Welcome 4chan

Hail 4channer!
Please Stay
You are welcomed here
Ignore the reclusive virgins who enjoy solitude so they can be retards.

Onegaishimasu, friendly-chan.

get out cuckchan, we know who's behind this post

Onegaishimasu to you too, summer.
I hope you will stay with us.
We have cool boards and stuff here.
Webms have sound and can be larger than 4chan.
We don't have to solve Capchta (whatever the fuck it's called) all the time. It is overall more convenient.

ITS BACK, GET LOST.

I-I'd l-like that…

no our house is still no fix

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4chan works again

go on reddit then they're basically the same site but please don't come here

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why are you guy's so mean here I am going to cry

bumping so the wonderful 4channer can see our welcome wagon.
Come ye all and sundry

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CANCER
CANCER
CANCER
CANCER
SAGE!
SAGE!
SAGE!

One is in a more advance state of cancer but both still have cancer.
Good illustration user

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What an insufferable Faggot you are.
You must love fucking your pillow

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the only 4cuck anons to come here when 4turd is down are those who can't survive a minute without an ib to crutch their pathetic existence.
they are the most basement-ridden, retarded and needy of the latest generation of americans. they are also devoid of talent and originality.
on arrival here, they immediately feel at home and among kindred spirits. what does this imply?

lets all pray together

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what's wrong with that?

do you want daily trap threads and wwyd and hunger games threads?

what's wrong with them?

It implies that you got heaven dubs…
CHECKED!!!!

You're new here aren't you?

we don't have 5 going at the same time

rarely ever one tbh

So what's this

a beautiful woman

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