Itt pick a planet and explain why it would beat up other planets. Saturn would fuck up anyone that tries to get near it with the asteroid belt, then if the planet did get past that it's bombarded by acid. Plus saturn is the god of wealth so he could just pay other planets to fight for it. Basically Saturn is running this show we called a "salor" system.
Itt pick a planet and explain why it would beat up other planets...
Ayden Cox
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Cameron White
The sun.
is there even a single planet that can even withstand the power of the sun? fuck off you pussy planets
Brody Rogers
Sun wins
Colton Roberts
The sun isn't a planet you double retard
Nathan Scott
Yes it is?
Wyatt Mitchell
a star
Adam Green
no. by definition a planet is a celestial object that has such a large mass that it has become round AND orbits around a star
Daniel Phillips
The sun is gay. It'd be too cold to fight by the time it got to saturn. In fact it'd probably just freeze and fall down before it got there.
Lucas Cruz
I can't tell if you're being ironic, sarcastic, or idiotic.
Also Earth because no other planet in our solar system can hold life at this time.
Inb4 the world is flat
Nathaniel Powell
You're right
Ian Turner
Actually the difference between a star and a planet is that stars can sustain internal fusion reactions whereas planets cannot. There are rogue planets which do not orbit any star out there.
Anyway, Jupiter can fucking eat the entirety of the solar system with ease. except Saturn. Saturn would get engulfed but barely. Those bitch ass rings would just get sucked in.
Julian Myers
No the rings would sabotage it then pop back our. They'd just be like Luke in the empire strikes back when he puts the explosive on the camel-looking robot.
James Wood
user did you even see Star Wars? He used some sort of cable to knock the legs down of the ATATs.
Cooper Cruz
Correction:
That pic shows diameter. Jupiter's mass is about 3x greater than Saturn so yeah. Saturn would get obliterated quite easily.
No, they would just feed the giant.
Liam Evans
that one pure water planet, all the other planets would just drown lol.
James Garcia
Ur anus, because it'd swallow any planet that tried to attack it
Levi Watson
the earth isn't a planet so it can't fight.
Kayden Wright
They don't need to be orbiting a star just to have developed around a star, rouge planets are a thing.
Only recently I learnt that the current theory of our solar systems past is that a planet a little smaller than Mars was ejected when it passed too close to Jupiter, without this now rouge planet none of our simulations of the solar system forming result in our current system.
Lincoln Jones
Luke Thompson
ball earth propaganda.
Bentley Miller
Indeed because although the Earth is flat, all of the other celestial bodies are round!
Asher Lee
Kepler-1647b.
Not only is it the most massive planet discovered (between about 1.5x and 2x Jupiter's mass), but it's also in the habitable zone of a binary star system. If its mass doesn't kill off all the other stars, the life on it will just colonize their bitch ass.
Caleb Ward
its been in your face the whole time. get a clue.
Michael Myers
They are cylinders that always point their base towards us and also at any probes that see them while still pointing at earth too
Kayden Adams
Actually scrap that spoiler, all "probes" are fake and we have never sent anything to space I think I could actually get some people to believe this, which is sad
John Edwards
Earth would win because earth is the only planet that can even attack or declare victory on other planets
Jose Jackson
fuck
planets*
Xavier Johnson
Pluto. After all the big planets are done fighting it would just use psychological tactics to torment the remaining, heavily traumatised planets with PTSD into suicide.
Brains over muscle, people.
Asher Sanchez
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Ethan Taylor
I bet Zeus can beat up Saturn because what do you need a gladius for, Romanfats? If your house gets robbed, just call the lictor’s guild or use your scutum to fend off the attack. No Roman citizen actually needs a gladius. If push came to shove, what, are you and your untrained barbarian slaves going to defeat 10 legions by yourselves? What next, should you have the right to own a ballista? No Roman citizen should need anything more than a pugio to defend himself in his home. You’re just overcompensating for your short stature and plebeian birth.
Joshua Reyes
Where would you even get 10 legions in one place?
Dylan Fisher
Mercury cause it's the OG
Xavier Johnson
That was an under the radar good answer.
Brody Peterson
its rings, not asteroid belt
Anthony Kelly
No it's not one solid ring it's a bunch of smaller rocks.
Levi Cox
It's not rocks, it's mostly dust and pebbles.
Angel Cruz
That makes about as much sense as choosing which anime to fuck in the ass.
Animes don't have anal canals, and planets don't beat each other up.
Fuck off and post something rational.
Gavin Perry
actually it's mostly vacuum, the illusion of solidity is only caused by distance
Bentley Ross
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