Do you want some spank comic? Say no more

I found this on readcomicsonline that was once published by Marvel way back in the 00. It might not be the best comic ever, but its fun posting to remind Marvel of their old shame.

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Thank you for this, OP.

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You are welcome, user.
This is the end by the way.

Damn, 2003 was a loooooooooong time ago.

It's too bad nobody at Marvel has any balls anymore. I can't help but imagine how hilarious it would be to send the current teenage Cyclops to this world and watch him stumble around into various sword and sorcery adventures in the company of a scantily-clad Jean Grey Jena Pyre.

I own this whole comic. It's fucking awful, but I love it. It's seriously the most pointless thing ever, but oh well.


The succubus in particular was a nice touch. If you didn't have you dick out before that, you probably unzipped about here.

I unzipped at the bath scene good lord.

I still wonder how this got made. Did they notice Kinnaird and say "let's get him to make a book, whatever he wants!" or did he got to them and pitch "I want to draw some tits, you can slap some Marvel names on them if you want"?

The anatomy is gorgeous and reminds me of the 2000s' comics shading style that was used in some "learn to draw manga" books, but what the fuck's wrong with those eyes? They look so disgustingly weeaboo-ish it's almost as if they were plastered as a sticker over the actual drawn eyes.

I'm confused. What does this have to do with X-Men? N-not that I complain, though.

I reckon this series was part of the Marvel Mangaverse line which Marvel discovered the existence of Japanese comics and tried to compete with it by emulating their style. So that explains the weaboo-ish faces.


The main protagonist is supposed to be Jean Grey. That is the supposed connection.

No. It's part of the Marvel MAX series. It was a trash imprint for MATURE comics.

The breasts are pretty okay throughout, and the coloring is mostly inoffensive. Everything else about it, though- especially the faces- gives off that "trying to draw anime but not understanding how the stylization works" vibe that's endemic to so much weaboo art.

Seriously, though, everything from the costumes to the shading to the shitty CG backdrops reeks of trying to imitate Shirow Masamune's later work. Not to say that Masamune is above reproach. He can't draw female faces for shit either, at least not since the late 90's.

According to the wiki, this comic exists in the same continuity as the Mangaverse, and was probably intended to be a normal release, but since its pretty much a full-blown softcore porn, it got published under the Marvel MAX print.

Why can't I help but get a Quake feel when reading this? I'm not sure if it's the coloring, the themes or the backgrounds, but it sure does feel as if it was set in the Quake universe.

At least the shitty art was already there.

Actually, I believe this was only put under the MAX imprint because of concerns over the cover art. Note the normal Marvel banner on the first issue.

The content is just as lewd as the content art. If the cover was considered too mature they could have simply change it instead of rebranding it.

Do you guys want to know something really bizarre I found out? This comic passes the Bechedel Test. I am dead serious… Right out of the beginning Jena and Madelyne are are discussing their training and preparation for them being guardians and at no point a male characters gets mentioned, let alone become the focus of the conversation.

A lot of fiction that feminist really hate pass that arbitrary test. Like Bayonetta.

Is Ryan Kinnaird a pseudonym of Adam Warren, because other wise that artist is definitely mimicking his style.

No, totally separate guys. They've done guest covers for eachother's work and such as well.

*Tim Curry voice-over* Oh, the delicious irony!~

Oh, the delicious newfags.

So, sick of halfchan or here to steal content for karma?

What does he mean by this?

I don't know, we certainly don't make enough content for me to assume people are here to steal shit.

Explain.

Can we make this viral in websites that praise Marvel as their champion of women's rights, ambassador of feminism in comics?

I think he is talking about subreddits like /r/4chan, where people go to halfchan or fullchan to find potential "funny screencaps" to upload there and get some upboats. Have you ever seen those pictures with two funny posts at the top, and then hundreds of reaction faces under there? That's the kind of stuff faggots upload there.

Always remember not to reply to any "post yfw you're not…" posts. It usually only happens in Holla Forums, but chances are they want to scrape reaction faces to include in their screencap.

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Do you care about Marvel that much?
They did had an adult-ish line some years ago. Frank Cho's version of Shanna was going to have tits on it but I think the adult line got axed and he had to cover them.

We sure could. Especially by pointing out this

People forget, or younglings don't know, that the left used to have no problem with heterosexual lust and eroticism. It used to be a partisan issue to stick it to the ultra religious right, which was much more influential and scary back then.

It's astounding how fast that turned around. Within ten years ugly, fat, sex hating, feminist hamplanets have completely changed the entire leftwing around on that issue, so that now they are more inline with muslims and christians in hating exposed female skin.

It's quite the trip how quickly these things change. When I grew up I thought that babes in high cut thongs would be around forever.

Way to much fucking dodge tool used in the coloring. Other than that it was decent

Isn't this the same guy who used to do a lot of sexy art for PSM, back in the PS1 days?

looks like an ugly copy of masamune shirow's style?

Yeah its the same guy.

As does Keijo, Valkyrie Drive, Queen's Blade, Monster Musume, etc.,

When the right had more power, people who wanted to bully others with their morals were right wing. Now that the left has more power, it's the same people who would have been moral bullies years ago, but it's easier to be on the left now. Most SJWs really want to just control people, so they'd take on right wing traits if the right ever returns to power. Fanatics like that care less about the ideas as they do about being able to control others, which is why SJWs and the Alt-Right both have a very cult like mentality.

Queen's Blade is VERY empowering.

Why would feminists have an issue with this?
Isn't a big part of feminism about being body positive and wanting to be able to do sexual things without shame from men?

I guess the artist likes excessive makeup on his women or something. The heavy lines on the eyes and the obnoxious lipstick just ruin it when the flesh is colored that well.


You miss the underlying concept of feminism, which is "men happy, me raped now". Feminists are mostly women that either ruined any chance of happiness or fulfillment in their lives and are spiteful about it, or women so stupid that if they didn't latch onto feminism, they would have probably joined a cult and washed the feet of some old dude that claims to have visions from Jesus in the form of a T-Rex with butterfly wings.

There are sex positive feminist, but they're not the problem we have right now. When we were all kids, there were Christians who didn't have a problem with rock music or D&D, and they weren't the problem. But there are people, who will use whatever political leanings are popular at the time, to control people.

Remember that anything and everything can be manipulated and twisted. There are millions of good people who Christian, but there are a lot of people who hate Christians because of a loud subset with in them. Same with how there are valid reasons to hate the Right or the Left, both sides do have complete assholes in them. Anything good feminism can do now is vastly overshadowed by people who either want to control the morality of others, make a huge profit over victim bucks, or both. Basically, the entire movement has fallen to the enemy.

dude, the shit you're saying is way too smart and reasonable, expect somebody to burst in any minute now and tell you that there is nothing good about feminism or the left. Then accuse you of being an SJW for claiming otherwise

There is nothing good about feminism or the left. You are an sjw for claiming otherwise.

What you talking about, that was the normal posture back at 4chan before the exodus.
You weren't able to create your own safespaces boards so you legitimately interacted with all kinds of people.
Anyone with at least four years in chans knows this shit's true.


Kek

This.


I know this is funposting but remember, every new movement that is created starts because someone fucked up royally on what previously existed.

Not really, I could care less whether this kills or not. I just like to watch the world burn.

You are forgetting the part where half of the people got so scared of the SJW spook that they retreated into extremist camps, and wave pitchforks and torches at everything that is not exactly-such-as-them. You know, the people who unironically post the picture of an SJW wearing a normal person mask. Have you even been to Holla Forums lately?

Attempting to rebuild the thread.

You can only be body-positive if you are ugly. Otherwise you are bimbo.

Then post more Kinnaird, dat nigga can draw some tiddies. Here is something he drew for some free to play tiddy moba shit.

That post was a bit out of context. Basically, Holla Forums shat itself and decided to show this thread as a 404 for a while. Usually, posting to a thread in that state used to force the system to rebuild it, but in this case it didn't. The issue has already been fixed, though.

That was much better than Tarot Witch of the Black Rose. That porn comic was more disturbing than sexy.

Really just goes to show how useless of a metric for sexism that "test" is.

Looking back, I for one find it rather amazing how such low quality 3D renders like what we see in this comic started appearing all over the place, a trend driven almost entirely by novelty alone. Makes me wonder what the next idiotic fad featuring inappropriate use of emerging technology might be.

He really hasn't improved one goddamn bit.

Does he use the same proces B^Uckley does? I swear all his faces look the exact same.

even the most ecchi anime show would easily pass that test

Except that itself was part of the liberal narrative. They scream about the evangelicals being "oppressive" but they never had any actual power. Some pastor would burn a Beatles record and they would freak out even though by 1940 they owned every fucking university in the nation and ran every fucking news outlet.

McCarthy found actual commies under the pay of the USSR in the state department and they lied for 40 years to make him the villain.

Kikes exclude any Christians from the movies since 1970 if they could but somebody tries to out the commies in Hollywood and its another shoah.

The left always lies, and even those Evangelicals are egalitarians who oppose racism.

Hell the "violent video games" was pushed by liberals with out a few evangelicals as front men.

Every hardass conservative in essentially 100% religious rural America loves violence and has for all of living memory.

As for the left being anti-sex, that is just the public narrative catching up to a private narrative which was pushed in colleges as early as the 60s.

Most of the second Bible Black series is futa on girl, so it also passes the test.

Shitty VR porn, obviously.

Nigga, Libs have a large share of the blame, but you're fucking passing off some revisionist bullshit to say conservatives never pushed for censorship. You can't magically pretend the religious right NEVER EXISTED. They're just not holding much power these days, so they're a non-issue… until we turn our back on them and let them fuck shit up again.

And conservatives don't like investing in education, and now are pissed that colleges went full commie. WHO FUCKING LET THAT HAPPEN?

Whoa thanks, OP.
These are the kind of women I'd love to see
BLACKED

God damn it Holla Forums I already told you, just because your board has turned to shit doesn't mean you get to come here. Go post cuckold porn somewhere else.

Faggot I was born in '85, I'm telling you that even during the supposed heyday of the right in the 80s and early 90s they had not fucking power. They had no actual ability or even real interest in legislation. The left has been playing victim for over a century. The right hasn't been in power since 1890. The 50s "repression" is just a kike narrative from Hollywood because surprise all the anti-commies who were outing their kike friends as agents in pay of the USSR were conservative.


Every single geology and chemistry department I was ever in when earning my MS is hard conservative and all the students are as well. They only get money from corporations which make actual material products. The conservatives build the colleges and foolishly let kikes and libtards in which changed all the non-STEM departments into utter shit. STEM was insulated because you either produce or you starve because they are not funded by the state but rather by corporate interests and corporations that make things rather than provide services.

Ever notice how oil companies don't have a human resources department and there are essentially no kikes in manufacturing? Its an entire culture of hardass white guys who refuse to play that game.

you know the "religious right" is a leftist boogey man media creation? you can't really be so stupid to believe everything the media tells you, right?

i'm tired of this meme

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Dafuq is this shit?

Do you not own a TV because that's just a completely average example of primetime television

I don't watch TV anymore these days.

And I am really grateful I don't watch that shit.

Fortunately for you with the Big Two, your interracial cuckold fetish will continue to be satisfied for years to come. Might as well call them BLACKED.COMICS at this point. That's practically all they publish.

What show is this from?

You're the Worst Season Three

Why did I not see happening?

Great. Now I have to go find porn of Luke Cage fucking the Black Cat.

Well too be fair, who HASN'T slept with Black Cat? Hell, I'm pretty certain she had an orgy with a bunch of Doombots.

Late 90s and early 00s were a great time. Sure there were shit like comic artists acting like a diva or overtly edgy names like Grifter or DeathKlaw or something but the freedom man, the freedom of comic making were amazing back then. I don't care if people call this comic a shame but it shows how free the artists were allowed to do in a comic compared to current comics that's always under SJWs microscopic watch. If this comic is released today some SJW cunts going to burn this to the ground.

Huh, based on the rest of the comic I assumed that he had just been badly aping the way that Shirow Masamune draws faces. But no, that's actually just how he draws faces. That's terrible.

Social media was a mistake.

THE 90'S!

I'm surprised you didn't post any Liefeld.

trips confirmed.

needs more pouches

and more rib bubbles

bomp

Does Tarot count as a spank comic?

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It does, but its not something I'd like to fap to.

NOT BRUTAL ENOUGH 0/10

I know it empowered my blade.

They just hate white men and anything white men stand for.

No concept of reason

Needs more yellow

So let me get this straight. A weaboo comic that was an official comic of marvel has far better art than current marvel…
The fuck man?

math checks out

Carlos looks so cute in that pic I wanna see him fuck Luan Loud and make that face, and make her pregnant with a super punny baby.

Never even heard of it but I'm giving it a chance.

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What?

Someone has been very dedicated in bumping this thread.

I think they're hoping more 18+ adult comics will be posted in the thread.

Why hasn't that happened, though?

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After seeing the cuck scene, you're "giving it a chance?"

Looks hilarious.

So I was absent from posting on this thread because I thought the comments will about hating the comics for being a cheesecake. But I decide to read this thread today and I'm surprised that people actually like this comic (even when it's just for the cheesecake) but overall in my opinion the 90s-early 2000s comics are fun. They don't give a fuck for SJW screaming in their ear and tumblr doesn't even exist yet.

This comment is pretty much encapsulated what best of the 90s. THE FREEDOM. It's like the 90s are the wild west of comic book era.

Bump

I am afraid there is nothing left to post here, user.
I noticed this thread is getting bumped a lot, but if someone is looking for new lewd shit just go to

I'm a mano of hope.

Yes, I know everything that will be said about the comic probably has been said about the comic, but, at the same time, we can't really let stuff like this die or be forgotten. Reason why is to remind people that there was better things out there than the censorship of the political left and SJW that we experience today (And, any other kinds of fuckery). And, yes, this will probably be remembered as great wank material (If nothing else), but, ironically enough, it did originally mean something.

I just checked this guy's Deviantart.
Looks like he does stuff for Empowered, and the kind of online games you need one hand free for, IYKWIM.

He still draws faces like three raisins floating in a bowl of custard.

*sigh* I know user, I know.


Are you sure about that? The guy who draws Empowered did some cover art for this comic, but their styles are completely different. He needs to better his craft at any rate, he only got only one female face.

Hey Reddit

He does some back-up stories and pin-ups.
He can kind-of match Adam Warren's "not-trying" style he's been using since he stopped putting any work into it. So yeah, his best work is just a little worse than Warren's worst work.


Well, IF IT ISN'T MY FAVOURITE CHEESE EATING DICK MONKEY!
Hi, Tumblr Faggot! What is it this time? Tumblr file names on images? "Reddit Spacing", whatever that is? Oh, it's the word "sigh"! So that's a Reddit thing is it! Well thanks for telling us! You're a gutsy man, and a big help! Remember to write a big list of random posts and accuse them all of being the same guy!
And don't forget, anyone who likes anything for any reason at all is a "good goy"! Yes, I know you don't know what that means, trust me, it's hilarious, you'll be the most popular anonymous poster on the board and you will win PRIZE.

kill yourself my man

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Hey, that's great! Losing the argument, so you just make up the other guy's side of the argument, to make it easier to win!
Reading comprehension, tard.

Some one's mad

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