A h

Lurk all ya want, saging is a dick move

You're ugly and I hope you kill yourself and nobody ever utters your name again

stfu stop bullying her

you're good with me, OP, here's a bump

I'm an oldfag glitterati and heard it all. Shit tier insulting (1-10)
Read a book or something. Get some creativity

Thanksies

Is this some post-post-post-trans-post-ironic humor or something, or are we being infested by transfags?

Moar like, micro penis, Kek

Kill yourself immediately, transnigger.

HIDE THREAD, IF ANOTHER IS MADE REPORT FOR SPAM

…….boop^^

Hmm, that was really low effort but at least you delivered. Enjoy your (you) and a propper bump.

let them be, dude

My potato phone can only record for a few secs. Lel

Why a skunk pic?
My ex boyfriend from Texas called me skunk cause I act like one:solitary, territorial, bad disposition.(I was protective of him and easy to get jealous) we met in the mmo SWTOR

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Farming attention to stay on page 1 or the unexpected virtue of ignorance
Shower me with attention and ask me questions

Glory bump

Would you like to join my team of super heroes?

Sure, I'll be the fat one

Back to page 1

=(^.^)=

Chris? Is that you?

No

Page one

Do you like Hershey's kisses?

No. As fat as I am, I don't eat candy and sweets. I like meat. Bacon , pot roast, cheeseburgers, steak

Have you ever been eating someone's ass and then they shit in your mouth and all over your face?

what do you usually get banned for

No,but I've licked an asshole before. Not bad

Seems like most BO's that know of me (a h) just automatically hate me. Wew
there jealous of me

M8 listen. There is a pretty hot looking hooker on backpage. Give me your professional opinion, should I go and fuck her or should I just jerk off to some porn.

Well as a beta cuck, I'd say, save the money and Fap to porn. I heard you can find kids for sex on back page using key words

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Like my sports bra?

No

I'm super cute in that!
:3

Why u gay

BI. Moar to eat

Post pics cause I don't believe you ever had sex.

bump
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Kek

So you're a virgin?

I've had sex. First time was in middle school. Got married in my 20's. We had sex. Had a fatty I later worked with at Carl's jr and a crossdresser at a park

Were any of them attractive?

My then wife was. Long dark hair, dark eyes. She'd eventually cuck then divorce me.

You got any pics? In exchange I'll keep giving you (You)s

I've been posting selfies all day

Not your fat ugly ass. I want to see a pic of your ex wife. I am curious what kind of person would actually marry a sack of gay shit like you.

That was many years ago. I don't have pics of that slut.
Your mean.

Sorry

I don't like chan anymore

Then Goto reddit

Holla Forums at it's best.

Keks and lels

I have the urge to murder you with a blunt object.

You take requests? Also can you perform video requests?

Why?
Travis ,Chris and dysfag are worse than me

I can only make a vid a few secs long. My smartphone is pretty old a four Old htc Android.
If polite, I'll do custom timestamps

Faggots like you is what make this board cancerous.

Someone's gotta farm the attention hunny

I would really appreciate a video of you slamming a cabinet (or regular) door on your penis and/or balls, it would be pretty funny. That being said it would only be funny if we got to see the reaction to it so you would have to be pretty quick and the slamming should take at most 2 seconds. Is this the kind of request that you will deliver on? I'm not joking, it would be hilarious if you actually did this.

DO IT FAGGOT!

No.
My OP delivery record is still well over 75%

It's your expression, I can't stand it. I want to beat your face with a blunt object until there's nothing but a mash of flesh, brains, bones and teeth becoming one with the ground.

This is second time you have turned down one of my requests. You are a terrible attention whore. Filtered.

I won't filter you if you smear shit on yourself and post pictures of it within the next few hours.

……boop
This pic for you.. you need an angry handjob

Then filter me dude. Geez

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Enjoy this low-carb gluten-free salad, and get on with killing yourself.

That looks yummy
Ty sagey MCsagepants

What kind of stuff do you do when you aren't attention whoring

Watch TV. Watch kids play. Beer. Old Xbox games. Reading.caring for my mom

Would you care to elaborate?

What does she think of you wearin dresses and looking like a fag

Love watching lil cuties play. I will adore there hair and clothes. Like em toddler aged.
My mom was the one to make me a sissy. Bought me my first night gown. Gave me one the other day. Says I'd make a pretty girl.

You are beautiful.

Thank you
:3

A h
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What is your life goal, attention whore?

To pass go and collect $200
Maybe visit Cambodia to get some tot tang

Lol. I wish you good luck.

Om-Nom Nom

can you pose menacingly for me?

Only once, I prefer looking emotionless in my selfies, I even hate smiling.

arigatou gozaimasu attention whore-san

Oh shit, you scared me!

I have a poison ivy rash on my dick

This must be travised

How goes it?

Lol. I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.

I hate that selfie

Jack off with calamine lotion, Kek.

I guess

Hi richfag. You never posted a pic of a pizza, double pepperoni. Too busy spending your lottery cash?

I wish I was rich, I clean shitters all day on weekdays.

Loser.

It's money, so whatever.

I missed you

Money cleaning toilets, receptacles for other peoples shit. Jesus christ that's so fucking sad.

Do you ever see any pretty little girls at your job?

KILL YOURSELF TRANSNIGGER

KILL YOURSELF TRANSNIGGER

KILL YOURSELF TRANSNIGGER

Look at this jealous nigger

KILL YOURSELF TRANSNIGGER

Being neet got me nothing and fast food places pay garbage. Yeah, I'll clean other peoples shit, just pay me somewhat decent and provide gloves.

KILL YOURSELF TRANSNIGGER

KILL YOURSELF TRANSNIGGER

Sometimes

You too m8

Everyone loves me
Cleaning poo, that's hot. Find any poppy Disney princess diapers?
Yea, he's jealous

Tell me bout the little girls

There's not much to say other than I sometimes see a pretty one.

I'm a huge scatfag, and cleaning crappers is not a turn on for me.

Do you have a favorite little girl?

Toddler age, asian, pigtails, mini skirt pink horizontal pleats

Cat bump

dont fucking reply to me nigger

I love you
Boop

Glomp

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You are really the most disgusting person on Holla Forums. You have truly descended to another level.

Dont reply to him

Yup. I'm awesome^^

Sagey MCsagepants
You suck

My hair down

Shower me with attention and ask me questions^^^^^^^

Chubby bump

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Xbox

Give me attention and ask me questions

Hi!

USA? How do you feel about our political climate?

Also, what's your favorite non-internet hobby?

i like your radio antenna, and we use the same toothpaste

He's so lonely that he's asking himself questions!

I'm a bisexual republican, it's wild. The Dems have president Trump in the shredder. I love Trump. Hate the Dems and lefty making all that fake news. It's cool being yourself, but the Dems are forcing everyone to accept it all to the point there attacking any who isn't 100% open minded. There being too forceful making ppl accept political correctness.
I love listening to, besides Joe pags and Michael medved, stand up comedy. Stand up is my passion. Love jim gaffigan, Seinfeld, Steve Wright, Mitch hedfield, Chris Rock, and many others.

Yup. Nice and cheap.

Dude, it's called samefaggin. Ty for the bump

Some attention whore seeds never come to fruition. I transplant these to bloom into moar attention whore.

Why you so beautiful?

Even though I'm a fatty, I rolled an 18 for charisma, this gives me a bonus charm attribute. You just charmed by me.

——→body type 4
Ppl love a chubby kitty

The millipede challenge
Get yourself a emulate of millipede and beat my score

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Brady Bunch slumber party^^^^

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Come on ppl…. Ask me questions shower me with attention

why don't you go annoy your pony friends instead

MODS!
THIS PERSON SAID THE P WORD!!!!!!!
sir, to what references you referring to, escape me.

Farmin attention

Farmin attention

Happy moms Day anons
Keks

Blow a kiss at me again and see what happens faggot

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I am calling the police and reporting you for internet harassment and E rape

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What ps4 game should I buy

The new battlefield game.

Beat my millipede score^^^^^^

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Ty
Ask me questions and shower me with attention

New hand me down from mom. Do I look cute?

Peek a roo

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A h

My other comics

eat them

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Wipe your ass with them.

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Of-fucking-course you are a brony.

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Wow. Ty
Nice older pic of me
You saved my old posts… Dig up /1/ I have years of posts there. My golden age. Avatarfag has the links!!!!!

I saved a lot of them. They make great Travis material.

I'm better looking than …."them"

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That's me. I'm so cute
I'm a pretty Kitty
=(^.^)=

Love Natalie moralis

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more of an attention whore then this faggot youtu.be/bdNAOkmlsMA

Click it or ticket
Im gonna get the papers, get the papers

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You really are a funny guy!

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WTF was that. I'm dense and drunk, any subtly on your part is lost in translation on my part .

youtube.com/watch?v=qqE7ZxH7BJE&t=3s

Still miss the point…

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I thought you were dead, and I was happy for you, because I know you are a very sick man, and you will never find peace in this life.

Miss me b b

Ask me questions and shower me with attention

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Hey

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Do you get sad when you see no one has replied to your thread?

Nah, cause you did!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean other times. When you check the thread in hopes of a response but see no new ones. How does it make you feel.

Good. You keep feeding me

Are you stupid? Do you lack basic reading comprehension?

Who's on first.
Your so easy to jerk around.
Boop

Back to page 1
Shower me with attention and ask me questions

You're actually needed now, fattychan

Post all your most gruesome shit, or there will be nothing left for you to post on.

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Wow. Get the younow app. I was video chatting with teen girls

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Do you have a job?

Caregiver for my mom

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Does she pay you?

Yea

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Do you ever clean her pussy out with your tongue?

No

why not?

Just don't see her that way

What's the most screwed up thing you've seen from deep web?

oxwugzccvk3dk6tj.onion/b/res/7021938.html

On deep web, are there red rooms for child snuff?

=(^.^)=

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Hi Holla Forums

do u pick ur nose or nah?

I did a lot as a kid

OK, so , last week, my van was stolen. I reported it. Several days ago, cops found it abandoned and left Undriveable. A traffic cone jammed up in under the chassis and the shifter ripped out and the front wheels locked. Inside was stolen GPS things, empty beer cans, dope needles, clothes.
I've got the worst luck

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that's a cute pic

hello attention whore

Hi there
=(^.^)=

didn't you used to post on some of the pony threads? I remember some of your pictures

I did. Stopped cause those ppl there are just so very mean. Even meaner than halfchan

i wouldn't say that. But okay

How r you
What's up
I'm in a process of converting beer into urine

Only time a Chan board brought me to tears, was the mean ppl on /pone/

What did they say to you

I got to dick around with VR at a friend's house over the weekend, now I want to buy it 100%
do you have a Steam account?

Just a gang rape of pure hate

No

shame

At this point, I'm happy to have shelter and a toilet

I like you do you like me?

Yuppers. You is kool.

how could you love a anonymous person on the internet?

Cause I'm a lover^^

Attention bump

Ask me questions and shower me with attention^^

Bumping again

hey

Hi there
What's up

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Is this really (You)?

what was your childhood like/teenager years like?

That's a mouthful.
My early years…..
As a toddler I was a thief, I'd walk into houses and steal jewelry and Atari games. I was bullied by older neighbor kids. I was poor. First grade was hell. I was antisocial and reclusive and dumb.
Grades 2, 3 and 4 were normal. Bout this time I was sneaking on my moms panties and pantyhose, even shoving a Tampax up my ass. Kek.
Middle school, I fucked my neighbor, she was 2 years younger than me. I'd make homemade fireworks. Had a few pop it bombs blow up in my face.
I had a buddy, we'd stay at each other houses and at night sneak out, throw rocks at ppl windows, knock trash dumpsters over. 6th grade, I had AP English and in 7th grade moar AP English.
Highschool, I found drugs. Got into weed and Meth and lots of acid. Became bullied at school. Skipped so much, had to Goto office before class. I still skipped. The bully public humiliation me so skipped even more. I plotted to kill him. Parents saw there pistol missing, a 25mm. Pulled me from school. Took my g.e d. Passed.
After that, babysat for my sis. I'd wear her clothes when she was away and who I sat.
That's my early years.
Ask me anything

Read it

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what brings you here, Langley?

Farming attention

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What do you do for a living

kek you saved my shit ass OC paints

Wow, that's actually you. Aggressively end yourself.