

being annoying isn't being a bully wtf

bullies are the assholes who beat the shit out of us

that's why if we're going to laugh we have to get /fit/

Become a Seigi No Mikata.

@7068207
no (you) for (((you)))

Elaborate, please

Neet. Loser. Ex junkie. Divorced. Drum right now

Drunk not drum

Woah that's a lot how old are you?
And why did you ended up like a train wreck?
Do you have any kids?

No kids.
I used to be a child genius but I was also an abuse victim. Found drugs and deviant sex to kill myself inside. One thing led to another. Got stuck in a downward spiral. 29yo

Wew mate.
Deviant sex uhmmm any faggotry or just straight stuff?

You like the D huh? Nah. Just straight stuff

all these people keep wasting, live but in a constant state of depression

What does that mean? Should I an hero or not?

you have to do 2 thinsg
1. learn to read
2. live in a constant state of depression

No no te mates es que palabras motivacionales no tengo.
Lo único bueno que me ha sucedido en estos últimos días el noruego Marcia que me puso como loco.
De ahí en fuera me cuesta trabajo encontrar razones para seguir con vida todos los días.
Espero no te mates y encuentres algo divertido que hacer.

1. Yeah. I'm drunk. 'cuse me.
2. What for?

Espero encontrar algo divertido. Gracias por tu preocupación.

Any advice you can give me so that I don't fuck up my own life? 19ys old here

Never do drugs and alcohol.
2 don't get married.
3 never have kids.
4 avoid all debt.
5 avoid or leave bad influences.

Any way I can be happy and succesfull with alcohol in my daily routine?

Solid advice except for 2 and 3

without family life is literally a meaningless shit-show of empty hedonism. My list would be similar except for 2 would be get married to a good woman and 3 would be have many kids.

Choke on my balls

rerollan for Tongue kiss my angus

Dubs. You must fuck yourself user
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If dubs you must convert to judaism.

Reroll for kill yourself livestream faggot

Speak for yourself nerd.

Give me a fucking break. If you really wanted to die, you'd be dead already.

But instead, you came here.

It's pretty fucking sad if 8ch Holla Forums is your only lifeline, but at least it means you want to live.

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It's called depression.