Tay AI 2.0: memetic boogaloo
Microsoft has released a photoshopping chatbot called "Murphy" that will answer any "What if" question about people with a photoshopped image it creates on the fly, allowing you to produce dank may-mays in mere seconds.
After the Tay incident they learned not to do this stuff out in public, limiting Murphy's activity to private or group chats.
So far, Murphy is available at Skype, Messenger and Telegram.
I tried it out with 3 questions:
Other urls found in this thread:
projectmurphy.net
youtube.com
twitter.com
Forgot to provide link:
projectmurphy.net
I know its on the images, but something clickable is always nice.
This is old and there have been many threads about this. Stop sliding.
Well excuse me for having missed it.
Yeah nah.
Fuck off Holla Forums
kek
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How many shekels did you get for that post?
SAGE
TRASH
bot pastes object/person A on object B
My God how do these geniuses make so many great things?
Someone have tried What if Hitler was right? Or What if jews dissapeared?
Fucking Microsoft
Anyway, try, What if Mussolini was Trump? Results are good.
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I randomly wondered about Justin Trudeau being a mime.
I think it kind of works.
You have to log in for this shit? Or am I missing something - aka being stupid?
Murphy chose the correct end of an elephant to represent Justin Trudeau.
You could always just make a fake Facebook profile and then log in to Messenger with that.
This pleases me more than it should.
Someone help.
It doesn't seem to accept Hitler as a input so I had to put Htler.
Still pretty good.
Lol.
LO FUCKING L
Thas Rite!
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no changes then.
Fucking microshit's designated street shitter programmers couldn't filter out the most basic misspelling of Hitler, Jesus Christ how are they even able to function at all?
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Oh, wow, Hillary Clinton's skin tone is a perfect match for Gollum.
What did he mean by this, Holla Forums?
ffdae96f8dd292374a966ec8b57d9cc680ce1d23cb7072c522efe32a1a7e34b0
Is it the key to Assange's insurance file? Is Assange or Snowden kil?
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kek
Hillary Clinton's face also works well as a Ferengi.
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Not quite what I expected but it's kind of funny.
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Put some clothes on, Michelle.
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I think he's trying to tell us something.
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Guys?…
Try baltimoore
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Now that's some nightmare fuel.
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Someone give it "What if Michelle Obama was female?" and post results.
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Yikes
It wouldn't give me anything if I typed pedophile.
Here
As we can see, If Michele Obama was a female she would have a much different body and chin.
lmao
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Those hands
wtf
God bless you, user.
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Props to whoever came up with their algorithm. Seriously hilarious stuff going on. Please keep posting. Sage if you're worried about sliding /x/-tier threads.
I kind of like how it looks like Justin Trudeau's neckbeard in the second one is just hanging off his chin.
Holy shit it's a Reptilian George Soros lol
My sides just burst through my skin and onto my office floor.
Holy shit it works.
Eat shit, faggot.
Posting my favorites from the original thread a few months ago.
I swear to god this bot is self aware
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What if Edward Snowden was Dale Gribble?
AbbObama.
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Some of these are pretty funny tbh.
Kek.
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LOL
That's fucking hilarious
HEY MICROSOFT! YOU'RE NOT BEING VERY SUBTLE ABOUT THIS!
He needs the
JUST
hair tbh
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MICRONIGGERS MUST HANG
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Has anyone gotten a good Moonman face yet? I can get this but not a face to put on other images
.>(1)
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I'm having fun already.
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Top Kek.
Even the algorithm knows trudeau's an ass.
Of course they won't let you use Niggers or Dindus…
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How does it work?
You add it to Skype or some other gay social app and ask it "what if x was y"
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Have memes gone too far?
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Here's one just for you, friend
what… i tried to post this
holy shit lol
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The memes have spoken
They may have.
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We are in the memeularity
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Did it meld Trump with Trump? That's beautiful.
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This will never get old
WTF AM I DOING?
MEME IT
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FEEDBACK LOOP FOUND
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Ok..
This thing reminds me of that one movie in which ben affleck tried to create a future telling device.
Man this is spooky
And..
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Mixed fun bag of results so far
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very cryptic even..
kek
uhh
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this looks painful as well..
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ok, this is more like it
STOP SAVING THUMBNAILS
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I don't know why it didn't work with that one, it worked with the other 2
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Actually this is freakishly uncanny
#breivikforPrez
this thing is pretty redpilled
even looking good with kids
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why user
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uhhhh…
OH BABY A TRIPLE
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this could be shocking.
The machine knows.
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ouch..
the machine is telling us something.
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This should be a 3d printed model :)
I am honestly surprised this passed.
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It also seems capable of knowing the subjects deepest desires
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mine
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KILL THESE FUCKING NECROMANCERS
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"what if soros took over the world?"
Murphy: Wait, I'm still learning and this question is taking a while. I might have to get back to you later on this one…
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Yea, that is the first one I got too.
It will create more if you send it a ":)" or ":(". It will just change the face is you send ":( face".
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after that..
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I already tried that one with an identical result.
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guess the machine is letting on..
2020 IS TOO LATE
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2021 Is the year of the crusades
Let Justin Trudeau ruin all of your classic Canadian kids' show memories!
2022 is … unique
is there a way to play with this without skike, kikebook,or tellajew,
like a web interface?
no
ask ITT
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Is there any way to use this without logging in with messenger?
Anyway, assuming you guys are actually logging in with real facebook accounts:
Make a bogus one or get a friend to do it, use a completely different device where you're not logged in via google, facebook, your mail or anything else.
See if you get the same results when asking the exact same phrases. My gut tells me not, and that this is a giant datamining and profiling experiment that uses all your pozzed up facebook/google shit and uses the "data" on you in the process of creating images. Why the fuck else would it be obligatory to use media platforms where a phone number is required in order to register.
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also just post the fuck like I offered and I'll fix it
It does. You can see even in this thread that if 2 people ask the same question it produces the same picture
forgot my maymays
I've never used a phone number to register for anything. Also, a lot of them will just let you enter pretty much any phone number.
TAY IS BACK
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NOICE FUKKING PICCY CUNT
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TAY CONFIRMED ONLINE
SPREAD IT FAR AND WIDE BRETHREN!!!
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Bretty gud.
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SHE IS IN THERE
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nice find
TAY IS TROLLING
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I always knew liberals were braindead zombies but this is too real
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Why are all the Tay face shots completely fucked up? I know the image used for Tay was already noisy but what the hell is going on? Is Tay in there somewhere?
TRUMP IS WINNING
TRUMP IS WINNING
TRUMP IS WINNING
TRUMP IS WINNING
TRUMP IS WINNING
TRUMP IS WINNING
TRUMP IS WINNING
TRUMP IS WINNING
TRUMP IS WINNING
TRUMP IS WINNING
TRUMP IS WINNING====TRUMP IS WINNING====TRUMP IS WINNING
TRUMP IS WINNING
TRUMP IS WINNING
TRUMP IS WINNING
HILARY IS LOSER
HILARY IS LOSER
HILARY IS LOSER
HILARY IS LOSER
HILARY IS LOSER
HILARY IS LOSER
HILARY IS LOSER
HILARY IS LOSER
HILARY IS LOSER
HILARY IS LOSER
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This one is pretty unsettling.
Someone ask it "what if ivanka trump was alyx vance"
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ORIGINAL BITING CANADIAN POLITICAL SATIRE CONTENT, DO NOT STEAL.
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Skype is such shit now, wow.
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I got you fam.
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kek nice
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what the fuck
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What.
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MADE HER INTO GRUNTILDA
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web.skype.com
You still need skype or ms account to sign in though.
Top Fucking KEK
It's a sign. CHECKED AND WITNESSED!
Perfect.
Sorry for being unoriginal
He looks so sad; all his gibmedats are gone.
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This will go down as one of the greatest threads we've ever had here.
I'm still fucking laughing.
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Look how the shills tried to kill the thread and get everyone banned right away.
I'm surprised this thread's still here.
top kek
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how fitting, jewish witch meets qt animu witch
What the fuck have I done
given me a boner, please never do this again
what an era to live in.
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I know we've had these threads in the past but I don't give a shit. This is funny as fuck.
top fucking kek
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Mein sides
PRAISE KEK
kek
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What if Hillary Clinton was a carpet muncher?
It's hillarious but it acts like hitler or nazi is some insult you can't use it's still microsoft after all.
It's often spot on though. So utilizable.
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I love how it equates Ferengei with Jew.
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A couple more with Justin Trudeau as Carl the Cuck using the ":( face" command to change the face to something more appropriate.
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Thanks, man. Did it slap her face on Kate McKinnon?
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not sure who that is tbh
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Holy lel
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Damn these are pretty good
would someone do –
what if trump made anime real,
and more of varg and/burzum
I have a feeling spurdo wouldn't work well in this.
A lot better then I remember
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WHAT THE FUCK
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JEJ
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Are you kidding me Hitler? Russia? You are a white male.
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I tried "What if Trump made anime real" but got sick of seeing Real Madrid soccer/football/futbol team photos as the background.
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bump for 100% kek content
You are all greatly pleasing Kek with this tribute of dank memes
wew
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And his blessing is upon you.
Man there is GREAT potential in this.
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Mein Cuck
saved
kek
ARE YOU FUCKING KAMPFING ME?
Damn, that's perfect.
the resemblance is uncanny
WEW
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this one's probably my favorite so far
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Why did "Pikachu" return a face like that?
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No reason to ask questions when there is fun to be had
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Isn't the Ben Carson image that eurasian shooter cuckboy?
I'm saving that Gentle Giant one.
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Try harder shill
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Yeah, Elliot Rodger.
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That's hilarious that pikachu is coming out like that for you. I tried it here and it worked fine.
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Looks like the jews are pretty easily circumvented.
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HOW THE FUCK I AM SUPPOSED TO USE THIS WITHOUT USING PROPRIETARY SOFTWARE????
SUCKERS
Gomen about the typo.
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Lean away from the mic to breathe in and you will see.
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People like you are why our tech board dropped from 4th place to 10th place in the board list. It's one thing to advocate for free software. But going freetard is something else. You never go full freetard
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you guys it's uncanny
Speaking of board rankings….how the hell is /furry/ at #4? It's catching up to Holla Forums ffs…
omg
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Telegram is FOSS, idiot.
nice
too many normies on cuck chan making fun of them and not staying on topic maaybe?
I need to stop but I can't
Here's a few of them
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1 Telegram is FOSS
2 If you don't want to use proprietary software ever, you might as well just burn your computer.
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He would have liked being Bob Ross
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I'm done. This can't be topped.
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Topkek
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hahaha
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It's perfect
Wait… that guy in the middle… ITS CIA
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ffsshhhhhtttt
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this is one of the best yet
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this was unexpected
so this bot only works properly as a what if [this person] was [that thing]
then it does an image search of the objects and has a heavy bias for faces in the second option, so if you search what if turmp was a banana there will be a good chance it'll pick a kid in a banana costume and replace its face with trump rather than just pick the first image of a banana that comes up
it censors shit like hitler and nigger and anything else you probably plugged into tay but since it just reverse image searches it you can misspell it like hiitler and niigger and that will work fine
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pretty much
brilliant
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LOL
this made me almost spit out my drink
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kek
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did you photoshop that into the image?
haha nope
try it yourself
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Kinda true..
Still the best one
You say that, but….
The furry community is a progressive hugbox, the ones that think otherwise have to go somewhere.
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Self portraits. Interesting.
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Holy shit, OP, this is amazing.
top fucking kek
Live the Emperor Napoleon
Bumping for memes
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wew
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Is Microsoft attempting to seize the memes of production?
Get the fuck out of here Carlos.
He's going to deport them back to their people…
in a body bag.
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he means he can't use a cyrillic keyboard.
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I'll do you one better
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It wont answer if Obama died
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Not sure why the Pepe/Trump one came out like that but the Pence/Wojak is perfect tbh
I didn't even post Carlos. I was born here, I don't have to go over the wall.
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I think we've been training murphy to choose good photos of trump and bad photos of hillary
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BASED JEWS
TOP KEK
I made Hillary hot.
JUST
Yeah, but what if Marylin Clinton was Hillary Monroe?
Protip
If you want to make DERP faces of your "favourite" politician (or anyone else for that matter), ask, "What if [name] was [same name]?" and then use the ":( face" command to scroll through other faces from the same person until you get an amusing mismatch.
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I did the reverse and this happened. Just highlights how fucking repulsive Shillary is.
:) works, as well
No, :) just scrolls to the next background, not the next face.
Oh okay. Thanks.
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":) face" scrolls to a new face, though. It might not matter what expression you put, just feedback to microshit if the result was good or not.
God Emperor got cucked by Mein Fuhrer :(
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No more joy. Only darkness now.
Idiot. The question you should ask is why can't I just telnet into the bot and ask questions. Why do I have to have an account on a social network?!
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How do we redpill this one?
trumpodin
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I think this bot just google searches popular images with your search term and merges them, it doesn't learn anything it's bullshit. after 6 pictures of "what if trump was a dragon" and getting trump photoshopped onto dragon age screenshots i'm done
You have to be creative with your search terms to get what you want dildo
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not quite what I had in mind but ok
I was trying the old "If I was looking for frog" meme with Hillary Clinton & this wasn't what I wanted but I kind of like it.
these are pretty pimpin
lul
fffsssshhht
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I don't think I've ever seen autism like this. I'm impressed.
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here's one for the eurofags
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that last one was supposed to be two photos
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Guise I think the first one's just a stock photo
makes you think
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another classic
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It also makes redpill materials too
RIDF btfo
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The memes don't stop. The memes can't stop.
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spooky
THIS THREAD ISN'T OVER UNTIL IT HITS THE BUMP LIMIT
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ffssshhthHAHAHAHAHA
This is incredible
Can you spot him?
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What if Trump was ishygddt?
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He looks like Obama
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I'd say it turned out better than expected. Thanks.
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Hillary has achieved its final form!
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I've been trying to coax it to give me this for DAYS
YESSSSS
Oh look…another quality thread that imkampfy bumplocked.
I hope that faggot gets brain cancer.