Why aren't you fapping to anime right now?

If I could fuck 2d, I would. I've already jerked continuously for the last how many days, I need a break. Post moar anyway.

You rubbing one out?

Such is life.

Fucking pervert.

I want to jam it in Tohsaka

As if anybody could blame me. Mouthy little brats aren't easy to come across when you've got forever to go for any actual human contact. Gotta love that look. Having a tiny frame to force down, who wouldn't miss that?

PERV

White's too pure.

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Sex bomb Rin

See, total slut.

No difference what the location.

What's wrong with craving a little dick? That's not slutty.

I am

Speaking from experience?

Maybe he just likes the taste

Possibly.

tumy

Op has a point.
But I just finished so give me 2 minutes to recharge.

Look at this McPleb.

Actually I am.

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Because I am not a pedo.
Fuck off, cancerfag.

that's not a rosary illiterate scum

Oh shit, you're right. I'm sorry.

You should try it. It's fun.

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please stop
do not lewd the yotsuba

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Yotsuba exists to be lewded.
Happy Smile is tame compared to the weird fantasies I have about her.

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you are wrong

If I wasn't meant to fap to her, God wouldn't have made her so cute.

You have to go back to halfchan.

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t. homosexual community

wow. wat an edgy post

Because my sister picks the porn on Saturdays.

Ok

What sort of porn does your sister pick?

Well I'm busy, but you can jerk me off if you want to.

gay

Deepthroating :^)

Tell us more.

How deep?

So, do you just sit and enjoy it together, or is it more like a kinky thing where you take turns making the other one masturbate to weird porn?

Oh really? :^)

The former. We got used to it when we were younger, and there's a very limited time window for porn viewing purposes and only one working computer. There's nothing sexual between us. We have helped each other out from time to time, though. You know, for science.

It depends on how big you are. Are you a big guy?

Stop cucking yourself, faggot. 'Take it to the next level and report back with results.

maybe she should try it on you

I can't while my parents are up

More of this.

You need to start subtly introducing her to some kinky dom/sub porn. Hopefully she'll get hooked on the emotions involved, and there's really no way to replicate them without two people.
Maybe buy her a remote controlled vibrator and ask her to let you take control of her fapping sessions.

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