Be me

This isn't the end.
cont?

No

Go on, OP. I'm listening

nah

Samefaggin'

dew it

stew it

Alright, I'm down for a story.

twist

twist it

jew it

bop it!

OP post story, I got my hot cocoa ready
pic related

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You're kind of a douchebag tbh

That's what a gay virgin like OP thinks an alpha acts like

Nigger, your education is important.
Stop ditching!

I ditched school loads when I was in HS. And I only finished it 2 years late!

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Nigger are you stupid or actually that bitter?

Wow OP you sound like the dick in this story. The other guy is just a weirdo. Youre a legit asshole

Hey OP. You are a colossal cunt. I hope Johnny Boy cuts your tubby bitch tits off and feeds them to you.

not him, but poe's law applies