How do I get a pink haired maiden to be my gf

How do I get a pink haired maiden to be my gf

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pink

Pink girls are in high demand but low supply

That's what makes them so alluring

You'll have to settle for redheads, sorry.

You're still here? Do you like pink girls too?

I bet everyone would consider this the hottest most pure hair color for girls at least.

What am I, a pleb? Of course I do.

Would you cream one with me?

I thought you'd never ask!

What would it take to get to that point? Some sort of splicing with blondes? Gotta dilute the color somehow.

I used to respect you, norgay
guess you're a faggot like all the rest

Something like this, then?~

Wouldn't it be nicer to share a hole? Very nice and intimate~

Try tumblr.

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I'm dying of KEK

You missed an important word there fam

That sounds a little too perverted for me. How about you and I just take turns instead? My cum would keep her lubed up for you ~

My bad. Your offical theme until you find that special one.


GODSPEED user!

Great, that means I could get a little taste too, doesn't it?

I dunno but why do we waste money on wars and shit when we could be making pink haired cat girls for the future.

You'd want to taste? You're not some type of creepy stalker, are you?

the jews

No, just very, very horny~

You've been perving on me a lot recently. Lapping up my cum isn't something just any boy would do.. Is there something on your mind? What is it about me you find fetching enough to consider rubbing cocks together?

We seem to share some taste, and I'm always happy to make a friend and have some fun~

IT IS TIME
AJ THREAD

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Fuck off AJ, some of us are enjoying this.

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thanks aj, it was starting to get pretty gay in here

This thread turned Gay

Yay

Oh. Sorry.

don't listen to him

Suspicious. I'll be watching myself around you, I wouldn't want to get taken advantage of…

Well, we wouldn't want that, would we?

To be quite frank I'm not really interested in you at all. Just keep posting those pink sluts for me, will you?

It's a catch 22 situation for them you see. The amount of alcohol he'd need would give him whiskey dick for the next few years, assuming that his liver didn't just explode about half way through the process of course.

You say that, but straighter men than you have changed their mind~

You sound very confident. Why don't you try me?
Go on.. change my mind~

It's not your mind I'm the most interested to play with, but you knew that already~
Could it be you want me to talk about what I would do to you because it gets you off? I wonder~

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Oh come on now fags. Why stop just cause of me.

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That's really gay bro.

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Got me.

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Another thread claimed by AJ.

I just got out of the shower, performing my ritual ablutions. I've a busy day today, if you don't mind, I'd like to cum right away.

What did you have in mind?

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gay community

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Keep posting.~

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Sure, if my friend feels good, I feel good too.

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You're my porn, not my friend.
Keep posting those pink sluts.

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To me, those are the same thing~

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Then, you're fapping too? That's cute.
I'm about to let it out.. did you want to cum together?

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Cum to this big boi

Sure, sharing makes it feel better, which is really all that matters~

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who is that?

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The fags escaped this thread because they couldn't handle AJ. I will chase them down and exterminate them.

Ponyfag. Calls himself Twilight Haze.

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Kek

Is not that cringy to be honest, however I feel like my standards just get lower and lower each year.

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kys fam

OP: Real talk

Get in great shape and really take care of yourself.

Go to Anime Cons and cosplay nice things. Pick up anime cosplay girls. Ask them to do pink hair cosplays because you think its cute.

Enjoy fam.


Also as Brazil user said, make some fucking money senpai.

t. average Holla Forumstard