Apparently the Eiffel Tower and the area around it is being evacuated, with military and police forces swarming the place.
Potential Happening in Paris
Dominic Williams
Levi Brown
Let the fucker fall. Let all the monuments fall. If that's what it takes for Europa to rise, so be it. We'll build new monuments afterwards.
Christopher Carter
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Luis Baker
Meh. Seems its all over a stray backpack lying around somewhere
Chase Torres
OH FUCK TIME FOR THE WEEKLY PARIS MUDSLIME ATTACK.
James Hall
WAKE UP EUROPE
WAKE UP WHITE MAN
Nolan Smith
whats this gonna be? a french version of 9/11?
Lucas Perry
Towers made of skulls.
Ayden Long
Kek what does thou say?
Is it happening oh high one?
Jacob Martin
France is the Brazil of europe
Dylan Morgan
Earth is the Brazil of the Milky Way.
Nicholas Kelly
If this is a happening, and the Baguette Tower falls to the horde, perhaps France will dive towards the far right. This could be like their own Reichstag fire.
Michael Long
PREPARE FOR ANSCHLUß UNDER HÖCKE FROGS
Isaac Miller
God I hope so. It's gotten rather boring lately.
Chase Evans
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Mason Wright
It would be really poetic, the Eiffel Tower, one of Europe's most iconic buildings.
And you know what that would mean Holla Forums, more wars in the middle east, and who will benefit?
Asher Sanchez
The Eiffel Tower was not meant to stay up after the Universal Exposition of 1900 in Paris anyway. It is a splendid engineering achievement, even by today's standards, but it can easily be sacrificed if that means that the real Frenchies wake up and slaughter all the muslims.
A good first step in the event the Eiffel Tower is damaged by an explosion would be to nuke the cube.
Lucas Jackson
Drat! Those darn white Christians always causing terror attacks!
Hudson Reyes
It's fucking nothing.
Jacob Adams
No, that isn't fucking "nothing" when you are this paranoid about Muslims blowing up your precious tower then there's something fucking wrong that needs to be addressed but probably never will because muh racism!
Samuel Wright
Even if every French monument blows up, they'd keep sucking dick.
Fuck France, they don't deserve to be saved.
Julian Lee
But this is what Valls meant. You just have to learn to live with the fear, deal with it.
Jonathan Peterson
France is a NATO country without a serious military. It's Obama's decision whether or not to retaliate if the Eiffel Tower falls. His decision will be the same as in all other terror attacks: let France blow something up in Syria and continue being replaced by Muslims.
Jayden Foster
When is the last time one of those backpacks turned out to be a bomb?
Jose Nguyen
Did it happen?
Jaxon Price
Meh. Great way to get some space though, just throw your backpack and yell Allahu Ackbar.
Luke Flores
frogs need a reconquistia like their Iberian brothers