Plot: Holla Forums is a school, the player is a newfag who must choose a leftist ideology and the corresponding board personality/tripfag while the school is overrun by Nazi bullies with no mods to be found, and Space_ and Hoxha try to create a rival student council.
The Grills: The right choices
Yui: Hegelian reverse-trap version of Hirasawa Yui, "communist" Hegelianism. If the player chooses her, everyone agrees that materialism is idealist and Stirner is like Zizek, and burns Marx. Holla Forums renounces materialism and becomes Hegalian historical idealists, Absolute Spirit is achieved and history ends.
n1x: Post-left speculative post-humanist cybernetic anarcho-nihilist communist egoism robed figure with hidden face. If the player chooses them, their face is revealed to be a SPOOKY SKELETON, player dies and becomes a skeleton and joins n1x's secret dictatorship to overthrow Holla Forums. The last bastion of the true Left is destroyed and everyone goes on to smash windows and check muh privileges.
SabotTheCat (book club cat flag poster): Book club president, catgirl nerd with giant breasts, anarcho-statist syndicalism. If the player chooses her, Holla Forums all starts reading theory, the school is destroyed and replaced with a school that is called something else, and all people who don't read are collectively gulaged by the workers.
The neutral choices:
Kaworu: Silver-haired fuckboy Benjamin-romantic post-Marxist. If the player chooses him, they get addicted to drugs and both get high as fuck and Kaworu chokes the player to death thinking that he's achieved instrumentality.
Rebel_Absurdity: A morbidly obese slutty church girl, Christian Socialist Luxembougism. If they choose this, the player and Rebel have a Christian marriage, and on their honeymoon Rebel crushes the player to death as she orgasms screaming about Kierkegaard.
Freudposter: Yandere chain-smoking Lacanian-Marxist. If the player chooses her, they get kidnapped and subjected to perverted Freudian sexual tortures while Freudposter memes, calls them and idiot, psychoanalyzes their reactions, and denies having any fetishes.
The bad choices:
Xexizy: The school crush who is secretly gay, a Leninist. If the character chooses him, they realize that he doesn't read theory, Xexizy gets mad and gulags them for being a counter-revolutionary.
Marxposter: The school's accountant, the ugly kid who wears a fake beard, an orthodox Marxist. If the player chooses him, Marxposter lectures him on why love is counter-revolutionary because it isn't based in economics. The player dies of boredom.
Howard_Scott: Robot loli Student Council president, technocracy. If the player chooses her, they are "repurposed" as soylent green.
Secret grillz
Checkers: In every other character's path there is a point where they play a game of checkers with the grill. If the player wins every game of checkers, they will be challenged to a game of chess with the same board pieces. If you lose, you boost Checkers' ego and gain her as a romantic choice.
Satan-chan: A mallgoth girl who is 2cool4skool. You have to find her by talking to people, as no one knows who she really is. If you succeed in finding her, read her Satanic angelfire sites and like her drawings on deviantart, you get to do a ritual with her. Alien Nazi demons come to you and take you to Mars when you become king and queen of the Martian Aryan school. You come back and destroy Holla Forums and all the degenerate leftists.
