Pathfinder: Worldscape Issue #1

Hello Holla Forumsuntrymen. I found this pretty neat series I had interest in storytiming it ever since I heard of it. Its a crossover series featuring John Carter, Tarzan, Red Sonja and a couple of characters from the Pathfinder tabletop game. Since I have storytimed the Warlord of Mars comics a few times, I will make a new thread for every issue. I hope you enjoy it

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I never read the Pathfinder comics, but what is wrong with them?
Also this is the end of the issue btw.

Also some D&D stats for Red Sonja are included at the end of the issue.

Unsurprisingly, there is no mention of Sonja's character-defining gang rape. Instead, we're treated to a cringe-worthy muh stronk womyn background - including the obligatory declaration of Sonja being a promiscuous slut an independent woman in control of her own sexuality. Truly, a female protagonist suitable to [current year].

Let me guess: the writer is a pudgy, low-t beta with no chin.

pathfinderwiki.com/wiki/Erik_Mona

I find little joy in being right.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Comics are generally bad, but Pathfinder itself is really very pozzed. Tranny dwarves, gay romances and it's all a romanticized history so none of the gods even have an issue with that except the devil himself.

Honestly I had no idea… I am only storytiming this because John Carter's presence and since Warlord of Mars is the opposite of pozzed.

Only the abrahamic incarnation of God has a problem with homosexuality/degeneracy.

I mean other than the Red Sonja bit this comic wasn't bad I actually enjoyed it until Pathfinder made the murder-hobo against killing.

I mean, first pages of the comic had him killing a guy by surprise, another screaming guy who had no chance of defending himself after being disarmed and then a lizard while quipping.

You tell me that's someone who wouldn't kill in an arena for the whores.

There has never been a culture in history that has not had a problem with homosexuality. Don't swallow modern historical revisionism.


Eh. It's one thing to kill someone who wanted to rob and murder your unconscious ass, and it's another thing to kill random civilians thrown into the pit for public execution or people who are forced to fight even if it isn't in their interest. Assuming that's what happens off-page.

What I find weirder is that he has no problem killing "monsters". I don't know shit about Pathfinder, but at least in D&D it is clear that most monsters have at least some decent degree of sentience, much more than any animal in our world, yet it's perfectly justified to just kill them on sight. That would be like shooting a violent retard on the spot even if he isn't doing anything, just because he is a violent retard. This has been something that's just off in games in general.

I wasn't aware of that, though it is hard to find anything about pagans and older pantheons having problems with homosexuality.

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as long as it isn't too progressive for us

Just to give OP an idea how pozzed Pathfinder is.

TRANSSEXUAL SHAMANIC DWARVES WITH A ((LIZARD)) PATRON SPIRIT THAT TAUGHT XIR HOW TO MAKE ESTROGEN AND HORMONE BLOCKERS.

I AM NOT KIDDING, NOT THE CHEAP PATHFINDER SEX-CHANGE POTION, HORMONE BLOCKERS.

SAID LIZARD ALSO "HELPS" XIR DWARF FIND MANY FUTURE MINERAL DEPOSITS FOR MINING, MOST OF WHICH IS GOLD

Paizo is full of libtards who have been arbitrarily adding dykes and faggots to their shit since 2009. They just have to have a faggot in every adventure module, lately they've included tranny bullshit as well. Also the God of Tradition was re-conned to be pro-faggot marriage and anybody who isn't for faggot marriage was declared evil.

The entire setting is full of poz and feminist bullshit that they just can't help but mentioning.

It's like White Wolf was writing DnD.

That's bullshit and you don't know fuck about history.

Sodomy(the modern definition involving teh buttsex rather than the Middle Ages which includes bestiality ect) was punishable by death in most of the city states of Greece. Though others such as Athens did grudgingly allow homosexual activity in the military and in a few instances openly admitted it like in the Sacred Band of Thebes. Pederasty was institutional in some cases (Sparta and Thebes) but penetrative sex was not. And in Athens the openly homosexual could not own property, and by extension vote or serve in a public office.

In Rome homosexuality was considered a vice. You were technically allowed to sodomize a male slave but doing so would be looked at as a "decadent Greek practice". Though the openly homosexual could own property they could not hold office or military rank. Homosexual activity of any type with a fellow citizen meant that you would be cast out of social circles. Receiving sodomy was a crime punished by revocation of property, and by extension rights of citizenship. In some Providences it was punished by death or exile.

Now lets compare that the Middle Ages Europe. The punishment for sodomy? A fine, or a five year sentence if you were unable to pay the fine. Sodomy was not punished by death, though you could be cast out of the priesthood for it. They could not revoke property or noble status for the discovery of homosexual activity. This had to do with the philosophy of the time. Homosexuality and sodomy(homosexual or otherwise) was seen as the logical extension of uncontrolled lust, the desire for sex without reproductive function. By their philosophy anyone had the potential to become a sodomite. As such the punishments were lenient compared to Rome or Greece.

China also hated faggotry and considered it anti-social.

Mud people don't matter because the fuck actual goats, they have no standards of behavior.

Wow, thanks for the warning… I hope this shit doesn't rub on the rest of the comic. But if it does, I will do the same thing as the user who storytimes every Hellcat issue. Shares the suffering with the rest of this board.

I hope it doesn't come to that… Seeing so many pulp-era heroes being poozed will break my heart

Look having a few homo poets writing fanfiction doesn't make the society at large tolerant of butt humping.


That's actually what pisses me off. It is neither a setting based on history with archiac moral and social structures nor a fantastical extrapolation based on the internal rules of a fantasy world. It's just the current year with magic and swords, lazy as fuck.

Also, HAIL ASMODEUS!

Don't let it get you down mang. The worst it is the more we can laugh at it.

Just image Thulsa Doom breaking down the tavern door, "THULSA DOOM DEMANDS BITCHES, MORE BITCHES FOR THULSA DOOM!" then turning everybody who isn't a wench into a snake.

I steal Pathfinder rules to run shit because they started out just fixing shit that was wrong in 3.5, then immediately fucked it up with more power creep.

I'd recommend the Black Company or True Sorcery rules for any 3.X system. Which makes wizards less powerful but more flexible so its more like what magic is portrayed as in literature.

Or you could just the Conan rpg by Mongoose publishing is which or more sword and sorcery with less modern fantasy bullshit.

Or just any of the Warhammer 40k rpgs.

Yea fuck Pathfinder's default world.

Although I wonder if there are other comics for DnD worlds. I would read the shit out of Dark sun, or Eberron comic book.

I don't mean to start an edition war, but I enjoy 5e way more than 3e mechanics wise. I can actually play a cleric of lightning, and not feel total garbage.

I don't know anything about 5e other than it is supposedly like ADnD but without the stupid weapon speed and "roll under" rules.

Well there was a Forgotten Realms comic..I think.

There is actually a Dark Sun comic if I remember correctly.

readcomiconline.to/Comic/Dark-Sun
well this is your lucky day

There was a 5e one that looked kindof interesting but I don't know if it ever got story timed.

Sonja's new non-rape backstory is actually Gail Simone's fault.

Gail Simone..of course. The person who yelled out "Women in Refrigerators"…yet doesn't mind if male character bites it.

The Greeks despised homosexuality. You wouldn't find Felix the blacksmith living with his husband and everyone being totally fine with it, that's a modern myth.

What is true however is the practice of pederasty: older men would take pre-pubescent boys as sex-toys. However, those men would have wives and would only have sex with boys, not grown men. This is because in those days there was no effective contraception, so if you had sex with a woman or girl there was a chance she would get pregnant. So boys were for fucking without worry. And even then they would fuck them between the thighs, not in the ass (was was degenerate even to these degenerates). Finally, the practice of pederasty was only common among the upper classes, and rich people being degenerate is nothing new.

You will find this practice even to this day in the middle-east where wealthy warlords fuck pre-pubescent boys who are dressed up like girls with make-up and everything.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacha_bazi

I should also mention that before there was pederasty the custom was that in the tribal days an older man and a boy would venture out into the wilderness where the boy would learn survival and hunting. This was similar to an apprenticeship in more modern days. Of course there is always the chance that some diddling did happen, but that was not the intent of the custom.

It should also be mentioned that charges of pederasty were a common insult in Greek culture. So in many cases those who were called faggots or recorded as being pederasts in a political diatribe may not have been. Basically other than a few poets most of society is recorded has having great disdain for it.

Why not just fuck a woman between the thighs?

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But I don't want to kill Red Sonja

Sources?

Then just rape her. That will at least get her story back on track.

Good advice.

The greeks had a different notion of morality than us. If anything, they hated women. Have you seen those Asterix strips where the romans are often depicted as fat and effeminate? Greeks used to belive the human body was the result of a mixture of liquids, and fat was the most despicable one of them all. Women have more fat than men in their bodies, so they were "ugly". That's why most of the men used to do physical activities while naked: greeks used to believe a slim, muscular and male body was the archetype of beauty.

Fucking people between the thighs was a common trick among street whores as recently as the victorian era. Since you would end up fucking a whore in some alley, and often standing up, she would put your cock between her thighs and masturbate you like that. There are records from a prostitute who worked for like 20 years in the slums of London but only had real sex like 5 or 10 times.

I don't know, maybe it was too close to the vagina and some sperm could still get inside. Or she could rub it in herself intentionally. Or maybe it had something to do with preserving a woman's purity. I don't know, I'm not the one fucking boys.


I think you pulled that one out of your ass. And Asterix comics are not an authoritative source for antique history.

To be fair, she basically lives as a man, so she should probably party like a man. She's also a vagabond, so different partners isn't the result of some overt attempt to slut it up, it just comes as a result of wandering the world.

The progressive tone of these stories is still bullshit, obv.

Ex post facto rationalizations. Of course it is an "overt attempt to slut it up". She was turned into a skank because that's what Marxists want women to be, and because betacucks jerk their microdicks to it.

I see you too have read From Hell.

Hey…got any more of those? Warrior Women/Strong women getting raped is my fetish

Go to one of the Rule 34 sites and use the appropriate tags. Don't turn yet another thread here into a porn dump.

Roger dodger, user.