How do I convince my sister to let me take a pic of her with a timestamp so I can pretend to be a girl on here?

How do I convince my sister to let me take a pic of her with a timestamp so I can pretend to be a girl on here?

how old is she exactly?

that'll be easy if she's 10 or below

Picture your cock instead and pretend you're a boy on here!~

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are you that gay norwegian?

tell her you'll suck her dick

take a sneaky creeper pic and photoshop the timestamp, like every other grill here

I think there are two of them, but yes.

We are both straight, actually.

You are both faggots that don't belong on Holla Forums. Each and every one of your threads will be ruined from now on.

Not as long as ID's exist, I don't even notice you most of the time, sorry daddy

tell here you're making a time capsule
post results

Except the id was being changed throughout the thread, think of some better damage control, fag. Enjoy erping with the random shirtless AJs popping up and forcing you to filter it each time.

My trap folder exceeds your google search AJ photos. I could post in batches of five and I could still beat you, daddy. Just accept that boipussi is here to stay.

write on her hand, tell her to cover her face and pull down on her shirt to get just a bit of cleavage for your evidence. ez

Idk, but take some creepshots of her soles and post them ITT

fy faen

du burde skytes for landssvik

Compromise? Cut the photo off at her eyes so we get a nice close-up of her pretty mouth.


All you have to do is hide the threads, user. I don't know why you're so triggered over our Norwayposters. They just want to make people happy. Don't you want to be happy?

Classic Jew trick, intentionally missing the point of a post and inserting meaningless questions that have nothing to do with the argument.

Du kan komme å skyte Baby-juicen din ned i halsen min~

Nobody is forcing you to do anything, you're the one putting yourself in the position of interrupting others' fun. Hide the threads and champion your views elsewhere. You're accomplishing nothing by throwing a tantrum.

t. norwegian

Fags like you sully the board with their nasty garbage and you want me to ignore it? Nah, unlike those gay eurotrash I won't ignore a problem that is festering around me and hope for the best. Fags will never belong on Holla Forums get used to it.

We aren't all ashamed of our nationalities like you, you know~

Just ask, "can you hold this for me" "you need to smile" *take a pic* there you go. give money after the event to create pavlov's dog effect

Where do you think you are?

you must be in charge tho, dont be some weak beta faggot

you aren't ashamed of your nationality? wow you racist bigot

Where do you think you are? Trap threads and fags like you belong on halfchan.

I guess you would have to make me docile and tolerant with you dick, daddy. I can be a bit of a rebel~

anyone who supports nationalism is a bigot like you. diversity is good

[heh heh heh]


To make room for your pedo and cuck threads, right?

I can be pretty diverse in the bedroom, come over and I'll prove it to you~

Nope, never said not implied anything about pedo or cuck threads. Good to know when gays like you start to lose an argument you instantly try to change the subject to something else.

So if I'm understanding this correctly, you're on a mission to clean up Holla Forums despite Holla Forums always being a hive of horrible pervy things you can't look away from?

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He is just playing his role as the big strong hunk, punishing us~

that's a man in a girl's body just so you know

That doesn't stop me form wanting to stick my dick in it.

No you understood wrong, must be because of the brain damage you suffered as a child. What I'm trying to do is get rid of insufferable fags like you, the type of fags that erp the entire day and make 10 different threads, flooding the catalog and burning my eye. Trash like you ruined halfchan, you ruined society, and now you are trying to ruin this place too.
Next time use your brain a little bit even though it might be difficult for you.

I just think it's futile. Any effort of fixing this board is going to require a whole lot more than wrestling maymay man.

Did you just assume I'm a secondary? I have sucked dick for less you know, so watch out buster!

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me too, cagliostro a cutest

is there any way to filter by country flag?
asking for a friend

Wow, you're really mad. I will agree that there is a slight spamming quality, but that's nothing new. It'll correct itself the less butthurt you get over it.

You can just ID filter me, like I do with Daddy GayJ~

having to filter you every time you show up is pretty annoying tho

You could just give in, you never know you wont like it. I'm told I have a very persuasive mouth~

I don't know why but genderbender/bodyswap is such a big turn on for me.


Please, do not lewd the Friends.

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I'm a friend that specialises in sucking dick~

Yeah you're right, I am mad. We didn't get rid of the "love" thread fags just so some eurocucks can take their place and ruin this board while their countries are being raped by Muslims.
I hate worthless cunts like you. Problems don't fix themselves, people are supposed to fix problems. Lazy idiots like you are precisely why Europe is in flames right now.

you're not that faggot from the love threads, are you?
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I just really like Cag because she's a really fucking good character with great abilities

Nope~

Friend, it's an imageboard. Imageboards don't exist out of good, lofty intentions. If you want to make the world a better place, starting on the internet is not the way to go. The internet is everything wrong with humanity. Go out into the real world, crusader. This dungeon is incompatible with your class.

somehow I doubt that

Yeah. And imagine how perverted you'd have to be to choose a loli as your permanent form.

I find that people are often honest after a really long, intense night of fucking, so why don't we find out if I'm lying~

I mean, if I could remake my body at will and live forever I'd make myself a loli too

faggot

What idiot wouldn't want to be an eternal cute girl doing cute girl things for eternity?

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Rude, I might have to put your dick up my butt and hit it against my prostate until I cum if you don't take it back~

is this girl cute?

most normalfags probably

stop reminding me of this webm

Metal Gay!?! huh…

Maybe it's just the music masking it but that Miller is fucking spot on.

Stop purposefully misconstruing my posts just to defend your gay friends. I never said imageboards are for good or I am trying to make this place into a perfect domain,. The problem here is gays on imageboards and I want you out, and you will be kicked the fuck out trust me.

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How about you thrust me instead?~

someone give me (you)s plz

AJ THREAD
FUCK OFF FAGS

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And what's the plan for that, chief?

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RJ hijack

Get some reading comprehension faggot.

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filter by id is bretty nice tbh

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It makes Daddy GayJ so hecking peeved too~

keep filtering

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done

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Keep on going.

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You do know it only takes them a few seconds to filter right?

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Is it autism?

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less than a second, it's just 2 clicks

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He just takes his role as the big strong daddy punishing the naughty boys very seriously~

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now I want to play Granblue but it's still down for maintenance for another hour
thanks norgay

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All that pent-up anger, if only he had something tight to push it all into.

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It would need to be someone who could endure a really rough session, going on for hours, just being pounded away at until their butt is a sloppy mess~

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who wants some hentai?

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and I can post the other chapters if anyone wants

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Where did you fags run off to? I expected more of a challenge.

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I just wanted to make sure someone else actually wanted it

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check em

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and the obligatory meem

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It's decent stuff, user. Ever so appreciated.

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thanks
sorry for the pause, posting error

looks like I'm good to go again

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and that's all that's translated that I could find right now

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HELP

I'd be glad to help you out, if you are feeling frustrated~