Let's play the Walmart Game

Let's play the Walmart Game.

Pick any three items from the store that will make the cashier raise her eyebrows when you checkout.

Bonus points if you post pics.

This is plebbit tier shit.

sponsered by walmart
op works for walmart

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Lel so randum.

Pretty unoriginal but

>copy of Jet magazine

(checked)
Dubs confirms you've done it

Just one thing *it's sage*

he really does

b-but Walmart is evil

(((Walmart)))?

>American Girl magazine

they don't have a single wale there

Why the ice?

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Ice beer has more alcohol. If you're already buying cheap beer, it's the best bang for your buck.

- book 'faggots and how op has become their leader'
- 'op gets money for this and you don't realize it' magazin
- sage newspaper

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Do I need money or can I buy anything worth any price?

1. buy walmart
2. buy other walmarts
3. buy all walmarts

I am now rich

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LOL THIS MY FAVORITE GAME I SEEN ON BEE LOL!!!!!!!!!!
OKAY HERE MY JOKE
AND SHE LOOK AT ME i SAID "xDD IDUNNO I HAVE POIOP GOTTA GO POOP!"""!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

L;OL!

I thought Holla Forums was 18+ only.

WELCOME TO Holla Forums FRIEDNO ::^))
UNMLIKE REDDIT OR 4REDDIT
Holla Forums IS INFACT NOT 18+ ONLY
THE MORE YOU KNOW
OHZ LOL! I HAVE NOTHER JOKE

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DATAMINING THREAD
STOP REPLYING

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two watermelon halves and a bottle of superglue

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niggers, niggers kikes and big black throbbing cock going into white boy dumbass racist firecracker ass they should go kill themselves
NIGGERS SHOULD DIE
GAS THE KIKES
RACE WAR NOW
REEEEEEEE
MY DICK IS SO HARD FOR HENTAI LOLI TRAP TENTACLE RAPE BY STEAM PUNK TENtACLES

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rubber gloves
a dildo
and a bike

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Why the fuck would anyone buy a "greatest hits" album of any artist in the past 50-60 years? I realize some compilations have exclusive material, but otherwise it's a waste of money. Walmart is brimming with this shit and I have no idea where it comes from, some of it looks practically bootleg-tier quality.

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I'm not really into compilations either, but I don't know the names of any of their albums off the top of my head, so I just said that for expediency.

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adult diapers
pacifier
laxatives

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>Mary Poppins DVD

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Rope, baseball bat, hard luggage bag.

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Buy a Walmart gift card, and then buy another Walmart gift card for the same amount with the first gift card, and then buy a third gift card for the same amount with the second.

This is actually a foolproof way to launder money, because the system only logs the payment method used to purchase the first gift card.

They won't let you buy gift cards with gift cards for that very reason.

Well, shit. Is there any way around it, such as buying random things on gift card and returning them, saying you lost the original gift card so you get your refund on a new gift card?

Condoms, diapers, box of Hefty bags

You can buy items and return them. They'll refund you in the form of a new gift card, but there will always be an electronic trail showing when the card was activated and the return that it was a part of. Meaning that it can always be traced back to the original card if they decide to dig deep enough. If you do it a couple of times at multiple stores, you reach the point of being pretty safe though.

a Koran
a pack of bacon
a bag of dog food

*I don't know if Walmart even sells Korans, I'm guessing they do in more slimey areas.

3 packs of pokemon cards

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